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Clips from Freaks and Geeks - The Diary (S01E01)

"Who you guys gonna call?"
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"Mean people."
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"All right."
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"We'd keep asking for maurice, you know?"
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"We'd call and say, "hello, is maurice there?"
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"Anyway..."
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"No heavy breathing."
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"Ok. See you later, short-stuff."
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"Ok."
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"Heavy breathing. that's a good idea."
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"He"
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"Y, i thought your dad worked during the day."
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"Mmm. Sometimes he comes home to change his shirt."
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"Root canals make him sweaty."
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"Listen to this. this is gonna be good."
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"You're a turd. a stinky, fat turd."
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"Go sniff a jockstrap, you poop-head."
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"You love patting boys' butts."
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"And a stinky...turd."
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"Who was that?"
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"It's, uh, an old friend."
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"Oh, you better hope he doesn't find you out."
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"You know, if the cops trace that..."
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"No, if the cops trace the call, you're dead."
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"Who does she think she is, anyway?"
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"Oh! And you should've heard her speaking spanish."
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""Un moment-un moment. kim-kim!""
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"Oh, that sounds terrible."
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"Yeah. She thinks she's the queen of england or something."
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"Hmm."
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"You know, will you get me a stick?"
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"I'm gonna kill that dog!"
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"Gross."
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"Well, they didn't actually call you a whore and a drug addict."
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"And...i'm not just some whore, you know?"
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"They just can't take it that i have sex, you know?"
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"They're afraid some bad man's gonna come along"
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"And soil their perfect little daughter."
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"Well, you do have sex."
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"Yeah, and i'm a bad man."
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"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
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"I don't know."
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"I'm just saying it's not like they don't have a point."
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"You're a jerk."
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"Hey, don't get mad at me."
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"I'm just tryin' to be rational."
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"Are you calling me irrational?"
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"I'll tear it off, and i'll throw it over that fence."
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"I'm not saying i don't love you."
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"I like the way you are."
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"Oh. And how am i?"
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"Are a sex-crazed drug addict."
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"Screw you!"
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"Hey, come on."
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"I didn't mean nothin'."
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"I'm just tryin' to spice up the conversation."
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"Sam, you getting a kickback from the fire department?"
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"No. Mom was the one who put the candles on the table."
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"Ok. I've got something special for us tonight."
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"What the hell?"
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"They're fantastic."
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"What'd you do, put poison in a bird feeder?"
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"They're exotic."
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"Is it a pigeon?"
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"It is not a pigeon."
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"It's a kind of a chicken."
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"Jean, you know we can afford to buy fully grown chickens."
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"That-a-girl, lindsay."
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"But don't worry!"
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"I'm the hero, am i not?"
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"Yes! Is that right?"
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"That's right."
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"Follow me! We will go! let's take off! Whoa!"
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"Whoo!"
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"Just try it."
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"They're delicious."
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"Help yourself to mine."
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"Sit down."
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"Help clear the table."
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"What?"
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"That's not my job."
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"Oh, but it's mine?"
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"Yes."
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"You don't run a store for 12 hours a day."
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"All right, settle down."
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"Don't bother changing yet."
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"Oh, great. scoliosis testing again."
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"Shut it."
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"I'veot something serious to say."
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"I've been getting prank phone calls at my house."
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"Now, i know we got a lot of jokers here,"
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"A lot of funny guys."
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"What you're doing is not funny."
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"It's annoying."
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"More importantly, it's illegal."
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"So i want every one of you comedians"
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"Let's go."
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"Smooth move, alexander graham bell."
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"Read it."
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""You...are a turd."
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"A stinky turd.""
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""Go sniff a jockstrap, you poop-head.""
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""Hey, fredricks, you love patting boys' butts."
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"You love patting boys' butts.""
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"You are a dimwit..."
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"I blow my nose in your general direction."
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"That's not in there."
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"It isn't?"
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""You love patting boys' butts."
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"Butt, butt...patter.""
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""Hey, fredricks,"
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"Ha ha ha ha!"
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"And a turd.""
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"Go sniff...""
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"Sniff."
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""A jockstrap, you poop-head.""
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""Youare a turd,"
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""You're a perv and a loser"
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"And a turd.""
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"You know what? why don't you do spock?"
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