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Clips from Veep - Helsinki (S02E02)

"- Nothing stays a secret. - Yeah, yeah, and it's DC."
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"Yeah, look, all we got to do is stay calm."
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"- We just got to stay calm. - Keep walking, avoid any..."
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"If you'd see the way I framed the question, you'd understand that."
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"Well, tell that to Oprah when you mount your comeback."
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"I mean, you sent it to me and every second bozo in the building."
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"- No, I didn't. - What the fuck were you thinking?"
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"Look, you marked it highly confidential,"
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"thereby guaranteeing that this thing is gonna go viral."
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"Uh, the vice president was groped by the Finnish prime minister's husband."
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"- That's just weird. - Yeah, that's really unfortunate."
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"Was that up in the hills or down in the valley?"
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"Sir, I was thinking the Eye of Sauron, you know?"
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"Well, congratulations, Kent."
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"You just brought down this presidency."
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"Well, the weather here in Helsinki has been..."
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"hellishly cold."
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"POTUS's spy lie just went public."
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"Okay, we're pulling out. Let's go, shortest Q&A ever."
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"You will be hearing from me."
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"Two more questions."
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"and we are agreed on that."
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"And that was actually two questions, so I'm afraid we've got to go."
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"Where I come from, we kill people"
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"for looking at us funny."
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"We waterboard folks who haven't even done anything."
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"And you raped my tit."
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"- Oh... - Oh, yeah, you did."
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"'cause I'm an Angry Bird right now..."
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"and you're a pig."
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"- Selina! Selina! - Thank you."
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"Are you going to apologize for the spy?"
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"Did the president know that one of the hostages was CIA?"
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"- Did you know? - I stand with the president."
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"I stand with the president?"
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"Why did I say that?"
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"Can we pretend you didn't say it?"
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"What will people think I mean?"
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"That you stand with the president."
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"I mean, there's not a ton of ambiguity with that one."
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"Well, who knew that being sexually assaulted"
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"wouldn't be the worst thing to happen in my day, huh?"
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"That's something for the memoirs."
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"I'm sorry. Sorry I ever set foot"
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"I told everybody I was a scrotum."
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"Yeah, you did, didn't you?"
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"- It's okay. - Did you hear that?"
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"- He's not. - Ma'am, are you okay?"
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"I don't know. I guess so. Sure."
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"Because I caught a cold."
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"The creepy guy. He was like a noisy fucking ghost, really."
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"- Dave Wickford. - Dave Wickford."
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"57 Twitter followers."
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"That's shit for a journalist. Yeah."
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"The song is funny because"
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"- Look at you in your jammies. - I need Ambien."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"- Gary. - Yeah?"
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"Europhobic? Seriously?"
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"Remember it's a performance."
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"oh, bingo. I was looking for that."
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"jokes like that about the Middle East?"
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"Ooh!"
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"- Could we just... - Yeah, I miss Mike."
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"It's got a smiley face on it."
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"So I just got an e-mail from Sue."
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"So what's going on back there?"
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"I don't, actually. How baffling."
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"of famous Finnish birds."
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"Why do you hate numbers so much?"
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"Look, you're nodding your head,"
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"So for the next 13 months,"
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"Well, I hope you realize that that was entirely in jest."
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"So that song, unlike your career"
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"Yes."
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"- "D"... - Oh, no."
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"- Very amusing. - You know the Finns are known"
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""The Never Ending Sorry.""
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"Yes!"
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"As opposed to "story.""
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"- I don't suppose that you... - Yes, that would be wonderful."
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"Osmo Hakki...enenen."
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"And it's number five, by the way."
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"Gary, my boob."
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"Jesus, Mike's gone viral."
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"Mike?"
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"- POTUS. - He groped her."
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"Yeah, the blank looks are not gonna play here."
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"I'm the fucking chair of Senate Intel,"
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"Oh, Jesus, more apologizing? Really?"
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"What about the grope? I mean, come on."
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"All right? That's like a sexual 9/11 in my opinion."
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"That's right. Nobody can know about this."
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"Thank you. Oh, Madam Prime Minister,"
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"No. No, you have not."
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"Not even everyone at this very table."
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"One of the hostages was a spy."
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"But not that. That sounds bad."
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"What? Why are you telling me that?"
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"Keep the focus on Helsinki."
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"so we only have time for three questions."
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"- Good-bye. - Good-bye. Oh!"
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"Was the visit about the agreement or the song?"
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"We are very pleased about the agreement"
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"I am never going back there."
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"- Yeah. - Danteeksi?"
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"Oh, come on. Get over it."
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"No."
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"Oh, look, I just found out who that British reporter is."
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"Yeah, it says divorced twice, no kids."
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"Well, this is an unexpected permutation."
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"Oh, here he comes. Virgin Atlantic."
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"So you guys all think of a card."
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"Here we go... Ken's given Barbie the slip."
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"All I know is the Secretary of Defense"
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"I also have a gift for you"
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"Oh! How lovely."
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"But the press have added "Da"..."
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"- Everything okay? - Hey, Danteeksi."
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"Yeah, well, you are rocking that look"
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