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Clips from American Dad! - The Kidney Stays in the Picture (S07E07)

"Oh, I see you have no problem kissing him there without a shower."
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"Shh!"
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"- That's nice. - That is not nice, young lady!"
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"You are getting married in three days!"
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"Not tucking my tank top into my underwear. That's for sure."
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"I don't know what I was thinking. I can't do this!"
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"- Hey, thanks a lot, jerk. - Blocked!"
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"Stan, what the hell did you do?"
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"I couldn't just watch that. Besides, what are you so mad about?"
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"- That I broke up your little hump-fest? - Yes! Exactly!"
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"then Hayley will no longer exist in the present!"
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"Oh."
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"- Look at you understanding time travel. - We have to fix this."
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"We have to get young me to sleep with that guy by midnight."
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"That's right, Stan. You gotta get me laid."
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"I think I can help you with that."
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"Coat dwarf!"
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"I forgot what a problem coat dwarves were in the'90s."
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"Where'd your friend Francine go? She has to have sex with that guy over there."
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"Hey, you kind of look like him, except older and fatter."
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"In the future, you live in a cheap motel and drive a Pontiac Fiero."
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"I get a Pontiac Fiero?"
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"I almost made the biggest mistake of my life."
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"The important thing is that you didn't go through with it."
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"- Don't freak out! - Who-Who are you?"
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"We're you. From the future."
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"How is that possible?"
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"And through expanding the wormhole, we were able to transport into the past."
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"- So, time travel? - Like Back to the Future?"
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"And if she's not my daughter, why would I care?"
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"Because."
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"Because you're me, and we put so much time into her."
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"You're gonna feed her and sing to her when she's sick..."
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"and-and go to her school plays..."
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"and buy her bunnies and run over her bunnies..."
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"and buy her new bunnies before she finds out."
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"Sure, she's a pain in the ass, but we raised her."
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"she's our daughter, and she deserves to exist."
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"That all may be true..."
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"but there's nothing on this planet..."
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"that could get me wasted enough to sleep with that guy."
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"Roger!"
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"Come on in. You're safe here."
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"I will not send you back to Cuba."
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"Dr. Ya Ya, we'd like to talk to you about getting some ecstasy."
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"- What do you know about ecstasy? - Only that you created it."
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"Of course! Amphetamine!"
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"That's my stationery, my handwriting."
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"How did you get this? Who are you?"
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"Now, I'm sure you have a lot of questions- - No, I'm good."
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"We only have until midnight."
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"Tell us where we can get some amphetamines."
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"Dave's been partying for four days straight."
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"Let's see what we have. Some downers, yellow jackets, a Tinker Bell key chain..."
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"which I will hold on to."
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"Ah, here we go. Amphetamines."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I have such a feeling of euphoria."
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"I-I-Glow stick dance!"
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"Dave, look at me!"
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"Our years of research have finally paid off."
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"This'll make your younger self totally uninhibited."
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"How can I ever repay you?"
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"Someday I'll call on you for a favor."
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"Cryptic!"
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"##"
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"You gotta go sleep with that girl, bro."
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"Hey, she's getting married. She's not interested."
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"- We drugged her. She's good to go. - Nice!"
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"F.Y.I., the Giants win the Super Bowl."
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"Stan, we've gotta go! it's 11:57!"
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"Oh, and hey..."
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"at some point in the future, you're gonna try to squat 300 pounds at the gym..."
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"Just-Just don't do it."
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"- Hey! - Aw, Duper, you got on my sock!"
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"Sorry it took so long."
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"- It's pretty heavy stuff, man! - Shut it!"
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"- Mr. Smith, your results are in. - No, Doc."
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"I want you to take out my kidney regardless of what it says inside that envelope."
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"My kidney or Joel Larsen's kidney, one of them will be a match."
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"She's my daughter, no matter what."
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"Mr. Smith, just curious."
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"- How did you get the other kidney? - I called in a favor."
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"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"They called her "The Kidney Killer"..."
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"Hayley, you think you can hang?"
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"I'm giving her my kidney!"
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"Hayley will likely need a kidney transplant."
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"It won't pay for us to overnight your samples to the lab in Dallas..."
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"- You know how they take kidneys out? - No."
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"- What do we do? - What do I say?"
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"I can't wait to give this jerk the bill..."
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"'cause it was the'90s, you see."
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"I don't want to reminisce with you."
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"You're so into it."
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"No, I'm done drinking and fooling around."
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"- I'm sorry. - Roger that."
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"in front of all these gym dudes."
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"# I'm working out-##"
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"Baby, would you like to sit down?"
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"A down payment for all the night retainers she lost."
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"- But you have to! - Well, if she is my daughter, then she'll exist."
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"# I like my bands in business suits #"
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"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
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"Where did this come from?"
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"I can test to see if you're her father..."
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"In the meantime, you better track down the other man you slept with..."
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"That was my idea. I was trying to live vicariously through her."
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"and it's too much, and you're gonna blow out your sphincter, bro..."
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"We're very close to cracking the formula."
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"And don't forget. You absolutely have to transport back by midnight."
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"# I can tell what's goin' on #"
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"Whoa-whoa-whoa. Think about it."
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"# Oh, boy, it's swell to say #"
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"You didn't create ecstasy, Roger."
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"Before you can react, a man in a ski mask will tie you to a chair..."
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"The paramedics have to cut your pants off..."
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"# It's hip to be square #"
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"# Good morning U.S.A. ##"
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