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Clips from Family Guy(1999) - Veteran Guy (S16E16)

"upon seeing a bikini woman."
Family Guy(1999)
"Sir, should I say, "Aaoogah," sir?"
Family Guy(1999)
"Affirmative. And, Joe, I order you to just let the binoculars"
Family Guy(1999)
"fall right out of your hands, but you don't even notice"
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"'cause of how foxy the woman is."
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"All right, yeah."
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"I can see that we got the right skill set for this assignment."
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"Okay, guys, knock it off."
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"Come on, guys, I mean it."
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"This is important. I want you to start acting like it."
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"- Wow, he's serious. - He's very serious."
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"Guys, we have to complete a 160-point inspection"
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"hydraulic grapple-winch."
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"Guys?"
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"We're over here, painting clever names on boats."
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"Oh, okay."
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"I need a status report on that hydraulic grapple-winch."
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"We're busy; we're hanging out with Aquaman."
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"I told you, I'm not Aquaman."
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"I am the Sub-Mariner."
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"- What's your deal? - I'm just like Aquaman,"
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"but I can't get fish to do things."
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"That's the big thing."
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"I mean, isn't that all Aquaman does?"
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"No, he can also breathe underwater,"
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"and he's strong, like me."
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"Isn't everyone strong underwater?"
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"No, no. Not like me."
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"I can punch a big octopus a really long way."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey, Aquaman! - Yeah!"
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"Aw, shucks, guys, I don't know."
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"I guess I could do something like... this."
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"Wow, a real superhero."
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"I-I have little wings on my feet!"
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"No, just-just, shh, shh. Ju... it's over."
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"It's over."
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"Hey, can you guys keep it down for a bit?"
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"I got to have a FaceTime conversation with my wife"
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"where we talk at the same time, and then stop,"
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"and then start again, then laugh."
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"- Hi, hon... - Hi, hon..."
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"- No, no, you go... - You go ahead."
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"- No, I... - Go ahead."
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"- Y-You first. - You first."
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"- Hi, Pop. - Oh, God, Stewie."
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"You've gotten so big."
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"No, I'm just in the foreground."
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"You're as tall as your mother now."
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"He... he doesn't understand perspective."
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"All right, let me say good-bye to Mommy."
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"- Well, you take ca... - Good-bye, hon..."
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"- You go... - No, I was just gonna say..."
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"- Hey, Quagmire, where you going? - I'm going home."
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"- What? Why? - 'Cause I'm sick of this."
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"I'm the only one taking the job seriously."
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"Hell, you guys still don't even know how to operate"
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"a simple hydraulic grapple-winch."
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"Okay, that's the third time you've mentioned"
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"the hydraulic grapple-winch."
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"Is that gonna be important for later?"
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"I feel like maybe it is."
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"Quagmire, you can't just go home."
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"We're stationed here."
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"because I thought I could try and teach my friends"
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"what it means to serve their country, the way I did."
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"And I'm still the voice"
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"of Cris Collinsworth, and I'm done, too."
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"Uhp, closet."
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"Now I got it."
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"I disappointed the stupidest guy in football."
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"- I got to go take a sad pee. - Me, too."
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"as a group of guys, while wearing backwards baseball caps,"
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"per Fort Lauderdale municipal law."
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"The Florida ways are the best ways."
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"Are we ready to attack?"
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"What the hell's that?"
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"Are we ready to attack?"
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"We are! And many people will die."
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"- Oh, my God. - Those evil frat boys"
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"are planning to kill spring break."
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"And they only had time to record two lines of dialogue."
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"Are we ready to attack?"
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"- We got to stop them. - All right, let's just find"
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"a quiet place to come up with a plan."
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"And, Cleveland, I want you to get..."
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"I'm still very unclear about the plan!"
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"Three more banana daiquiris."
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"Did you see all of those guns and weapons"
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"those evil frat boys had?"
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"I sure did."
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"And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot."
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"But what can we do?"
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"Quagmire was the only real soldier among us."
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"You're right. Compared to him,"
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"we're about as useless as one of those automatic bathroom sinks."
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"Uhp. Uhp."
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"Uhp."
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"Uhp."
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"Uhp. Uhp."
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"Uhp. Uhp. Uhp."
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"Uhp."
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"What the hell are you doing? This is a women's bathroom."
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"Uhp."
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"I love that movie."
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"If there's gonna be an attack at spring break,"
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"we can't just stand by while people get hurt, or even killed."
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"Joe's right. It's up to us to stop it."
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"and when you're here, you're family."
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"- Great! - Yeah!"
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"- Ooh! - Yeah, yeah."
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"The Coors party ball is a dirty bomb!"
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"No, Peter, it's not; it's just the coolest, freshest way"
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"to keep your party rolling is what it is."
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"This is hopeless!"
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"There's no way to guess what their target is."
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"Final boarding call"
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"Okay, I got a feeling about that one."
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"- Let's go! - No, guys."
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"We'll never make it on foot."
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