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Clips from Community (2009) - Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking (S02E02)

"Final words? You're gonna kill us?"
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"it's become apparent how little respect this group has for me."
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"I'm so sad, I don't know what to do. Usually if I need to cheer up,"
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"We do? And since in my absence,"
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"After what you gave Shirley,"
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"we thought you were playing mind games. Thank you."
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"I hope to die surrounded by my family."
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"We're gonna get that show back on the air, buddy."
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"Oh, fine. He gave me a check for $ 10,000 to give to the charity of my choice."
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"April. Hah."
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"He'd like to see Annie next. You know what? No."
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"What? Never mind."
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"Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad."
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"I don't care if Pierce hired Scotland Yard,"
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"I never wanted to meet LeVar in person!"
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"Is there footage of you freaking out?"
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"The Red Cross."
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"Thanks, Pierce."
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"I'll be right back. Don't learn anything without me."
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"Hey, James Bond, stop trying to record us with that stupid spy pen."
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"And there will be nothing madcap or wacky about it."
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"Hi. Hey."
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"I was nostalgic from a very early age."
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"See? I'm waving."
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"No, don't open... It'll be too hard on both of us. Aah!"
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"When you improvise a plan,"
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"Helped make him a better man."
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"- No, Jeff. - What did you say?"
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"Apparently, I need to say some things to my father."
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"I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it,"
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"You're trying to show me the dangers of my own elitism."
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"If I become the person who thinks it's their place to pick favorites"
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"But as is the case with a real barrel of fish,"
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"It's H-A-W-T... Guys, what happened?"
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"Apparently, they found him unconscious on a park bench."
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"Oh, my God, is he okay? We don't know, we just got here."
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"He's ready for visitors now. He's in 1023."
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"Hi."
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"Oh, welcome, my old friends. Welcome."
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"Pierce, what happened? We were all so worried."
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"It was the pills. They just took me over. I saw awful, horrible things."
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"Demons, Aliens, Critters 3,"
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"something called Bruce Willis' Surrogates."
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"- Abed, what are guys doing? - It's okay, just act natural."
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"Pierce asked me to document his life for historical purposes."
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"At the risk of sounding overly sensitive, I feel bored by Pierce as a subject."
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"But I'm excited about the narrative of the documentary format."
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"It's easier to tell a story when you can cut to people explaining things."
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"I've called everyone here so that I could put my house in order,"
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"bequeath parting gifts, say my final words to each of you."
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"No, dummy, the pills wiped me out."
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"I'm dying."
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"I'm not really dying. Over the last few weeks,"
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"So I summoned them here to exact my revenge."
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"See? Fish in a barrel."
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"I just make fun of Pierce, but now it'd just make me sadder."
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"It's Gregory Hines all over again."
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"I'm sure he'll be fine. You know how dramatic Pierce gets."
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"Remember when he had the hiccups and pulled the fire alarm? Just relax."
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"He's here because we relaxed. No, he's here because he relaxed."
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"A handful of pills at a time."
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"That's all over now, we're here for him. So there's no point in feeling bad."
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"We know there's no point, we just felt like feeling it."
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"Yeah, Jeff, what are you, Abed? Oh, sorry, Abed."
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"No problem. Doesn't bother me."
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"Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathings."
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"Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly?"
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"He's gonna give us gifts. Oh, cool."
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"I mean..."
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"Cool."
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"I don't want Pierce to die, but if I'm gonna get bequeathed upon,"
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"I'd liked to be bequeathed a drum kit"
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"or a signed photo of actor LeVar Burton."
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"Those would be my top two wishes."
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"My third wish would be a million wishes."
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"But I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of actor LeVar Burton."
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"- Hello, Pierce. - Hey."
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"Hi. I got you some things from the gift shop to cheer you up."
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"I got you a John Grisham novel and a funny little coffee mug."
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"See how the flea's doormat says "Dog Sweet Dog"?"
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"Shirley, we both know that you and I are the most hated in the group."
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"you'll be the new black sheep or... I'm sorry, that's offensive. Black swan."
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"I want you to have this."
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"of your group talking about you while you're out of the room."
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"It's all here, burnt into this diskette by optical lasers."
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"I don't believe you. It sounds like science fiction..."
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"No, I don't believe there's anything on that."
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"Then I guess this is goodbye forever."
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"Goodbye, Pierce."
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"Smell you later. He said it's a recording"
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"of you all talking behind my back. That's ridiculous."
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"That's what I told him, because you all don't do that, right?"
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"Mr. Hawthorne is requesting Sour Face."
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"Knock, knock. Is that you, death?"
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"I just wanna tell you that you don't have to give me anything."
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"I'm happy to spend time with you. Know what Dylan Thomas said about death?"
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"No, tell me. Okay, bluff called."
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"You're the selfless one in the group, right?"
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"Haven't thought about myself in years."
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"That's what makes you the perfect recipient of this bequeathment."
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"It's a check for $ 10,000, with the payee line blank."
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"So that you can give it to the charity of your choice."
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"Wow. Pierce, this is"
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"surprising."
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"If you're so inclined, you could always write your own name in there."
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"Toodles. I don't wanna die in a place like this."
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"People shouldn't die in the same place People magazines do."
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"Only way I'd agree to be by family."
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"Me and Abed have an agreement."
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"One dies, stage it to look like a suicide caused by the cancellation of Firefly."
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"How'd it go? Huh?"
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"See? He's not messing with us. Maybe he just hates Shirley."
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"What? Yeah, maybe."
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"I need to research a few charities because some take a lot off the top."
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"You think you're giving money to people that need it,"
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"and you're really giving it to some middle man"
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"who's gonna pay off their parking tickets, credit cards,"
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"and keep from getting kicked out of her place in..."
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"- He'll see Jeff next. - But you're not..."
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"Or what? You'll do twice as much work as a doctor for half the pay?"
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