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Clips from Family Guy - Brian in Love (S02E02)

"I think I know how to..."
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"All right... He was kidnapped."
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"What about Amelia? She saw everything."
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"Come on, honey. He's been having accidents. Maybe he's trying to tell us he's ready."
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"This could be a nice way for you and Stewie to bond."
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"- Brian, is that you? - Uh, yeah, it's me."
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"Remember, to help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered."
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"- No! - Oh, this has gotta stop."
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"Oh, God! It smells gross!"
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"Princess, I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears."
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"It looks like someone already tried to clean it up."
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"We've also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You."
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"and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You."
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"- Brian, what are you doing? - Hi, Lois. I was just washing some things."
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"Those look like our sheets and our quilt."
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"They are. I'm washing them with some fabric softener."
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"They were so itchy I couldn't sleep, which is why I was downstairs"
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"when you asked me if I was OK and I said I couldn't sleep."
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"Come on, Stewie. Don't you wanna pee in the toilet bowl like a big boy?"
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"I remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself."
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"Maybe you don't have to pee. I oughta just give you some beer. Goes right through you."
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"Wonderful. And while we're at it, we can light up a doobie and watch porn."
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"Listen, you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready."
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"Until then, you shall continue to sanitise my crevasse"
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"and be damn grateful for the opportunity-starting right..."
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"Well, not now. But soon!"
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"Oh, and I want these and these and these."
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"- Only one. - But... but that man over there got two."
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"- Hey, what's that sound? - You're urinating!"
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"Brian, where d'you think you are, Payless?"
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"I say, I say! Paco, grab a mop. Will somebody get Patches the hell out of here"
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"Sh. It's OK. We'll meet you in the parking lot."
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"Oh, God, Lois. I need help."
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"Sometimes these things can be psychological."
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"OK, look, so maybe this isn't where I thought I was gonna be at seven years old."
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"It's just that... I..."
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"Is it OK if I smoke in here?"
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"Thanks."
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"You know, I've never been to Europe."
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"Now look at me. Middle-aged, alone and peeing in supermarkets."
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"Man, didn't see that coming."
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"I had this dream last night. Did you ever see Logan's Run?"
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"Last day. Capricorn 2537."
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"Oh. What about him? He's gotta be in his fifties."
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"- So what do you think? - I think you're very sensitive"
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"and you put up a tough front."
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"I think you're in pain."
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"Keep it above the waist, Doc."
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"And now Part 2 of our very own Asian correspondent"
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"- But I'm feeling things, and that's a start. - Oh, that's wonderful."
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"Hey, Lois, I..."
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"Hey, Brian. How you doin'? They let you out already?"
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"He suggested I go out into the world and pursue my dreams. I'm leaving tomorrow."
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"That one's probably fine."
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"Beautiful."
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"- Oh, my God! Are you Stephen King? - No, I'm Dean Koontz."
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"Oh."
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"But, you know, thanks to these sessions, I think I'm OK."
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"Being out in the world, feeling my power-and no accidents."
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"- I've been dry for two weeks now. - Mazel tov."
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"Well, goodbye, Dr Kaplan. And thank you."
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"Here is my handle, here is my spout"
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"I swear, I don't even remember doing it. I don't understand this."
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"but maybe we should consider... crating."
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"- Oh, God. - Or you could be an outside dog."
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"Huh? Outside?"
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"Oh, oh, and how embarrassed was I when the word "crate" came up!"
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"Oh, no, it was a normal day."
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"- Peter! - Take that! Take that!"
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"I spit water at you!"
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"Peter!"
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"Oh, I'm using my special cat power to get Batman all wet."
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"Meow!"
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"- All that running water. That's gotta be it! - Mm-hm."
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"She's compassionate and charming, attractive."
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"Look, I love Lois, but I'm not in love with her."
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"Mm-hm. Who are you trying to convince, Brian, me or you?"
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"Don't get antsy. I got three minutes left."
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"- My therapist's figured out my problem. - What does Sigmund Fraud think it is?"
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"You can talk!"
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"- I... I can't imagine. - You gotta find out for sure."
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"Uh, salad."
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"Thanks, Peter. I'm gonna go find out how she feels."
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"Huh, huh."
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"Ohhhhh!"
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"Sex-some people have it anonymously."
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"Well, I'm about to find out."
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"I just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar"
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"and he's in the bathroom right now, possibly doing drugs."
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"Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man,"
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"It is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news."
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"- Your tail keeps hitting me. - If it's bothering you, I can stop."
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"Ooh."
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"I'd take my sweater off, but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin."
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"Mm."
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"Smooth."
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"Well, I'd better go start dinner."
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"Oh!"
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"How long have you been there?"
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"I came about the time you started pummelling her with your tail."
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"- You shut up. - You love her."
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"Ha! Oh, oh, this is so good, it just has to be fattening."
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"- I said shut up! - Oh, by the way, nice rap."
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"Britney and Amber were, like, "Let's go to the mall.""
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"I was, like, "I'll go to the mall." Then Amber wasn't gonna go."
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"Hold on. Meg, Meg, I'm sorry. That is a really boring story."
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"I haven't been this bored since that stupid drive-in movie."
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"Lois, this pasta-better than Italy."
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"It's just my noodle caboodle."
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"But I did use a different brand of potato chips for the crust."
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"Your culinary prowess is surpassed only by your unfailing grace"
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"- It's just noodle caboodle. - Hey, what are these hard things?"
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"M&M's. I ran out of paprika."
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"Mama's skin's so soft."
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"Another! Another! Yes! Mama has candy kisses!"
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"All right, that's enough!"
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"I mean, would you all excuse me, please?"
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"Stewie, did... did you unhook Mommy's bra?"
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"but your head was too afraid of what the answer might be?"
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"Oh. Oh, God."
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