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Clips from South Park - Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! (S02E02)

"What's he doing in Nebraska?"
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"That shouldn't be a problem. Eric's grandma is right near the mall."
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"- About another hour hon. - Why does grandma have to live so far away?"
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"so I don't have to drive six hours to get a goddamned present!"
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"Now Eric let's try to get out of that grumpy mood before we get to grandma's."
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"- Oh it's little Eric. - Hi Grandpa."
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"- Sweet. What is it? - It's inside."
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"These are Eric's friends, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny."
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"Boys let me introduce you to the Cartman family."
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"- This is Uncle stinky... - Nice to have you heyar."
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"Aunt Lisa, Cousin Fred, Cousin Alexandra, Fat Bob, Jimmy,"
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"- The fat one. - I'm/He's not fat I'm/He's big boned."
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"- That was totally gross. She smelled like vitamins and pee. - Sick dude."
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"- Wait a minute. This isn't a present. This is a shirt. - Yes. I thought that would look really good on you."
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"Well this is what the holidays are about - family."
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"My family's dead."
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"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that Stan."
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"- Dude, your family died? - There dead to me. My mom doesn't even know I'm here."
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"- Here Kyle. Will you hold great grandmother's cathoder bag during dinner? - What is it?"
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"- Great Grandma has a bladder problem, this helps her out. - Sick dude."
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"Even Uncle Howard has joined us live VIA satellite from the State penitentiary."
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"- Whoa dude! - You look good Howard."
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"Come on let's eat already. They gave me extra bread and water."
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"Where's your manners Howard? We haven't even said Grace yet."
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"Mom will you do the honors of saying Grace?"
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"No Jimmy that's a bad Jimmy!"
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"- Dude, I don't know how long I can stay here. - I know what you mean."
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"Kyle we are at a house filled with Cartmans."
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"- What the hell was that for? - I wanted to make sure we're not dreaming."
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"- Wow cool! - We can't let the rest of the family know I'm here."
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"Who's We? You got a turd in your pocket."
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"Come on up, it's ok. Another inmate busted out with me. Don't worry he's a good guy."
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"When I stand on the mountain and say do it, it gets done."
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"And if it don't get done, then I'll move on."
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"- Alright Chuck just watch some TV or something. - Now back to It's a Wonderful Life."
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"That's right you're a bitch and I bet you would like to suck it, wouldn't ya?"
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"We have to go see Mr. Hankey at the mall Cartman."
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"Hello? Mr. Hankey is appearing at the mall, can somebody please take us?"
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"- Uncle Stinky can you take us to the mall? - Not now Eric. Hold him where's the flag?"
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"Uncle Stinky my stupid friends want to see Mr. Hankey. You have to take us."
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"- Damn his goddamn authoritah. - Only sixteen seconds left in the quarter..."
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"We interrupt this broadcast for a news bulletin."
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"Mass murderer and extremely nasty person, Charles Manson has escaped from prison."
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"Charles Manson was responsible for seven murders in the late sixties."
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"If you see Manson please kick his ass and smash his fuckin' face in for me"
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"And they've done it! They've scored sixteen un-answered points in fifteen seconds!"
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"- Ah Weak! - Eric I need you to take care of your cousin Elvin for a while."
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"- I don't wanna take care of cousin Elvin. - Won't you do it for Grandma?"
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"You know what the spirit of Christmas is? It's another lie."
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"Ok Chuck, thank you very much."
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"- My family sucks ass. - Ya they do. - All families suck ass."
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"- Here we got you some sticky cinnamon buns. - Wow sweet."
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"- Dude we have to get to the mall. - You guys seriously."
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"What's the matter?"
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"We're goin' to the mall."
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"Uh, Sharon don't over-react. Maybe Stan didn't go to Cartman's grandmother's house."
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"- Maybe he just ran away or got kidnapped or something. - I hope for his sake you're right."
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"Hello Ms. Cartman it's Sharon, Stan's mother. Did Stanley go up there to Nebraska with you?"
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"- What? - Stanley told me that you had passed on. I'm glad to see that you're better."
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"- Get the car Randy we're going to Nebraska. - Ooh. Stan's in trouble."
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"- Do you see him? - Not yet. We still have a ways to go."
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"I can't wait to see him. He's gonna be so glad we came."
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"It also says Mr. Hankey is also appearing at the Crossroads mall."
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"- So? - So how can Mr. Hankey be here and at another mall at the same time?"
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"Folks need to understand that I'm terror, I'm fear, I am- Oh look another Christmas special."
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"Now back to the Grinchy poo."
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"The Grinchy poo went up the chimney and stuffed the tree up."
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"But then he heard a coo like the cry of a dove."
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"It was little Cindy Lou Poo who was no more than two."
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"That old Grinchy poo thought up a lie and he thought it up quick."
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"Oh boy here we go."
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"Sure I am. Howdy Ho."
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"Well Mr. Hankey has to grow too you know."
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"- Howdy Ho. - Do you boys want your picture with Mr. Hankey?"
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"It's ok kids. I'm real. Howdy ho!"
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"- Get him!"
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"- You lied to me mother. You said it was the real Mr. Hankey. - Well yes but..."
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"And all the Poos down in Pooville joined hands and they sang,"
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"they sang all the same. And he himself, the Grinchy poo, carved the roast poo."
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"Wow man that's beautiful. He was evil but now he's good."
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"- What happened? - Some kid must have said it wasn't the real Mr. Hankey again."
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"Use the tear gas."
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"Cartman was right. The holiday season is for idiots."
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"Where did you go Uncle Charlie?"
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"- Hey guys. Let's go. - O, Hi Kenny."
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"Come on I'll buy you kids an Orange smoothie."
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"- Ahoj, Kenny. - Come on I'll buy you kids an Orange smoothie."
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"Run for your lives boys."
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"If Mr. Hankey ever found out he would be so pissed."
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"We interrupt this program for a breaking news story."
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"A high-speed car chase is happening right now on Interstate three."
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"We go now to our live sky five helicopter."
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"It looks as though the chase is proceeding west down the interstate."
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"We understand that Charles Manson is inside the car"
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"ith several hostages all of whom are children."
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"My god what is this world coming to?"
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"We'd like to take a moment to tell you this car chase is being brought to you"
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"by Snacky Smores. Creamy fun of smores in a delightful cookie crunch."
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"- Lock the door! - Oh my god, it's Charlie Manson!"
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"- What's going on? - There's a bunch of policemen chasing after us."
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"Quiet down, we're watching television."
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"Alright Manson we know you're in there. Come out peacefully and we'll shoot you."
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"Come out peacefully and we won't shoot you."
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"- Oh look Police Chief Stevens has a new haircut. - Get down ma!"
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"Hey man. Don't point a gun at your own mother."
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"What's wrong with you Manson? You're acting all funny."
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"This is Robert Rouner reporting live from Nebraska"
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"where escaped convict Charlie Manson has walled himself up in a house."
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"is being brought to you by Palmoral Sun Block."
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"Charlie Manson is holding everybody inside hostage."
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"- Is this the Cartman residents? - Yes ma'am."
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"Give me that! STANLEY THIS IS YOUR MOTHER!"
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"YOU HAVE DISOBEYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME."
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"WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF STANLEY?"
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"Sorry."
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"It appears now that eight-year-old Stan Marsh is in big, big trouble."
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"He apparently disobeyed his parents and left home without telling them."
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"- Dammit. What are we gonna do? - I'm watching television."
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"Well there's that old window in the back room. You could probably squeeze through thyar."
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"That's it! We're going out through the bathroom window. Come on Manson."
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