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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - The Light Entertainment War (S04E04)

"Took a waspy"
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"Flipped over on his betty harper's"
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"And caught his can in the bertie."
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"Er... afraid I don't quite follow you, squadron leader."
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"It's perfectly ordinary banter, squiffy."
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"Bally jerry pranged his kite"
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"Right in the how's-your-father."
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"Hairy blighter dicky-birdied, feathered back on his sammy"
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"Took a waspy, flipped over on his betty harper's"
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"And caught his can in the bertie."
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"No, I'm just not understanding banter at all well today."
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"Give us it slower."
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"Banter's not the same if you say it slower, squiffy."
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"Hold on, then."
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"Wingco!"
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"Yes?"
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"Bend an ear"
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"Can do."
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"Jolly good."
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"Fire away."
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"Right in the how's-your-father."
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"Hairy blighter dicky-birdied..."
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"Feathered back on his sammy..."
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"And caught his can..."
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"No, I don't understand that banter at all."
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"Is something up with my banter, chaps?"
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"Grab your egg and fours"
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"And let's get the bacon delivered."
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"No, I didn't get a word of it."
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"Sorry, old man."
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"We don't understand your banter."
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"You know... bally ten-penny ones"
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"Dropping in the custard!"
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"Um..."
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"Charlie choppers chucking a handful."
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"No, no, sorry."
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"Say it a bit slower, old chap."
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"Slower banter, sir?"
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"Ra-ther!"
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"Um..."
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"Sausage squad up the blue end!"
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"No, still don't get it."
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"Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?"
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"No, no, no."
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"But by then it was too late."
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"The first cabbage crates hit london on july 7."
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"That was just the beginning."
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"Five shillings a dozen?"
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"And what about the bombs?"
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"Good lord, they are expensive!"
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"Yes, what is it?"
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"News from the western front, sir!"
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"Big enemy attack at dawn, sir."
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"Well..."
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"And they had fairy wands with big stars on the end"
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"And... and..."
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"And what?"
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"And they had spiders"
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"In matchboxes, sir."
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"Good god!"
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"How did our chaps react?"
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"Well, they were jolly interested, sir."
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"Some of them-- I think it was"
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"They... they..."
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"Well, they went and had a look"
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"At the spiders, sir."
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"Oh, my god."
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"Well, thank you, shirley."
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"Sir!"
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"Get me the prime minister."
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"Sir!"
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"Not that quickly!"
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"Sir!"
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"Gentlemen, it's now quite apparent"
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"That the enemy are not only fighting this war on the cheap"
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"Bastards!"
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"First they drop cabbages instead of decent bombs..."
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"Crates were probably quite expensive, sir."
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"And now they're doing very silly things"
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"In one of the most vital areas of the war."
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"What are we going to do, shirley?"
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"Well, we've got to act fast before it saps morale."
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"We're going to show these chinese..."
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"Germans."
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"These germans."
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"We're going to show them"
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"That no british soldier will descend to their level."
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"Anyone found trivializing this war"
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"Will face the supreme penalty that military law can provide."
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"That was all right, I think."
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"Seemed to go quite well."
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"Sapper walters, you stand before this court"
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"Accused of carrying on the war by other than warlike means--"
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"To wit, that you did on april 16, 1942"
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"Dressed up as a bag of dainties"
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"Flick wet towels at the enemy during an important offensive."
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"Well, sir."
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"Colonel fawcett"
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"For the prosecution."
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"Sir, we all know..."
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"I'm sorry?"
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"Carry on."
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"Sir, we all know the facts of the case--"
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"That sapper walters"
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"Being in possession of expensive military equipment--"
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"To wit, one lee enfield .303 rifle"
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"And 72 rounds of ammunition"
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"Valued at funt140, three shillings and sixpence--"
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"Chose instead to use wet towels"
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"To take an enemy command post in the area of basingstoke."
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"Basingstoke?"
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"No, no, no, sir, no."
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"The result of his action"
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"Was that the enemy received..."
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"Basingstoke where?"
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"Basingstoke in westphalia, sir."
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"Oh, I see-- carry on."
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"The result of sapper walters's action"
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"Was that the enemy received wet patches upon their trousers"
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"And in some cases"
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