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Clips from Family Guy - No Chris Left Behind (S05E05)

"Stop it."
Family Guy
"Cut it out"
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"I have a glandular problem."
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"That'll be $60."
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"You wanted to see me, Grandpa?"
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"The Skull and Bones elders are now ready to admit you to our ranks."
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"As is customary with all our new members,"
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"you now have to spend seven minutes in the closet with our most senior member."
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"We don't start the clock until the door closes."
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"You know, Grandpa, I don't think I want to go through with it."
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"We all had to do it, Chris. Now get in there."
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"My family's working so hard to pay my tuition here, and I feel bad."
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"Well, I suppose I could pull some strings"
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"if that's really what you want, Chris."
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"All right,consider it done."
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"Thanks, Grandpa."
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"Sorry, Master Herbert."
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"Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I am so tired of you."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"I didn't really fit in there anyway. The rooms were only 15x20."
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"If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now."
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"Why don't you take your stuff up to your room, Chris?"
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"Okay, Mom."
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"Cut it out."
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"I'm just trying to live my life."
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"No one taught me about carbs."
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"Boy, this is gonna be long."
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"Hello."
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"Let's not forget the tax they levied on properties"
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"Oh, and the adventure begins again."
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"Excuse me, Principal Shepherd"
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"What are we gonna do to Lincoln?!"
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"Kill them!"
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"Kill them!"
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"Welcome to the Quahog Maritime School, Chris."
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"I don't know."
Family Guy
"You know, I have to admit I've always been a little worried about Chris, but"
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"Why don't you let my wife and I take you out to dinner?"
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"Sorry."
Family Guy
"Um, oh, dear. Johann tells me your luggage is the luggage of the poor."
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"And the best medical care on the planet."
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"Eh, sure."
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"- Buttscratcher! - Buttscratcher."
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"Chris, come here. You'll love this."
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"The first Thursday of every month"
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"No, no, you'll love it.It's great."
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"Come on.You gotta want it."
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"Ah, you gotta do better than that."
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"I got powerful connections now, thanks to Grandpa."
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"It is."
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"Kill them!"
Family Guy
"I'm stuck at the stupid ballet."
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"Dad, you..."
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"And... and..."
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"- Thomas Jefferson? - Here."
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"- and we just loved it. - Loved it."
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"And I got a job following fat people around with a tuba."
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"I can't hear you!"
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"Yes, Chris. Your pledge period is over."
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"Well... I am poor."
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"Hi, everybody, I'm home."
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"- Yeah. - So am I."
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"and I couldn't study last night because you made us go to the ballet."
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"Oh, my God! We should text each other! Hang up! Hang up!"
Family Guy
"Look across at the other balcony. I can see you."
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"Y-Yeah, you know, Nicole and I came here by accident."
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"- Buttscratcher! - No!"
Family Guy
"So, uh, you kids develop any good pot connections at your school yet?"
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"But listen, you know what? Let me make it up to you."
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"Family Guy No Chris Left Behind"
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"You know what? I-I just... I hope I didn't hurt you."
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"- Me, too. - Something about a coupon. It's all..."
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"No, Lois, I did not."
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""Oh, this will be worth a few yuks," but no, Lois,"
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"I'm sorry I pulled y'all's legs."
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"There's something I'd like to discuss."
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"This is not what the founding fathers had in mind."
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"Wow, this school is really nice."
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"What the...?"
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"Well, once again, Meg, I'll be back in an hour."
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