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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Kids Run the Restaurant (S03E03)

"$5,000."
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"Well, it's an underground casino."
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"Sorry to interrupt, Belcher family, but, um,"
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"I mean, they're just kids playing pretend casino."
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"Why can't you bleed like a normal dad?"
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"Dad, a word... in private?"
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"No. Family meeting, huh?"
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"With that."
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"My hand's stitched."
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"Plus, I'm not even left-handed."
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"My fingers won't separate."
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"No, Louise, I can't actually do it."
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"Any outcome is possible, Tina, life is chaos!"
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"Bobby, your finger crotch looks like a '70s porno."
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"Mr. Fischoeder, we have a proposition."
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"Rock, Paper, Scissors."
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"Rock, Paper, Scissors."
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"- two... - Rock, Paper, Scissors."
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"- three... - Rock, Paper, Scissors."
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"Didn't think could throw scissors with that hand."
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"I thought you were a little bit of a..."
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"And out of it."
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"No more gambling."
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"Oh, he did."
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"Ooh, nice pants."
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"♪ When kids run the restaurant? ♪"
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"Yeah! And I'm almost done with Gumhead."
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"Num, num, num, num, num, num! More gum!"
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"Gene, knock it off. I know you think you're helping,"
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"- but you're not. - I don't think I'm helping."
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"Keep your eye on the creamer, little lady."
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"- Is it here? Is it this one? Is it that one? - Uh..."
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"Huh, huh, huh, huh."
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"- This one? - Wrong!"
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"This is a big weekend for us. It's Fleet Week!"
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"Yay! Feet Week!"
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"No. Fleet Week."
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"There's Arbor Day. Who needs that?"
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"Any minute now, sailors will be"
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"pouring through that door, wanting burgers and beer."
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"Mostly beer, but still."
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"I'm sorry, sir. Gene!"
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"Give me back my son! I just need to breathe life into him!"
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"All right, Tina, new game, new game."
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"Keep your eye on the cream."
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"You missed it! Wrong! Drink it! Drink it!"
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"I just went pee! This is a disaster!"
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"Oh. Never mind. It's okay."
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"Phew! You had me worried there."
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"You get so woozy when you bleed."
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"He passed out right into the toilet."
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"Blood is your teeth's way of saying,"
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"- I only floss on my birthday... - Guys."
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"...so I can look back on the year and remember what I ate."
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"Plus, he can't clot to save his life."
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"He bleeds forever. It's gross."
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"Bobby?"
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"You... okay?"
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"- You passed out, Dad. - No, I didn't."
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"Pretty sure you did."
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"Maybe you took a little catnap."
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"I didn't pass out, Tina."
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"Aw, my little Wobbly Bobbly."
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"Hmm. Oh, crap. All right."
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"We got to finish prepping for the lunch rush."
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"I don't know."
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"You got cut right in the old finger crotch."
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"Oh, no! Not the family finger crotch jewels!"
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"Guys, I said it's fine. It's not even..."
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"You're not gonna stop bleeding."
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"I'll drive myself."
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"It's not gonna be a prob..."
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"Oh! Oh, you're not driving."
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"We'll just have to close for lunch."
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"We'll be back in a few hours."
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"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"
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"We could run the restaurant."
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"We'll just tell people that Dad's in the shower"
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"and Mom's on the toilet."
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"Why do I have to be on the toilet?"
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"- Fine, you can both be on the toilet. - And Dad went out"
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"No, no, no. We're closing the restaurant"
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"and we're going to the hospital, all right?"
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"Kids, upstairs. Tina, you're babysitting."
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"Countdown to babysitting."
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"Four, three,"
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"two, one."
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"I'd be open to fun."
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"we can make a get-well card for Dad."
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""Happy stitches, Dad. You deserve it.""
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"Ugh, I don't want to make cards."
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"I want to make money!"
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"I say we go down there, and we open up for business."
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"Yeah."
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"But Mom and Dad will be home in an hour."
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"Maybe we could play pretend restaurant?"
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"Gene, you go clean the floors."
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"I'll make fresh mozzarella."
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"We're not making money in this fake restaurant, Tina!"
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"Oh! This is gonna be the longest hour of my life."
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"Wait till childbirth, girlfriend."
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"In and out, two stitches, five minutes. Here we go."
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"We're doing it."
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"Okay, Mom. The bad news is,"
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"Mom and Dad are gonna take longer than they expected."
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"The good news is, now we have more time for activities."
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"I've got an activity for you."
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"It's called..."
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"- Ah. - Whoa."
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"I'm gonna personally run it into the ground!"
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"Wait. Why is that personal?"
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"- Tina, shush. - Okay."
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"Let's see."
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"We can blow that wall out, put the drive-thru there."
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"From now on, we only serve poultry!"
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"No, we only serve kale."
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"- People will leave hungry. - No, no."
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"- Treadmills. - Chicken on a treadmill, last offer."
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"Okay."
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"Uh... I'll have a cheeseburger and fries?"
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