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Clips from Rick and Morty - The Wedding Squanchers (S02E02)

"what if we turned your father in to the government?"
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"if you ever bring this up again, no more bacon."
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"There already is no more bacon!"
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"Our life sucks!"
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"That's not the point, dad!"
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"We love Rick... F-for the most part."
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"Yeah, you don't love people in hopes of a reward,"
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"dad, you love them unconditionally."
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"Okay, so let me get this straight."
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"no matter how much it hurts you,"
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"no matter how much it destroys our children's futures,"
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"we're gonna do whatever Rick wants, whenever he wants?"
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"Yes. Why?!"
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"Because I don't want him to leave again, you dumb asshole!!"
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"I was gonna hope over to the gloppydrop system,"
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"get some ice cream."
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"You... you want me to come with?"
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"I mean, don't you need my brain waves"
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"I'll be okay."
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"Rick?"
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"You're not leaving, right?"
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"So, you're coming back?"
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"and then you don't come back,"
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"you haven't actually gotten ice cream,"
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"Rick, I can handle it if you go,"
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"And I won't forgive you for that."
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"Where's the van, Morty?"
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"It's over the horizon in the driveway."
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"Ongoing investigations."
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"You have a tip about Rick Sanchez?"
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"Yeah, he kidnapped me and my family,"
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"I'm doing what's right for the galaxy by calling you,"
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"so if we come back to earth, can my family have a normal life?"
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"We only want Sanchez, sir. Your family will be fine."
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"I'm Jerry Smith, and I love sucking big, sweaty"
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"good morning."
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"# I will make you hurt"
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"how long will you be visiting earth?"
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"Oh, we live here."
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"We were just off-planet for a wedding."
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"Go that way."
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"Your debt is 7,000 fed credits."
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"Sorry, I am not staring at you, I am taking your mug shot."
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"# My empire of dirt"
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"hey, what are you in for?"
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"Hoo-whee, what a cliffhanger."
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"Oh, boy, oh, my!"
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"That's a real crazy ending, huh?"
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"Hi, I'm Mr. poopybutthole from episode 204."
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"I'm still recovering from the bullet shot"
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"Remember that one? Ooh-whee!"
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"You know, these little fellows help me get through the day."
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"Ooh-whee."
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"Oh, whoo-whee! Feels better."
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"I got a large pepperoni and some crazy sticks."
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"Hey, what did you think of that finale, huh?"
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"Mm! You think the Smith family is gonna be okay?"
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"Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, bro."
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"Your total is $12.37."
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"Whoo-whee, you think the family's gonna rescue him?"
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"Hey, what the fuck?! Get the fuck off me!"
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"Ow!"
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"Turn in to "Rick and Morty" season three in,"
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"like, a year and a half..."
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"Ooh-whee!"
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"It's like the intergalactic version of u.P.S.,"
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"He's Rick's best friend."
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"Morty, Summer! And you must be Beth."
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"Stop saying it. Gross."
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"# I got a mouthful of jazz for your ass #"
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"I wouldn't it for the world!"
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"He's just grumpy from the flight."
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"to this part of my father's life."
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"Okay, I get it. I'm cramping your style."
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"Still, what is he, 40?"
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"in a meatball, all right?"
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"Birdperson's big day, Morty,"
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"I hope you had a blast."
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"I am not staring at you."
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"for crimes against the federation."
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"Drop the portal gun."
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"They'll want it at..."
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"How about a taste of my squanch?!"
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"What the hell happened back there?!"
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"and loving like, oh, I don't know,"
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"Actually, the wedding was beautiful."
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"until you tell them where I am..."
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"We'll find a new world."
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"Three."
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"maybe we should go check out the other two, huh?"
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"Strawberries on a cob!"
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"Get in the ship, sweetie. What?"
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!"
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"Now let's take a vote."
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"and fugitive Rick Sanchez,"
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"Shit."
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"Wow, it's the planet's core."
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"I'm just saying,"
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"Why are we doing this for someone"
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"that would never do anything for anyone but himself?"
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"# everyone I know"
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"No."
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"and you will be assigned a function."
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"# You could have it all"
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"Slide it to the center of the room."
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"That's a confetti gun, you fucking idiot!"
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"Didn't know that was a necessity, but..."
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"We'd offer you some,"
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"Oh fuck, an ice cave?"
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"I unite these two organisms in eternal squanch!"
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"to hedge their bets."
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"Aaah!!"
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"# you could have it all he's not coming back, is he?"
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"#"
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"The road your father and I walked together"
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"I...Don't get the metaphor."
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"Seems good."
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"and my lack of cats."
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"Cheers to that, motherfucker!"
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"The whole planet's on a cob!! Go, go, go!!"
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