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Clips from South Park - A Million Little Fibers (S10E10)

"I need to focus and come up with what I'm going to say."
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"Maybe I should get a little high."
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"No! Wait a minute! I'm not gonna get high this time."
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"You need to come up with ideas of what to say on Oprah."
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"But the ideas I come up with when I'm high keep getting me in trouble."
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"Yeah, that's why you should only get a little high."
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"Today, my guest is once again Steven McTowelie,"
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"whose memoirs many of you purchased"
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"after I made it my Book of the Month selection."
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"You hear that, Gary? Nobody's applauding!"
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"Yeah! They're all right pissed off. This is great!"
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"- Yeah. - And you are a towel?"
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"Yes, I'm a pretty much a towel, Oprah."
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"Can you explain to the audience why you said you weren't a towel before?"
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"They're all like... It's like..."
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"Was it that you thought embellishing the story was okay if it helped people?"
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"Yeah! Yeah, that's it."
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"Well, you know what I think, Towelie? I think you're a lying sack of..."
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"You lied to all these people, and for what? To make money!"
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"They bought your book thinking it was true!"
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"- Yeah! - That's right!"
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"But I thought you said..."
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"How dare you lie to me and make me look foolish!"
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"- What's this? What is she doing? - I don't understand, Mingey!"
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"You think writing is a joke, you stupid towel?"
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"- You get him, Oprah! - Yeah!"
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"You will not get away with this."
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"She's getting everyone back on her side!"
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"Oh, the clever cow!"
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"You lied to me, Towelie, and therefore you have lied to America."
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"We are going to rise up against you!"
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"Yeah!"
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"There's not going to be any Paris, don't you get it, Gary?"
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"The fat cow got everyone on her side again!"
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"She'll be working more than ever now!"
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"- Our plan is ruined! - No!"
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"We'll give you a five-second head start. One, two!"
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"Let's get him!"
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"Looks like your time is up, Towelie! I've led my adoring fans right to you!"
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"All right, Oprah!"
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"What..."
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Getting out of here, Gary, one way or another!"
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"What is going on?"
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"or so help me, I'll blow your brains out!"
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"I want a chopper! You got that? And a jet waiting at the airport!"
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"- Mingey, have you lost your mind? - Come on, Gary."
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"You said you always wanted to see Paris."
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"Not like this, Mingey. Not like this."
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"All right, the gig is up. Just put down the gun."
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"- I'm warning you! - Put it down, I said!"
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"Jesus, Minge! You killed him! You shot him dead!"
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"- No turning back now, Gary. - Oh, my God, I think I'm gonna be sick."
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"- Keep your head, Gary. - I can't, I'm gonna puke."
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"Oh, Gary, that smells awful. Now I'm gonna throw up."
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"Try to leave and I'll shoot you, too!"
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"Oh, my God! What are we gonna do?"
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"You got us into this, towel! Think of something!"
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"All right, I'm gonna get a little high."
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"No! No, I'm not gonna get high!"
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"Every time I get high I come up with ideas that get me in more trouble."
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"I'm standing in the business district of central Chicago,"
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"and taken several people hostage."
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"may be an accomplice in this as well."
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"- We got the walkie-talkie you asked for. - Put it underneath me."
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"All right, Gary, squeeze the walkie button."
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"Hello, I'm Lieutenant Nelson. What are your demands?"
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"I want a chopper and a jet waiting at the airport to take us to France."
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"Plus we need some fresh knickers right away."
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"I'm not playing games with you, mate! Gary's drowning in his own sick!"
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"- O'Reilly, you got a shot? - I got it."
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"Just put down the gun, Mingey. Maybe they'll go easy on us."
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"Don't be stupid, Gary. I've killed a policeman."
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"- They'll fry me and lock you up for life. - Oh, Mingey, I'm so scared."
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"We're gonna get out of here, mate. Just leave it to me."
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"Oprah's vagina, this is your last warning."
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"Put down the gun!"
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"If that chopper isn't here in two minutes, I'm killing a hostage!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"I mean it! The hostages are gonna start dying if you don't listen!"
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"- Hostages are clear! - All right, that's it. Take it out."
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"What the... You missed me, you stupid buggers!"
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"You see that, Gary? They can't even aim!"
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"Mingey..."
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"- Gary, what's wrong? - They got me, Mingey."
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"- No. Oh, no! - Oh, they got me bad."
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"- Oh, the blood. - Try to hang on, Gar!"
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"- It's getting dark, Minge. - Oh, Gar, what have I gotten you into?"
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"I'm seeing my life flash before me eyes."
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"Where... Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, we're in Paris, mate."
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"- Is it as wonderful as I hoped? - It's beautiful. We finally made it."
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"Tell me what you see, Mingey."
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"Well, there's the Eiffel Tower right in front of us."
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"The Louvre right over there, behind you. And fresh baguettes all around."
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"I can smell them, Mingey."
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"Gary? Gary, say something."
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"You killed him, you bastards!"
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"He didn't even want any part in this! This is all your fault, you stupid cow!"
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"Life ain't worth living any more. What's the use?"
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"I'm coming to see you, Gary! I'm coming to see you!"
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"No! Don't!"
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"Wish I could say the same for her vagina and asshole."
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"Yeah, it sure was."
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"We're sorry we tried to burn you and murder you before."
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"Oh, that's okay. This whole thing was my fault."
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"I learned that I shouldn't get high to come up with ideas."
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"I should come up with ideas and then get high to reward myself."
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"You said it."
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"I guess I could edit those chapters down some."
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""I am a person who often gets hung out to dry by all those around me.""
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"- Mr. Rivera? - What is it, Dimitri?"
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"Aw, come on."
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"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Oprah's going to be okay."
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"and you'll discover the truth."
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"Audience, if you look under your seats you'll find your very own torches!"
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"You'd like to see her discredited, wouldn't you?"
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"Now it turns out that your name isn't really Steven, it's Towelie, correct?"
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"At least I got to see Paris before I..."
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