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Clips from Friends - The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies (S02E02)

"So we getting a fish?"
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"You had sex with her, didn't you?"
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"Pheebs! Check it out, check it out!"
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"Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest! That's one of my favorite digests!"
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"- Page 42! Page 42! - Okay, okay."
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""New Doc on the Block, Days ofour Lives Joey Tribbiani. ""
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"- Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, cool picture!"
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"- Ah. - Oh, I look good."
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"Is this true? That you write a lot of your own lines?"
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"The line in the script was:"
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""If we don't get this woman to a hospital, she's going to die. ""
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"But I made it, "If this woman doesn't get to a hospital..."
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"...she's not gonna live. ""
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"Oh, okay. I see what you did there."
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"Aren't you afraid the writers will be kind of mad when they read this?"
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"I never thought about the writers. The scripts just come to my house."
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"But you know what?"
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"This makes me look good, which makes the show look good..."
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"...which makes the writers look good. So how could they be mad?"
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"Makes up most of his lines."
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"Yeah. Write this, jerk-weed."
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"I fall down an elevator shaft?"
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"What does this mean? I fall down an elevator shaft?"
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"Uh, I don't know. I just bring the scripts."
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"They can't kill me! I'm Francesca's long-lost son!"
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"Right."
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"Uh, could you sign?"
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"I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show."
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"How can they do this to me?"
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"All right, uh, I'm just gonna go."
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"Sorry."
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"Well, it wasn't that many guys."
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"If you consider how many guys there actually are..."
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"- Good night. - Good night, Richard."
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"All right, before I tell you, uh, you tell me how many women you've been with."
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"How is that possible? I mean..."
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"...have you seen you?"
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"Well, I mean, what can I say?"
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"I was married to Barbara for 30 years, my high-school sweetheart."
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"Now you. That's two."
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"- Two it is. Heh. - Mm-hm."
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"Whoa, no, wait a minute now!"
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"Come on, it's your turn."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"You know, I don't need the actual number. Just a ballpark."
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"Okay, it is definitely less than a ballpark."
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"Wow, I am so glad I'm not Monica right now."
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"Tell me about it."
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"So, what's your magic number?"
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"Ahh..."
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"Come on, you know everyone I've been with. All both of them."
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"Well, ahem, there's you."
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"Better not be doing these in order."
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"Okay, uh, Billy Dreskin, Pete Carny."
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"- Ah. - Barry."
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"And, uh, oh, Paolo."
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"Oh, yes, the weenie from Turinie."
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"Oh, honey, are you jealous of Paolo?"
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"I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him."
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"- Really? - Oh, please."
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"That Paolo thing was barely a relationship."
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"All it really was was just meaningless, animal sex."
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"Okay, you know, that sounded so much better in my head."
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"That's exactly what someone who slept with her would say."
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"This is nuts! Crazy! She came over for two minutes..."
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"...dropped off a fish tank and left! End of story."
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"- Where's Buddy? - Buddy?"
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"My fish, Buddy."
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"There was no fish when she dropped it off."
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"You sleep with my ex-girlfriend, insult my intelligence by lying..."
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"...then you kill my fish? My Buddy?"
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"I didn't kill your fish!"
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"Look, Eddie..."
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"Would you look at what I'm doing?"
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"Now that can't be smart."
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"So we're just gonna take this guy right off you..."
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"...and put him here in Mr. Pocket."
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"Tangelo?"
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"That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?"
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"- Well, yeah. - Well, that's not bad at all."
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"You had me thinking it was, like, a fleet."
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"You're okay with it?"
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"Oh, yay!"
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"Okay, about that two."
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"What?"
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"All right."
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"What about my two?"
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"It just seems like a really small number."
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"Right."
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"- And? - And, well..."
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"Or is that what you're doing with me? Oh, my God! Am I an oat?"
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"Honey, you are not an oat."
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"I don't know, I guess I'm just not an oat guy."
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"You've only slept with two people."
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"Wow."
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"Oh, wow."
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"You know I love you too, right?"
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"Ugh, Ross!"
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"Ross, please listen to me."
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"Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was."
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"Invite Paolo to have a romp in the sack, and I'll stand in the corner..."
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"...and tell knock-knock jokes. - Ross! Agh!"
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"What you and I have is special! All Paolo and I ever had was..."
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"There's nothing between us "animal" at all?"
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"There's not even, like, um, a little animal?"
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"...chipmunk sex?"
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"Okay, Ross..."
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"Try to hear me, okay?"
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"I... Hey. I'm not gonna lie to you."
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"- It was good with Paolo. - Knock-knock."
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"But what you and I have is so much better."
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"We have tenderness, we have intimacy, we connect."
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"You know? I swear."
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"- Until now. - Aah!"
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"- Oh, hi. - Hi."
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"- Oh, my God! - I know!"
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"Honey, that's great!"
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"- I know! - Ha, ha."
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"- I just can't find... - Top drawer."
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"- Hurry. - Why? You need one too?"
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