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Clips from Man Up (2015)

"He does this. It's kind of blackmail."
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"He's a very emotional man."
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"question."
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"- You two had an affair? - We fell in love."
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"- Yeah. - I guess he is just an emotional man."
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"- The truth is... - I missed you, Big Nuts."
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"(KISSES / LAUGHS)"
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"So what rating are you two rabbits on now?"
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"- Rating? - Yeah, sexually speaking?"
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"Because Jack and I, God, we're still in porno land really."
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"- Hm-hmm. Shall I explain? - Please do."
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"she acts like a porn star."
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"if you know where that is. He knows."
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"Remember when you said we should and I was like, I'm not gonna do that."
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"And I was just thinking, I'm actually quite scared, because I couldn't see."
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"God, I felt like, Please don't stop."
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"Jack, please don't stop. Don't stop, Jack. Do what you do, Jack."
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"Thank you, Jack. I love your work, Jack."
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"And you lot are like, Wow, our sex life is always gonna be like a porn film."
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"Six months in, the ladies, we drop it down to an 18,"
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"And then suddenly, whoa, we're a PG-13 wearing tartan pyjamas to bed"
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"doing the goodnight rollover before you can say missionary position."
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"Thank you. But do you know what, Jack? I really feel"
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"If you get a woman back to your place and you say you don't wanna have sex,"
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"- Yeah! Use it, don't abuse it. - If divorce papers were honest,"
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"they wouldn't say irreconcilable differences."
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"Sorry to interrupt. Did you get a chance to sign those papers?"
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"Yes, I did, actually, Hilary. In fact, coincidentally, I have them with me."
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"Hey, this is our song. We should dance. It's very special. Isn't that mad?"
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"I'm gonna slow-dance you into submission, OK?"
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"- I'm such a dick. - You're not. You're not a dick."
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"She's gotta live with that for the rest of her life."
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"- It's not as simple as that, is it? - But it will be. It just takes time."
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"It's rough. I'll admit it's rough."
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"I was really traditional about"
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"Hands-arse. That's right."
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"- Twenty grand, all in? - Bit more."
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"- Let's not forget the ring. - It was four grand."
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"And we had to get it resized because she got awfully thin."
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"You spent £24,000 on a party and some jewellery?"
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"What's wrong with having a big day? Look at your parents."
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"I bet they had a party and guests and a wishing tree."
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"to concentrate on the promises they were making."
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"Don't you think that's what I wanted?"
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"When you get married, you make a promise you can't keep,"
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"Which is more than you can say,"
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"♪ Try-y-y-y-y not to bruise it"
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"- Very different things. - Whatever."
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"♪ Treasure in the dark"
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"♪ Every little thing the reflex does"
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"but never putting yourself out there. You never take chances."
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"I think my actions today could be considered quite chancy."
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"the girl I was supposed to meet tonight, wasn't the girl of my dreams?"
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"You need to let me get on with my sad single-man life crisis"
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"Occupied!"
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"I was hoping for the pants-and-socks look."
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"Nice place you got. It's really cosy."
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"Sorry."
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"come up with elaborate theories and make monumentally bad decisions and..."
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"She's getting on with her life and I'm..."
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"- I'm just holding on. - OK."
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"And secondly, I mean, you're not holding on to her."
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"and that feeling will eventually pass. Promise."
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"I mean, look, maybe I was wrong."
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"I mean, shit, I'm way over my baggage allowance."
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"I'm four years single. Four fucking years."
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"Prior to that, I had six years with the supposed love of my life,"
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"Then he found himself shacked up in Shepherd's Bush"
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"with some other girl six months later."
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"- I'm over it, obviously, but I just... - Yeah, you really sound it."
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"Apart from one thing."
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"He..."
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"(GASPS)"
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"It is. It is, actually."
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"So, what do you really do for a living?"
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"I'm a journalist. Yeah."
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"- That figures. You got good theories. - Oh, you like them now?"
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"because I'm not exactly the poster child for the dating industry."
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"Really? I'm 40, divorced and crying in a toilet."
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"You're just..."
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"You know, start with the corners. Look for the blue bits."
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"And where do I find these blue bits?"
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"Jungian therapy. Two hours every day. Six weeks."
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"I burnt her clothes. Twice."
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"I'm not saying that her porn star theory is correct."
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"But you did blow job paradox me?"
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"Hey. Where did you two get to?"
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"Probably 69-ing in the toilets, no doubt."
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"Who's up for a shot? Let's do some shots."
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"ED: Four sambucas, please."
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"You look like you've been crying."
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"- Actually, I was crying. - With laughter."
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"Have you ever tried to do it in a cubicle that small?"
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"After this shot I will be stronger, wiser and finally moving on."
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"You're a fireman, put the fucking fire out!"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"- but I was just... - (PHONE CHIMES)"
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"Just because it might be nice to not go alone for a change and if you..."
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"She said she spoke to Tom and there's obviously been"
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"some sort of misunderstanding and she still wants to meet up."
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"Technically, you stood her up, actually."
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"She's young so she's not a total cynic like you. Us. Yet."
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"Your 24-year-old obsession, isn't it?"
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"- When? - Like, half an hour ago in the toilet."
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"Is it boy meets girl or boy doesn't meet girl?"
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"This is when you tell me what to do and then we argue and then..."
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"You know, it's a bit of back and forth and eventually..."
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"All night you've had all these theories and opinions"
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"and suddenly you've nothing to say?"
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"- Yeah, but that's not... - What are you waiting for, right?"
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"- Are you meeting her here or... - Yeah. Yes, there it is. (LAUGHS)"
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"You can give her this back then."
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"So, erm..."
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"- Is that everything? - Yeah."
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"I'm glad you did, otherwise I'd have nothing to talk about on the next one."
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"- It's what I do best. - OK, and..."
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"Idiot."
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"Idiot."
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"JACK: I know. It's..."
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"Although it does prove what a publishing sensation Six Billion has been."
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