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Clips from Man Up (2015)

"- Oh, how about another drink? - Yeah, that would be great. Yeah."
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"Ah... Busted."
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"Oh, no, that's my sister."
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"No, Elaine, I've got pictures of my cats in my wallet"
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"and they're alive and kicking"
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"- Well, it's good that you went. - Why is it good?"
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"It's just so excruciating and predictable, just as it always is."
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"I'm just gonna let my vagina hermetically seal up."
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"- Yeah, well, that will really help. - Never hurt Barbie."
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"(MOUTH FULL) She's got a beach buggy and horses and a salon."
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"Is she still with that guy? Such a fake smile."
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"We have a lot of nibbles to put into a lot of bowls."
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"TANNOY: A reminder to all passengers that due to engineering work"
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"no trains are currently stopping at Clapham Junction."
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"- I'm joking. - Not funny."
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"- I can't do this on my own. - Hello."
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"Mum's obsessed. And you've done your speech?"
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"You haven't. You've done a lot of doodles and crossing out."
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"- I mean, as if. - Come on."
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"Fine."
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"Don't seal up just yet. It'll happen. I promise."
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"I couldn't help overhearing."
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"You should really think about reading this."
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"Right. Right, right, right, right."
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"- Did it, then? - Did it what?"
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"- Change your life. - Oh, erm..."
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"- Maybe. Yeah. - But maybe not as well?"
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"Well, I like to give everything a go, because otherwise what's the point?"
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"You've got to hope it's going to work. Because what is life without hope?"
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"- Death. - Death it is, then."
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"I would lend you my copy but I need it for my date."
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"They often work if the matchmaker has done their homework."
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"- It was a best seller. - So was The Da Vinci Code."
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"- Another excellent book. - Not an excellent book."
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"- I think it's what you need. - Why does everyone tell me that?"
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"- You want me to shh? - I do, yeah. It would be great."
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"TANNOY: Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we are now arriving at our final destination, London Waterloo."
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"- Sorry. Excuse me. - I say."
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"(BARRIER BEEPS)"
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"- Where the fuck are you? - Blimey, I'm not that late, am I?"
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"Somebody threw themselves on the track again."
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"I don't blame them, there's so many delays. (LAUGHS)"
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"Hey, what a great way for us to recognise each other. What a great idea."
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"Although I think it would have been hard to miss you under that huge clock."
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"You know what, we're adults. Let's just go in... Too soon for that?"
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"- Hello, there. - (PHONE RINGS)"
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"I haven't had a chance to use any of my best lines yet."
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"I am not a complete psychopath and we've really hit it off."
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"She will call you later with all the gory details."
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"So thank you for calling and goodbye. There, done."
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"Usually in this situation I would say something and you'd say something back."
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"And then we'd talk about what we're gonna do and exchange ideas."
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"You know, sort of quid pro quo, Clarice."
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"In hindsight, that wasn't the best impression to do on a first date"
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"and I know you can sense it. So I'm gonna just keep going"
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"and I'm gonna start the bidding"
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"with a drink on London's fashionable South Bank."
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"I am waiting for you."
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"- Good. Good. - Yeah."
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"OK. Shall we...? After you, my lady."
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"- I'm not a knight. - (LAUGHS)"
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"MAN: Yeah, let's do it. We'll go out this way..."
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"What do you think? Good stuff for the first few hours?"
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"- No, I mean it. - How are we getting on?"
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"- We are nailing it. - That's great."
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"What does Nancy want to drink?"
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"The only spirit she can out-drink me on. We'll see about that later."
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"No, we won't."
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"Guys, she didn't even answer the phone. Some man did. I think she's on a date."
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"The man from last night? I thought that didn't work out."
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"- He was in love with his sister. - Who answered the phone, then?"
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"Well, that sounds encouraging."
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"- I'm just getting some more wine. - Course you are."
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"The good host is prepared for all eventualities."
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"Yes. Yes, Mum, she's fine. She's just..."
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"- So she is coming? - Yes, of course she's coming."
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"Not really, darling, no."
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"Oh, God. That is horrible."
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"- I'll give her a call, then. - Yes, please do, darling."
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"NANCY'S DATE: Ah..."
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"(HE BREATHES DEEPLY)"
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"- You OK? You seem a bit freaked out. - Do I?"
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"- Oh, it's Tom. - Oh."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"We will."
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"Yeah, OK. Bye. Bye."
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"- He thought we hadn't met up. - As if."
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"- Shall we switch these things off? - Yeah. OK, good."
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"- Lunch is for wimps. - (BOTH LAUGH)"
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"- No, no, it's from Wall Street. - Yeah."
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"If you need a friend, get a dog. I love that movie."
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"- You do? - Yeah, it's one of my favourites."
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"- And you are a...? - I'm an online marketing manager."
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"I don't wanna be an online marketing manager forever"
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"because, you know, the bots are taking over!"
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"They're gonna be managing all the marketing in the future."
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"Yeah. A little bit. Just a little bit. I'm not used to all this dating chat."
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"but I just thought, You know what, Jack? I trust Tom."
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"- And he's a good friend, right? - Who, Tom?"
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"Yeah. So, shall we get a beer or something?"
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"This can't be our favourite place because it'll be gone in the morning."
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"- Can we get two Red Stripes? - That'd be great."
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"- So... - So..."
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"the spectrum of relationships?"
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"- It's my mime for relationships. - That's good. Right."
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"It's been a while."
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"Tom told me. Massive cock."
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"- It wasn't that big... - What he did to you."
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"- ...a deal. - Unforgivable."
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"I know how it feels. I had it done to me, you know."
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"- They would. - They would."
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"The other people would."
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"On the spectrum? I think recently, I've had a few one-night stands."
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"But this is my first real date really since the D-word."
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"But I'm not gonna let a failed marriage put me off relationships for good."
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"You be thankful that you and Pete didn't get hitched."
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"Winner."
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"- I did. - Yeah."
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"I got big home-improvement plans. I'm gonna do up our... my flat."
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