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Clips from Man Up (2015)

"I'm an account manager at a leading PR firm."
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"Mind-blowing. And you, Ed?"
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"- I'm a merchant banker. - Interesting fact."
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"It's a fact. I'm just saying. I'm not lying."
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"Not that I'm crossing it off on my wall calendar of pain and deceit."
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"Yeah, but you had an affair?"
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"OK. You know when a woman first starts sleeping with a man,"
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"Then, God, you flipped it. And all of a sudden..."
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"and then a 15, maybe a quick 69 but only if we've just had a bath."
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"That is a brilliant theory."
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"- I have a theory, too. - Yeah? What is it?"
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"- They'd say not enough blow jobs. - Not enough blow jobs!"
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"Don't fucking touch me."
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"- Yay. - What are you doing?"
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"You'll need to put your arms around my waist for it to work properly. Good."
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"It's always better to be the one that's dumped."
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"- Your hands are slipping down my arse. - Sorry. Old habit."
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"I bet you proposed on the top of a Tuscan hill."
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"Cephalonian, actually."
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"What's the point of life if you're not up for stuff like that?"
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"A grand gesture that amounted to nothing. Hands-arse."
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"- God, you're such a fucking cynic. - And you're such a fucking romantic."
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"(THE REFLEX BY DURAN DURAN)"
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"sat up there on your single perch with all your judgements."
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"They're not judgements, they're theories."
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"♪ The reflex is in charge of finding"
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"♪ Isn't that bizarre?"
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"♪ Leaves you answered with a question mark"
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"You need to man up. I married that woman and she tore out my heart"
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"but I'm still standing. I'm still putting myself out there."
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"And who are you to say that my marriage was doomed?"
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"Who are you to say that the girl I met tonight,"
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"♪ Why-y-y-y"
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"♪ Why-y-y-y Why-y-y-y"
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"Hi. Sorry. I'm not looking."
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"Just... looking for Jack."
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"- Jack, are you in here? - JACK: (TEARFUL) No."
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"JACK: Just go to your party, Nancy, I'm fine."
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"- You're fine? - Yeah, I'm really fucking fine."
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"NANCY: Hi."
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"I've had a bad relationship run over the past few years"
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"and so it's made me not the most positive person."
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"She's out there, she's happy."
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"A, I wouldn't say happy, exactly."
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"You're holding on to a feeling"
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"- You've changed your tune. - Well, unlike..."
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"when, out of the blue, he ended it and then he..."
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"He said he wanted to go to China to find himself."
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"JACK: What?"
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"He de-authorised me from his iTunes."
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"What? That is unforgivable."
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"I wouldn't listen to me, though,"
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"You're an emotional jigsaw at the moment"
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"but you're gonna piece yourself back together."
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"- I think I've had enough to drink. - We're just gonna head off."
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"Nonsense. It's a seminal night so we should mark it somehow."
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"I think I left my knickers in there."
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"She does not need to know the real reason for your tears."
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"Did you wanna leave your knickers in there?"
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"- Fuck the past. - Fuck the past."
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"That is what I call closure."
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"I think that's the dictionary definition right there."
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"- Fire. - Fire."
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"- OK, what's the time? - It is ten o'clock."
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"Is it? Oh, shit. I should check in at home, really."
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"So, I think I'd better finally head to my folks' anniversary party"
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"This is a crazy idea but I was just thinking,"
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"- would you want to join...? - Sorry."
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"- Who has? - Jessica."
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"Even though you stood her up? Is she a loser?"
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"- My theory? - Yeah, I wanna hear it. What's the..."
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"(CHUCKLES) I mean..."
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"What do you want? Do you want my permission or something?"
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"- No, not at all. - Then I think you should meet Jessica."
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"What am I...? I don't know what I'm waiting for."
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"Fine, I'll meet Jessica."
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"- OK. Great. - OK."
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"- OK. - That's where the..."
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"I haven't really read it, to be honest."
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"It is a good anecdote. I'll probably use it in future myself."
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"So, well, look after yourself..."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"- Idiot. - Idiot."
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"What kind of nutter pretends to be someone else's blind date?"
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"Attenzione."
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"Adam, thank you."
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"would have been here to do the speech."
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"But, I mean, seriously..."
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"And still as beautiful."
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"...or we will ever agree..."
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"whatever years we have left together."
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"I am a laundry disaster waiting to happen."
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"Oh, here she is."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"WOMAN: Oh..."
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"- What's the matter? - It's OK."
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"Yeah, I, you know... I dabble."
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"I don't remember what I got in my A levels."
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"I'm kidding you. I'm not that old."
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"I got two Bs and a C, so."
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"And it means that I was right and she was wrong. Taxi!"
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"- Look her up on Facebook. - She's not on Facebook."
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"Everyone's connected. You'll have some mutual friends or something."
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"You bloody genius."
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"Good luck with the triathleting. Thank you, Jessica!"
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"I have to find her and I think she's at her parents'."
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"I know the exact Google map coordinates."
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"To win her heart."
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"Actions, you know. More than words."
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"OK, OK, OK. Erm..."
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"(MUMBLES) Don't go, come with me to the party."
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"I can't hear her."
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"Go easy, Nancy, it is a partition wall."
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"And I was gonna bring him here and everything."
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"- What are you doing here? - Is Nancy here?"
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"Are you the strippergram?"
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"What? No, I'm not. What are you...?"
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"No."
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"(LOUD MUSIC / CHATTER)"
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"Nancy is 34, not 15 or whatever."
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