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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Johnny and Dora (S02E02)

"Don't do this, Scully."
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"You have to be strong for her right now."
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"What's going on?"
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"Unit's being replaced."
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"Come on! No!"
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"That machine's been here forever."
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"It's basically part of the force."
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"Take Scully instead."
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"Yes, please, take me to the land of vending machines."
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"Can we at least have five minutes to say a proper good-bye?"
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"Whatever."
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"that this machine is the best restaurant in Brooklyn,"
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"I knew just where to punch it to get free food."
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"Look, she still has the bags of baby carrots"
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"Thank you for your service."
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"Okay, squad salute."
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"Free candy!"
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"Okay, Nine-Nine, say hello to Michael Augustine,"
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"Last week, he walked into a government building"
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"and stole a computer containing"
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"My C.I. says that tonight Augustine"
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"AKA the Land of Dragons."
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"Make sure that phrase is not in your official report."
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"Okay, sorry, The Country of Dragons."
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"Sounds good, although I could probably just take Boyle."
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"- No, I don't. - Really?"
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"I could have sworn I overheard you telling Rosa,"
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""Girlfriend, please."
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"I got hella open cases.""
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"That's something you think I said?"
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"Word for word."
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"No diggity, no doubt."
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"That's enough."
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"Peralta and Santiago will tail Augustine."
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"Boyle and Diaz will join them in a surveillance van"
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"unless you have a problem with that."
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"Sounds great."
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"In the immortal words of Amy Santiago,"
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""Girlfriend, please.""
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"Are you mad?"
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"Is this because I brushed all the crumbs off your desk?"
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"What? No, I don't care about that."
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"- Do you know where they are? - In the trash."
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"All right, if it's not that,"
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"Oh, that."
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"All right, look, the reason that I didn't want"
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"to work with you is... should I do this in an accent"
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"so that I can undercut some of the awkwardness I'm feeling?"
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"- No. - Good call."
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"Remember when you told me that you didn't want to date cops?"
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"That really bummed me out, man."
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"- Jamaican? - Yeah, it was a bad choice."
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"I'm much better at German."
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"I was kind of thinking about asking you out."
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"Oh, okay."
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"But I know that that's not what you want,"
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"and I totally get it."
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"I think it just took me a while to totally-totally get it,"
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"and now I totally get it."
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"Jake, this is weird."
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"The whole point of me not dating cops"
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"is so it wouldn't be weird at work."
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"Okay, so let's just make it not weird, right?"
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"This is a case; we work cases together all the time,"
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"That's all I want, for us to be professional."
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"It will be good and professional."
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"Come in and shut the door."
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"Madeline Wuntch is making me head of public relations"
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"for the NYPD."
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"I'm being forced out of the Nine-Nine."
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"so please limit your reactions to one second; go."
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"- What in the world? - Are you kidding?"
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"You can't leave us."
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"I'm not going anywhere."
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"She's a regular succubus, and she can be defeated."
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"What letter?"
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"Before our current police commissioner was hired,"
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"She apparently called her now-boss a "simpering buffoon"."
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"Amateur; always say your insults to someone's face."
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"No paper trail."
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"A copy of that letter exists in the mayor's archives."
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"so it won't be easy, and we don't have much time,"
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"but I need you to find that letter."
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"Are you with me?"
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"Oh, hell yeah."
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"I'm turning my phone into airplane mode."
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"Rosa,"
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"Anyone over the age of six celebrating"
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"a birthday should go to hell."
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"So since you're free, I need your help moving"
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"this old Ms. Pac-Man machine I just bought."
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"Why are you so obsessed with that game?"
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"She's insatiable, Rosa."
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"Anyway, I bought this old machine from a bar,"
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"and I was hoping you'd help me move it."
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"- You want me to go to a bar? - Mm-hmm."
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"to go to a surprise party."
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"Also, there's a particular door I want us to enter through."
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"I thought your C.I. said the drop was happening in a park."
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"Maybe he's having dinner with his sidepiece first."
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"We've got to follow him in and wait for the handoff."
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"Okay, if you're going in,"
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"Not that I've ever had a bad one."
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"No. All right, let's go."
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"Okay, there, how's that?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"All I see is clothes hanging off of a genderless blob."
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"You look fine. Here, wear this."
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"Jake, you need a jacket or something."
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"Well, Scully left his sports coat back there."
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"- You have to. - I'm not gonna do it."
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"You're doing it."
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"What? What do you have to do?"
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"Don Johnson it."
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"I look like an idiot."
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"I didn't even have time to lotion my forearms."
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"There's a piece of barbed wire in the pocket."
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"Cool."
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"Hi. Table for two, please."
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"We're totally booked up."
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