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Clips from Cheers - Friends, Romans, and Accountants (S01E01)

- You OK? - Yes.

"- You OK? - Yes."

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Well, go ahead. Gloat.

"Well, go ahead. Gloat."

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Believe it or not, l'm really sorry this happened.

"Believe it or not, l'm really sorry this happened."

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l know you must be feeling hurt and angry right now.

"l know you must be feeling hurt and angry right now."

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l'm not feeling hurt and angry. l brought this on myself.

"l'm not feeling hurt and angry. l brought this on myself."

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l saw an attractive person, a little glamour,

"l saw an attractive person, a little glamour,"

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and l wanted to meet him so badly that l threw myself at him.

"and l wanted to meet him so badly that l threw myself at him."

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What's wrong with that? l do that all the time.

"What's wrong with that? l do that all the time."

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l saw nothing but a... cheap harlot.

"l saw nothing but a... cheap harlot."

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Come on. We all know that you'd starve to death

"Come on. We all know that you'd starve to death"

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- Thanks, Sam. - You're welcome, Diane.

"- Thanks, Sam. - You're welcome, Diane."

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So he fired you, Norm?

"So he fired you, Norm?"

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l may not have anything except this sheet on my back.

"l may not have anything except this sheet on my back."

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But you know something?

"But you know something?"

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- Did you really hit the boss? - No, l just shoved him around a bit.

"- Did you really hit the boss? - No, l just shoved him around a bit."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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You're shaking like a meringue in an earthquake.

"You're shaking like a meringue in an earthquake."

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l sat in my cubicle, kept my mouth shut.

"l sat in my cubicle, kept my mouth shut."

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lt was a big hit. You know where that man is today?

"lt was a big hit. You know where that man is today?"

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Leaning over my shoulder saying, ''Add faster.''

"Leaning over my shoulder saying, ''Add faster.''"

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Will you relax? Life's too short.

"Will you relax? Life's too short."

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Get a bunch of people in a hot tub, who knows what'll happen?

"Get a bunch of people in a hot tub, who knows what'll happen?"

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Hallelujah, l am saved!

"Hallelujah, l am saved!"

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Sam.

"Sam."

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- Are these people dressed in togas? - No, Coach.

"- Are these people dressed in togas? - No, Coach."

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Not yet.

"Not yet."

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Sam, can you spring me for a few minutes? l gotta see this.

"Sam, can you spring me for a few minutes? l gotta see this."

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Holy...

"Holy..."

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How come you're not in a toga?

"How come you're not in a toga?"

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My. Sounds like eye.

"My. Sounds like eye."

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You've got to set your boss up with a woman?

"You've got to set your boss up with a woman?"

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Yeah, it's the party director's duty.

"Yeah, it's the party director's duty."

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l need a woman!

"l need a woman!"

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You want me to entertain a man l've never met.

"You want me to entertain a man l've never met."

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Chicago?

"Chicago?"

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Someone in business who enjoys the finer things.

"Someone in business who enjoys the finer things."

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Another rooster in your henhouse.

"Another rooster in your henhouse."

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lf that was your idea, Mr Sawyer, you are a genius.

"lf that was your idea, Mr Sawyer, you are a genius."

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Norm, how about l buy you a drink?

"Norm, how about l buy you a drink?"

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- Grab the end with your other hand. - l'm not in the way, am l?

"- Grab the end with your other hand. - l'm not in the way, am l?"

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- l like it. - l don't flake for hours.

"- l like it. - l don't flake for hours."

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- Norman! - He'll stop in a minute.

"- Norman! - He'll stop in a minute."

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- Get lost, Norm. - Fine, sir.

"- Get lost, Norm. - Fine, sir."

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Nice cologne, sir.

"Nice cologne, sir."

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Everybody, it's true. Norman just punched out the boss.

"Everybody, it's true. Norman just punched out the boss."

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Norman, our hero!

"Norman, our hero!"

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Strippers aren't enough here.

"Strippers aren't enough here."

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lt was so great, l chose Christopher Marlowe.

"lt was so great, l chose Christopher Marlowe."

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- l like your sheet. - This old thing?

"- l like your sheet. - This old thing?"

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l feel terrible.

"l feel terrible."

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Hello, there.

"Hello, there."

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l like to think it's the money and position, not me.

"l like to think it's the money and position, not me."

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Why not ask one of the women here? Or does your boss like live things?

"Why not ask one of the women here? Or does your boss like live things?"

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l'm going to walk away and pretend that you never asked me to do this.

"l'm going to walk away and pretend that you never asked me to do this."

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Alright, Norman!

"Alright, Norman!"

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Sammy, you got someone lying in state in the back room?

"Sammy, you got someone lying in state in the back room?"

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Ruta's the girl l had coming to entertain the big boss.

"Ruta's the girl l had coming to entertain the big boss."

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Yeah, started getting too rowdy.

"Yeah, started getting too rowdy."

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Norman, l'm real sorry you lost your job.

"Norman, l'm real sorry you lost your job."

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Carla.

"Carla."

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He was all over Diane. l had to get rough with him.

"He was all over Diane. l had to get rough with him."

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That's wonderful, sir.

"That's wonderful, sir."

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Why don't you let me do that? l know the place.

"Why don't you let me do that? l know the place."

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Every year, the firm has a company party.

"Every year, the firm has a company party."

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Four words.

"Four words."

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- Carla, do you suppose...? - No, Norm. Don't look at me.

"- Carla, do you suppose...? - No, Norm. Don't look at me."

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lt is.

"lt is."

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two, three, four, five, ten and 20.

"two, three, four, five, ten and 20."

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l did think of one icebreaker. l go through this year's audits,

"l did think of one icebreaker. l go through this year's audits,"

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Warm, Coach. Me.

"Warm, Coach. Me."

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pay a sexy chick to jump out of a cake.

"pay a sexy chick to jump out of a cake."

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ln college, l held a party

"ln college, l held a party"

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Sam, if l'm to serve both as a waitress

"Sam, if l'm to serve both as a waitress"

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l remember.

"l remember."

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Easily.

"Easily."

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Yes. These people just haven't got into the spirit of the party.

"Yes. These people just haven't got into the spirit of the party."

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lf this guy knows Laramie, Wyoming, l'll croak.

"lf this guy knows Laramie, Wyoming, l'll croak."

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Jensen, nice suit.

"Jensen, nice suit."

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Come on now.

"Come on now."

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Norm, that was a message for you.

"Norm, that was a message for you."

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First, l throw the worst party in history,

"First, l throw the worst party in history,"

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- Nice to meet you, Diane. - Nice to meet you.

"- Nice to meet you, Diane. - Nice to meet you."

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Why don't you two sit right here? You!

"Why don't you two sit right here? You!"

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You're crazy. You set me up with this girl and then do this?

"You're crazy. You set me up with this girl and then do this?"

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For one terrible moment l saw myself through his eyes.

"For one terrible moment l saw myself through his eyes."

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My whole career as an accountant,

"My whole career as an accountant,"

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Why don't you set sail for the bar and have yourself a good time?

"Why don't you set sail for the bar and have yourself a good time?"

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