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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle (2000) - Red Dress (S01E01)

"Dude, there is a McDonald's in Hanoi Square."
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"All right."
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"Franklin, I'm ready to order."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Mm-hmm. You see, in our family we have a saying."
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""After an hour, eat without her."
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"Well, when life gives you lemons make lemonade, Franklin."
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"Do you have any lemonade?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Can't tell."
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"Maybe she left."
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"Yeah, I'm sure she's gone out to buy us all presents."
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"It's just too quiet out there."
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"It's driving me crazy."
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"Maybe we should sing some more."
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"Shut up, Dewey."
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"I wonder how many holes are up in those tiles."
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"You counted all those?"
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"No, you just count one tile's holes across and down."
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"Multiply it, then multiply it again by the number of tiles."
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"Doing what?"
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"That brain thing."
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"Well, can you tone it down a little bit?"
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"'Cause I can't keep up with all these butt-kickings."
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"on some kid calling you a weirdo."
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"You beat up people 'cause they call me a weirdo?"
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"He was in no position to throw out names."
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"Thanks."
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"Nothing."
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"What am I thinking right now?"
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"Can you understand what dogs are saying?"
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"No."
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"[Mom] Oh, boys"
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"- Mom, no! - Uh-uh-uh."
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"Don't you dare."
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"And don't move a muscle."
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"Hi, Lois."
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"Look, Ed, uh, it's 9:00."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"It's 9:00 at night and I keep hearing screaming."
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"Now this didn't sound like your normal screaming."
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"I'm not one to complain..."
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"[Panting]"
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"In your room now."
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"Nice place you got here."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"I like to, uh, create an atmosphere."
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"Did you enjoy your meal, sir?"
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"and a whole lot of alcohol a meal,"
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"then, yes."
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"Very good, sir."
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"Uh..."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"Um, were you looking for anything in particular?"
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"in a nice way."
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"Uh, let's see... you..."
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"you strike me as a..."
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"sandalwood."
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"Sandalwood, huh?"
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"Sandalwood."
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"Let's give it a smell-see, shall we?"
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"That's quite nice."
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"Hit me."
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"This man is a genius."
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"when he's answering nature's call."
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"It's been a pleasure."
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"Oh."
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"Have a good evening."
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"Uh, sir."
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"Thank you for making eye contact with me."
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"Boys, I just, I don't know what to do anymore."
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"I don't want to punish anyone."
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"All I want is the truth."
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"I don't know how things got this far, but I just want it to stop."
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"They saved the TV."
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"You have her exactly where you want her..."
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"Now it's time to take the offensive."
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"The offensive?"
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"Exactly. She won't..."
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"What?"
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"Malcolm."
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"Happy anniversary."
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"Not good! Not good!"
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"Mom! Phone!"
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"Oh! Oh, man. Oh, man."
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"We're gonna die!"
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"Think."
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"Think!"
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"Think. Think."
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"I got it."
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"Oh. Mmm. Here it is."
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"That's our song."
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"- Not our song. - [Laughing]"
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"I cannot believe you, Francis."
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"No, Mom."
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"Well, it was not so that you could undermine my authority."
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"And if I am not mistaken, you are undermining my authority."
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"Is that what you wanted to do tonight?"
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"What am I supposed to do, Francis? Let it go?"
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"Yes. That is exactly what you should do... let it go."
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"But you can't, 'cause you can never let anything go."
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"I can, too, let things go."
Malcolm in the Middle (2000)
"- Fine. - I can."
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"Okay. Forget I said anything."
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"Ooh, you make me so mad."
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"Sometimes I just want to break your neck."
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"Did you get the cookies I sent you?"
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"I swear to God, on paper, this was a great idea."
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"All right, that's it."
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"Dinner. I won't have you boys starving to death."
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"What about the dress?"
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"I really liked that dress."
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"[Tony] Any time, Hal!"
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"Hello!"
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"Boys?"
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"Anybody home?"
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"Oh! No."
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"[Flushing]"
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"Nothing."
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"If you've broken another window,"
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"And you're not so big"
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"Life is unfair"
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"The bad thing is no one else in the family..."
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