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Clips from Community (2009) - Grifting 101 (S06E06)

"And."
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"But we are."
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"So we knows the truth."
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"being grifted?"
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"Hm."
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"He can know a plan all he wants."
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"But the plan he knows won't be our plan."
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"Oh."
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"Because our plan is impossible to know?"
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"Because, oh, my god, Jeff is making this up as we go."
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"Shh, knock it off."
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"What do you want from me?"
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"We wanted you to help us do a grift."
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"Improvisationally?"
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"He definitely had in the plan in The Sting."
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"Look, do you guys remember when we hugged and jumped up and"
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"down in the cafeteria?"
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"Yeah."
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"Obviously."
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"Well, having been together virtually non-stop ever since,"
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"at what point do you think I slipped off with pen and"
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"paper and planned an entire grift, then withheld it from you?"
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"I guess at any of the several dozen points when a normal person would say,"
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"by the way, I have no plan."
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"In The Sting, they do withhold stuff from each other."
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"Or from the audience, but I think for effect."
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"Also, be warned, 20% of the movie is hand drawn."
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"Abed, why don't you marry The Sting?"
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"Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children,"
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"when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother,"
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"not listen to you!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Shut up, okay!"
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"You guys, you're, you're always picking on me, all right?"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"All I had was the idea that,"
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"look, look, I, I need this."
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"I need to be better than this guy."
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"So let me think."
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"Abed."
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"Yeah?"
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"Did you bring your laptop?"
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"Yes, right here."
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"It's over."
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"Whatever."
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"Who got shot?"
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"What's going on?"
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"Was Sting even in it?"
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"That movie was terrible."
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"You slept the whole time."
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"Yeah, that's worse."
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"My whole brain is long and quiet."
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"So how did they grift him?"
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"Huh."
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"Should we just do that?"
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"We could watch another grifter movie."
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"There's more activity in Matchstick Men."
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"At one point they build a fake hospital."
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"So much construction!"
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"Oh, God, it's so late."
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"You guys are gonna bail on me, aren't you?"
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"I think we have to Jeff."
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"We've tried everything we can."
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"Maybe over the weekend I can make a fake building, but all the briefcases,"
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"and the swapping, and The Sting?"
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"I'm starting to think that real grifts only really happen in the movies,"
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"and even in the movies they barely make sense."
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"Look, I'm old."
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"The Sting is terrible."
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"The writing's on the wall."
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"So that's it? There's no shame in this, Jeff."
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"Oh, I don't know about that."
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"Well, this is a scene to behold."
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"Holed in the closet watching The Sting like gypsies."
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"Roger, we surrender."
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"You were right."
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"I'm no grifter."
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"Thugs fight."
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"Jeff Winger, though I am reminded of something Oscar Wilde once said when"
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"You Midwestern floozy."
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"I lived in New York."
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Aah!"
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"Yeah, right, he's grifting us."
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"Grift blood."
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"I'm sure it's Karo Syrup and food dye."
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"19, 20, 21."
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"Are you counting the amount of money or the number of stacks?"
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"I have to start over."
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"But I want to go on record as being disgusted by this transaction."
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"Got it."
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"Disgusted."
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"I, I'm sorry love, but would you rather we took this to court?"
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"that we offer a lot of classes and many of them are cash only."
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"Me, take a class here?"
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"Talk about a rip-off."
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"Talk about a ribbing."
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"What the hell am I doing?"
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"You know, so far, Frankie's disgusted and, that's it."
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"So sorry guys."
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"This is all my fault."
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"Don't be. I'm the one who got in a pissing match."
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"With a jerk."
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"You're a jerk."
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"You're a jerk."
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"You're a jerk."
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"You're all jerks."
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"And this whole school can suck a big one."
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"I'm sorry, guys, I'm bound by my station."
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"What, what? No, Dean."
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"No, you can't do that."
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"Britta's the heart of this group."
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"She started it as a, as a, as a, as a, as a,"
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"as a fake biology group so that she could have sex with Troy."
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"No. That's exactly it."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Don't let me handle it."
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"No. You can't expel Britta, she's been here six years."
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