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Clips from Devious Maids - Pilot (S01E01)

Her name is Carmen.

"Her name is Carmen."

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Hopefully you won't steal the silver.

"Hopefully you won't steal the silver."

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Not that there's any left to steal.

"Not that there's any left to steal."

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It is so wonderful to meet you.

"It is so wonderful to meet you."

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And you should know I am your biggest fan,

"And you should know I am your biggest fan,"

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and I am thrilled to be working with you.

"and I am thrilled to be working with you."

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Go. I'll take care of this.

"Go. I'll take care of this."

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You don't talk to Alejandro.

"You don't talk to Alejandro."

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If he wants to speak to you,

"If he wants to speak to you,"

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answer with as few words as possible.

"answer with as few words as possible."

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Can I at least say... "Good morning?"

"Can I at least say... "Good morning?""

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No.

"No."

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I finally found a lawyer for immigration.

"I finally found a lawyer for immigration."

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He said that he could help me bring Miguel to America.

"He said that he could help me bring Miguel to America."

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Who's Miguel?

"Who's Miguel?"

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But, uh... there is a problem.

"But, uh... there is a problem."

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This lawyer... he's in San Diego.

"This lawyer... he's in San Diego."

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He only comes to Los Angeles once a month.

"He only comes to Los Angeles once a month."

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I could see him Friday or Saturday,

"I could see him Friday or Saturday,"

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but I need a day off.

"but I need a day off."

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I've got back-to-back appointments on Friday,

"I've got back-to-back appointments on Friday,"

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and Saturday, I'm being interviewed by "Showbiz L.A."

"and Saturday, I'm being interviewed by "Showbiz L.A.""

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I'm a good mother, but I've gotta stay focused,

"I'm a good mother, but I've gotta stay focused,"

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You've only been in three movies,

"You've only been in three movies,"

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It still beats being a sex symbol,

"It still beats being a sex symbol,"

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for bored housewives.

"for bored housewives."

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I'm sorry, Rosie. I just can't spare you right now.

"I'm sorry, Rosie. I just can't spare you right now."

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My little boy needs you.

"My little boy needs you."

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with Flora's murder.

"with Flora's murder."

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For God sake.

"For God sake."

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How much more infantile pouting do I have to put up with?

"How much more infantile pouting do I have to put up with?"

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Can't I be sad?

"Can't I be sad?"

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Flora was the help. It's time to smile again.

"Flora was the help. It's time to smile again."

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She was the most exhilarating woman I have ever known.

"She was the most exhilarating woman I have ever known."

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Then you should get out more.

"Then you should get out more."

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I was in love with her.

"I was in love with her."

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And I was teaching her to love me.

"And I was teaching her to love me."

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You think he actually killed her?

"You think he actually killed her?"

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No. But if we say anything,

"No. But if we say anything,"

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and we can't have that, now, can we?

"and we can't have that, now, can we?"

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So we do nothing?

"So we do nothing?"

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Less than nothing.

"Less than nothing."

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Mrs. Stafford, I finished the laundry.

"Mrs. Stafford, I finished the laundry."

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Thanks. Uh, the kitchen sink is stopped up.

"Thanks. Uh, the kitchen sink is stopped up."

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Are you okay?

"Are you okay?"

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You wanna talk about it?

"You wanna talk about it?"

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I'm... not sure you'd understand this kind of problem.

"I'm... not sure you'd understand this kind of problem."

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I may unclog drains for a living,

"I may unclog drains for a living,"

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and for what it's worth,

"and for what it's worth,"

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It's beautiful.

"It's beautiful."

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Every chair, painting, and throw pillow,

"Every chair, painting, and throw pillow,"

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was carefully chosen by Olivia Rice.

"was carefully chosen by Olivia Rice."

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She's also the first Mrs. Stafford,

"She's also the first Mrs. Stafford,"

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and a world-class Psycho.

"and a world-class Psycho."

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Michael had to divorce her.

"Michael had to divorce her."

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But he still felt guilty.

"But he still felt guilty."

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He gave Olivia everything she asked for...

"He gave Olivia everything she asked for..."

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Lupe?

"Lupe?"

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Their maid.

"Their maid."

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but Olivia wanted her, so...

"but Olivia wanted her, so..."

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So...

"So..."

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Why were you crying?

"Why were you crying?"

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He said no. He thought it would offend Olivia.

"He said no. He thought it would offend Olivia."

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Her hold on him will weaken...

"Her hold on him will weaken..."

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and someone who adores you.

"and someone who adores you."

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In the grand scheme of things,

"In the grand scheme of things,"

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an ex-wife's throw pillows aren't much of a problem.

"an ex-wife's throw pillows aren't much of a problem."

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See?

"See?"

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I'm serious, Zoila.

"I'm serious, Zoila."

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He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers,

"He could tell that I needed to be on mood stabilizers,"

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within five minutes of meeting me.

"within five minutes of meeting me."

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It took him that long?

"It took him that long?"

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I thought you might like some tea.

"I thought you might like some tea."

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Oh. That was nice of you.

"Oh. That was nice of you."

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Oh! Uh...

"Oh! Uh..."

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I'm so used to preparing the tray for your mom,

"I'm so used to preparing the tray for your mom,"

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why not stay and have a cup of tea with me?

"why not stay and have a cup of tea with me?"

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If you insist.

"If you insist."

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Did you take over for Lupe?

"Did you take over for Lupe?"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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Lupe told us Mr. Stafford's new wife,

"Lupe told us Mr. Stafford's new wife,"

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is a hot mess.

"is a hot mess."

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One time, Miss Genevieve asked me to hand her shampoo,

"One time, Miss Genevieve asked me to hand her shampoo,"

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while she was still in the shower.

"while she was still in the shower."

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That's not so bad.

"That's not so bad."

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They were in there for another hour.

"They were in there for another hour."

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I would've been more shocked, if she had been somewhere else.

"I would've been more shocked, if she had been somewhere else."

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But those people she worked for...

"But those people she worked for..."

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The Powells? What about them?

"The Powells? What about them?"

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They're... strange.

"They're... strange."

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In what way?

"In what way?"

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It's late. We have to get going.

"It's late. We have to get going."

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You, too.

"You, too."

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Come on, Rosie.

"Come on, Rosie."

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Venga. Venga, vengas.

"Venga. Venga, vengas."

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See you around.

"See you around."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Yeah, at first, I wasn't sure about moving back home.

"Yeah, at first, I wasn't sure about moving back home."

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I forgot how nice it is here.

"I forgot how nice it is here."

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No one waits on me back at the Frat House.

"No one waits on me back at the Frat House."

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I like waiting on you.

"I like waiting on you."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Uh...

"Uh..."

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What would you like for breakfast tomorrow?

"What would you like for breakfast tomorrow?"

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I'd love to cook for you.

"I'd love to cook for you."

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Do you know how to make French Toast?

"Do you know how to make French Toast?"

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No. But I'm eager to learn.

"No. But I'm eager to learn."

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I've got dirty dishes in the sink,

"I've got dirty dishes in the sink,"

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laundry piling up. I'm at my wit's end.

"laundry piling up. I'm at my wit's end."

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I tried. They gave me attitude because Flora was murdered.

"I tried. They gave me attitude because Flora was murdered."

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but I've only lost the one. It's not fair.

"but I've only lost the one. It's not fair."

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I could come clean your house.

"I could come clean your house."

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That is so sweet.

"That is so sweet."

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Thank you, Lupe.

"Thank you, Lupe."

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That was the previous maid.

"That was the previous maid."

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She looks nothing like Lupe. I thought she had work done.

"She looks nothing like Lupe. I thought she had work done."

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For God sake, Taylor.

"For God sake, Taylor."

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Come over in the morning. Bring your own supplies.

"Come over in the morning. Bring your own supplies."

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I have nine bathrooms. We'll have fun.

"I have nine bathrooms. We'll have fun."

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What is that?

"What is that?"

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