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Clips from Seinfeld - The Merv Griffin Show (S09E09)

"Because if I hear one more rattle, just one, you're out on your can."
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"I only buy the white ones."
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"What? It's the new format. Scandals and animals."
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"Go, girl."
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"No, you idiot. Hawks eat squirrels."
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"I'm sleeping on the couch."
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"-Who's he? -Oh, he's nobody."
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"You broke my blender."
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"Yeah. Well, I was trying to make gravel and it just--"
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"Well, I think Abel worked hard all summer harvesting his crops..."
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"This looks familiar."
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"Boy, one minute Elliott Gould is sitting on you..."
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"I'm Lou Filerman. I'm new here."
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"You've been an enormous help."
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"-No, Castro. -Right."
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"I'm gonna get that."
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"What?"
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"What happened?"
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"Well, I guess we'll just have--"
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"That noise."
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"And she doesn't know anything about this?"
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"Another interesting confrontation. This could be spicy, bring him over."
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"I'm glad you called, Elaine. I really needed to talk to someone."
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"Hey, Walter. What is the deal with that guy?"
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"Hey, your coffee stain looks like Fidel Castro."
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"Because they're turning your teeth green."
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"Someone mentioned to me you were not very happy..."
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