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Clips from My Fellow Americans (1996)

"I think you're doing a great job too."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...penis?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Matt Douglas."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"What are your real names?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Tom and Blinky."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm Francis."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"No sharing tips. it's every man for himself until we get to Cleveland."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"His nose is bigger."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Prick."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"We don't need another crappy book."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I thought he was a good president."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Lie down, you're dead and you don't know it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"A muscle spasm."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I better take my medication."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Yeah, but Cleveland wouldn't cut me a decent deal on property taxes."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Oh, great."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"The end of the line."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"My God! How will we do this?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Simple. Jump, tuck, and roll."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I can't."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Two!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"One, two, three."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Just don't. Just don't help me."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"it's $1.99."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Presidents of what?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I hope this works."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Hi. I'm Matt Douglas. This is President Kramer."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"We're on a fact-finding mission for the Interstate Commerce Commission."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"We don't have any cash."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'll take your watch."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"You must be joking."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"This really steams my clams."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Reagan has one, and now Shamu, the killer hick, has the other."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"So, what are we hauling?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Nothing exciting. Farm equipment."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Not to worry anybody, but you might want to make a run for it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Immigration and Naturalization Service."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"That chopper's for us."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Verification acknowledged. Have a nice night."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...down here!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"-What do you have? -Nothing over here!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Do me a favor. Put el socko in it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Are you cold?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"There he goes!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I speak Spanish fluently..."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"God, I do miss Rita. Greatest cook the White House ever had."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"The only cook the White House ever had. She started with Washington."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"-There's nothing wrong with wet dreams. -Stop."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I had a few as a kid."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'll look for the exhibit in your library."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Okay. I got one."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Mandela was a great man, but he couldn't sing."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Joe DiMaggio. That was a thrill."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Go to hell."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I think I hear people."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Wayne, slow down. That bacon doesn't have wings... it won't fly away."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Don't forget, these woods are your heritage."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"If you told us how important the mission was..."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Again, we apologize, but those boys from the Department of the Interior..."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...can be very secretive."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Another out-of-state license plate."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Keep on trucking!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Wave, Kevin!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"He wasn't too friendly now, was he?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Shut up. I'm trying to sleep."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Oh, my God he's squeezing my breast again."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"This time, pretend not to enjoy it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm hot."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"How much longer to Cleveland?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"After we drop you off..."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...I might take the family up to see Mount Rushmore."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"A man by the name of Gutzon Borglum carved it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"There's Abe Lincoln. He chopped down the cherry tree."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Do you have any idea what you're talking about?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"How do you expect your son to respect history?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"The voice of the people."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"There is no such thing."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Pull over, Wayne."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"We invited you into our home..."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...not our car."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"...at my uncle's factory in Cleveland."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm with Kramer."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm pretty sure. He sent Marine One for us."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"We escaped before it blew up."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"See if they can find out what this is about."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"But thank you."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm sorry I couldn't do that."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Old man."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Do what you want, but when the NSA shows up, we'll know who gave us away."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"-No, it's really us. -No! Get out of here!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Now we'll need to see some identification, please."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Give me a second."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Keep whistling and I'll put a depression in your skull."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I hate that song."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I made up words too."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"You're an idiot."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"You cut back on disaster relief."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I don't want to wear this I'm a Houston fan"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Kaye Griffin called today."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'll look into it."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"You better. I want those idiots found before they dig any deeper."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I needed a cup of coffee."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"You cheap bastard."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I must go find a john."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Agent Wilkerson."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Aye, Macarena!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Get it out."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Go!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Come on, let's go."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"How are you?"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"My Lord and Taylor!"
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"No, no. I've always supported gay rights."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I'm not coming out. He is."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I don't think you can help."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Unless you and your ruby slippers can get us to Cuyahoga Falls."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Research room is down that way."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Wait a minute."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Oh, you got to be kidding."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"I feel dirty."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
"Working on it. You never got this."
My Fellow Americans (1996)
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