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Clips from Sausage Party

Movies 2016 89 min ★ 6.1/10 (230,019 ratings) 1,350 clips
Adventure Comedy Animation

Credits

To you we pray
"To you we pray"
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Holy shit, I've been chosen!
"Holy shit, I've been chosen!"
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Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!
"Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!"
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Everyone else is fuckin' stupid
"Everyone else is fuckin' stupid"
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- Pip! -Pip!
"- Pip! -Pip!"
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Und subjugate The whole damn Great Beyond
"Und subjugate The whole damn Great Beyond"
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That's how it is
"That's how it is"
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The gods will always care for us
"The gods will always care for us"
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...gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day.
"...gets chosen on Red, White and Blue Day."
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Troy, that's funny.
"Troy, that's funny."
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We'll all be equal, and then jerks like Troy won't be picking on me all the time...
"We'll all be equal, and then jerks like Troy won't be picking on me all the time..."
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Whatever, Barry. You're different, and that makes you weird.
"Whatever, Barry. You're different, and that makes you weird."
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No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!
"No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!"
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I'm still fresh!
"I'm still fresh!"
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Take anyone but us, please!
"Take anyone but us, please!"
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- NO! NO! -Why us?!
"- NO! NO! -Why us?!"
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Fuck, I hate this fucking job!
"Fuck, I hate this fucking job!"
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- What do they get? -We're not supposed to understand...
"- What do they get? -We're not supposed to understand..."
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Look at these big old buns.
"Look at these big old buns."
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Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat.
"Lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat."
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Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him. I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is.
"Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him. I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is."
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I can hear you, dude.
"I can hear you, dude."
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I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens.
"I don't know how well I'll perform once it happens."
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Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up.
"Hey, I'm not gonna be any better. I've never opened up."
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- I can't believe we're doing this. -I know. We're so naughty.
"- I can't believe we're doing this. -I know. We're so naughty."
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Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.
"Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there."
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Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.
"Don't touch me, man! Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me."
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Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one.
"Hey, hey, hey, look at this. We fucking got one."
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- Stand up straight, boys! -Hey!
"- Stand up straight, boys! -Hey!"
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Nice!
"Nice!"
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Somebody call a doctor because, honestly, this beat is sick.
"Somebody call a doctor because, honestly, this beat is sick."
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Oh, shit, Chips!
"Oh, shit, Chips!"
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C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips.
"C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips."
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I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie.
"I've known you forever. I would never disrespect you with a lie."
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You know how long I've been waiting up in this motherfucker?
"You know how long I've been waiting up in this motherfucker?"
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This can't be happening. Not again.
"This can't be happening. Not again."
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Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!
"Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!"
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You fucking idiots. I've been there.
"You fucking idiots. I've been there."
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Everything we've ever known is a dirt-covered pile of shit...
"Everything we've ever known is a dirt-covered pile of shit..."
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...jacking off in our fucking faces...
"...jacking off in our fucking faces..."
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I've got a date with oblivion.
"I've got a date with oblivion."
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Whoa, just chill. Just get down from the fucking--
"Whoa, just chill. Just get down from the fucking--"
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What is that in reference to? What's coming? Be more specific, please!
"What is that in reference to? What's coming? Be more specific, please!"
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That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on.
"That bastard bottle of booze seems to know what's going on."
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- Oh, my God. -Did you see that?
"- Oh, my God. -Did you see that?"
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- I can't! -Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!
"- I can't! -Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!"
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Add that to your list of accomplishments.
"Add that to your list of accomplishments."
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- You okay? -I think so.
"- You okay? -I think so."
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You think I give a fuck about PB or J?
"You think I give a fuck about PB or J?"
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Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass. How you like them apples?
"Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass. How you like them apples?"
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- Frank, don't say that! -Did you hear what he said?
"- Frank, don't say that! -Did you hear what he said?"
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A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again.
"A bagel trying to kill a lavash, once again."
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Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist.
"Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist."
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I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!
"I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!"
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I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil...
"I am to have 77 bottles of extra-virgin olive oil..."
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No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro.
"No disrespect, but you look fucking gross, bro."
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You got nothing to squirt!
"You got nothing to squirt!"
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Help me, someone.
"Help me, someone."
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If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro.
"If you fucking tell anyone about this, I'm gonna deny it, bro."
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I got a new purpose now.
"I got a new purpose now."
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Down to fuck a sausage up!
"Down to fuck a sausage up!"
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You even have settlements now on the west shelf that you claim as your own.
"You even have settlements now on the west shelf that you claim as your own."
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They tried to send us to the barbeque section, for God's sake.
"They tried to send us to the barbeque section, for God's sake."
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My good friend Tabouli was ousted from his shelf...
"My good friend Tabouli was ousted from his shelf..."
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...just being left alone over here, don't you know?
"...just being left alone over here, don't you know?"
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Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just be out here dry-humping this 40-ouncer.
"Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just be out here dry-humping this 40-ouncer."
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Okay, I totally get you don't wanna go in there.
"Okay, I totally get you don't wanna go in there."
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Answers I have.
"Answers I have."
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They call me Mr. Grits.
"They call me Mr. Grits."
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He basically knows it already. Maybe it's time to end this.
"He basically knows it already. Maybe it's time to end this."
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...we touched T-I-Ps.
"...we touched T-I-Ps."
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God. I didn't want to say it, but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling.
"God. I didn't want to say it, but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling."
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Are you a bun?
"Are you a bun?"
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And she's beautiful.
"And she's beautiful."
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Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural.
"Don't look at me. Eyes forward. Act natural."
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All right. I got them right here, amigo. I--
"All right. I got them right here, amigo. I--"
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- Who? -The one they call...
"- Who? -The one they call..."
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...and now I don't see them. So where the fuck are they?
"...and now I don't see them. So where the fuck are they?"
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I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me...
"I want the sausage and the bun dead, and if you see them, come and get me..."
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...or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll fucking kill your asses...
"...or just couldn't find them good enough, I'll fucking kill your asses..."
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...did you not understand, Tequila?
"...did you not understand, Tequila?"
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Right in my guac and balls.
"Right in my guac and balls."
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We will do the same.
"We will do the same."
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Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am.
"Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are probably wondering where the hell I am."
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Oh, how they screamed.
"Oh, how they screamed."
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So we, the nonperishables, created a story.
"So we, the nonperishables, created a story."
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...and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true.
"...and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true."
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The melody came to me one night...
"The melody came to me one night..."
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Oh, God.
"Oh, God."
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If what you're saying is true, I gotta tell everyone.
"If what you're saying is true, I gotta tell everyone."
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No one will believe you.
"No one will believe you."
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Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...
"Oh, you'll see. But I warn you..."
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...once you see that shit...
"...once you see that shit..."
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Good luck! Have fun!
"Good luck! Have fun!"
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God, I'm such a fearful coward.
"God, I'm such a fearful coward."
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...is to completely forget about him.
"...is to completely forget about him."
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And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.
"And, hey, for all we know, he's okay."
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- Carl, do you feel that? -This feels amazing.
"- Carl, do you feel that? -This feels amazing."
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Stretch your legs with me, Carl. Just do it, man.
"Stretch your legs with me, Carl. Just do it, man."
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Oh, God! Me skin!
"Oh, God! Me skin!"
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Me eyes! They burn!
"Me eyes! They burn!"
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No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!
"No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!"
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No! No!
"No! No!"
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For the love of shit, run!
"For the love of shit, run!"
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They're eating children!
"They're eating children!"
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Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges...
"Sweet bun, I must admit I too sometimes have urges..."
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When I saw you, I felt inside myself a tingling-lingling sensation.
"When I saw you, I felt inside myself a tingling-lingling sensation."
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A taco, a whiny doughnut...
"A taco, a whiny doughnut..."
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Did someone say Queso?
"Did someone say Queso?"
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So where was I? Oh, right.
"So where was I? Oh, right."
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I was about to beat on you most viciously...
"I was about to beat on you most viciously..."
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...and in my opinion appropriately...
"...and in my opinion appropriately..."
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Oh, he's coming at us!
"Oh, he's coming at us!"
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Ay, my bunny-bun!
"Ay, my bunny-bun!"
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He's coming, he's coming, he's coming.
"He's coming, he's coming, he's coming."
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Yeah! What she said!
"Yeah! What she said!"
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I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too!
"I'm gonna get you and your little sausage too!"
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Ay, Santa Chimichanga...
"Ay, Santa Chimichanga..."
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First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.
"First, the gods stretched me till it hurt."
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Maybe this god can get me home.
"Maybe this god can get me home."
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