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Clips from Christine

Short Films 1983 3 min 868 clips

Credits

The nurses all gathered round
And they gazed in wild wonder
The head nurse spoke up
I broke 1,000 hearts
Before I am through
Yours, and yours alone
That I'm bad to the bone
Holy shit!
Come on, Arnie.
Hey, Dennis. I'll be right there.
Just leave it. It's okay.
tellatio for 24 points and the game.
Somebody's got to pick it up when you fumble.
Well, T.T.F.N.
Give me something for my lap.
She smiled at me.
You've got nothing to lose but your virginity.
- I can't... - Yeah.
Buddy Repperton has his lunch.
Come on, pizza face.
Go get Mr. Casey.
- Put down the knife. - You want to make me?
They started it.
Repperton's got a knife.
Yeah.
Fuck I will. You can't make me.
You two boys go up to the office. Stay there.
Now...
So, all in all, it wasn't a bad first day.
Think Repperton will try to get even?
What is it?
Do you know someone who lives here?
Jesus.
- Yeah. - Oh, she could be really tough.
- I bet it won't even start. - She'll start.
You need these.
She had the smell of a brand-new car.
how much do you want for her?
You got a deal.
I'll get the pink slip.
The guy's weird, Arnie.
He's fucking weird.
It's your funeral, man.
He doesn't know what he's doing.
You know how we do things.
How could you have let him do this?
I tried to talk him out ot it.
You wanted me in college courses. I'm there.
Fine!
Fuckin' bastard killed himself in it.
Son of a bitch was so mean...
he would have pissed ice cubes.
Okay. That's the last time...
- Huh? - Yes.
Then shut your pie hole.
I'll throw you out on your ass! You got it?
Yeah. I'm okay.
And I know I can fix her up.
Where have you been? You had us worried sick!
You know, Papa, you can't polish a turd.
Nobody takes advantage of me, understand?
Look.
Maybe we could work out some kind of a deal.
You...
Do a few lubes...
shit like that.
you can raid my junk pile for whatever you want.
My love will be true
My heart's at your command, dear
I'll bet you a dollar she says no.
- It's pretty boring, huh? - Yeah.
Yes.
want to go dancing with me...
like maybe this Friday night after the game?
Why not?
I have a date.
No, ma'am.
Yeah.
- I don't need this. - What do you need?
Is Dennis going with you?
- Are you going with him? - Am I?
- You need a ride? - Got his car. Thanks, though.
Get off my back!
- Who's Rita? - His wife!
She died the same way he did.
All right. Fifty. Pass on go.
Fucking shit!
5,000 Dirty Limericks.
Rockbridge hasn't won a game since you got hurt.
That makes you a hero, right?
Well, it's not what you think. I really...
respect her mind.
How'd you ever get that car tixed up like that?
What are you talking about? Why not?
You're mine
Yes, we belong together
Get your goddamn hands off her!
I could've died, and you couldn't even help.
My door was locked.
But you didn't.
I think you're just sexually frustrated.