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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Pilot (S01E01)

"and that's unfair in the work environment."
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"Secondly, your rabbi is a pain in my ass."
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"Yeah, he's a little too serious."
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"- What do you think, Rosa? - He seems cool."
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"Yeah, he seems cool. I agree."
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"Looks like the perp stole a computer, a watch,"
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"and a Jamon Iberico ham, valued at... what!"
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"$6,000 for a ham?"
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"Jamon Iberico is an amazing cured ham from Spain."
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"They had it at my uncle's funeral."
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"I mean, I was constipated for three days."
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"Speaking of ties, where's yours, meep morp?"
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"This is fantastic."
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"Captain! Hey!"
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"- That okay by you? - Yep."
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"Diaz and Boyle. Check in the coroner."
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"Report back to me in an hour."
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"He's got like super hearing."
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"Hey, Rosa! Rosa. Rosa!"
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"Um, I just happened to notice"
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"playing at the film forum this week."
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"Cool! Awesome."
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"There's a bunch of movie options."
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"I'll probably just go with something classic"
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"like Citizen Kane."
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"Citizen Kane is terrible. Pick a good movie."
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"I'll do it."
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"I'll pick a better movie than Citizen Kane."
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"So Gina..."
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"Civilian administrators like yourself"
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"often have their ear to the ground."
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"Number one, you let me use your office"
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"Second... How about this?"
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"- If you tell me... - Mm-hmm."
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"Without pay."
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"Okay, the deal is if Amy gets more arrests,"
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"It's an old Mustang, and it's pretty sweet."
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"He guarantees it will end in sex."
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"I bet on at least some over-the-clothes action."
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"- That's enough, Gina. - All right."
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"Thank you."
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"Let the wasting of time begin."
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"Can we ask you a few questions?"
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"Definitely. Yeah."
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"I'm actually... I'm super glad you guys are here right now."
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"Are you smelling that weed smell?"
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"smoked weed, and bolted."
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"It's..."
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"- Hello. - Hello."
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"- My name? - Mm-hmm."
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"- Mlepnos. - Can you spell that, please?"
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"Did you say Clay?"
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"Have you seen this man before? He was shot last night."
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"Wall Street journal on the doormat..."
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"20 bucks says this guy's like a hot, eligible bachelor."
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"Hello."
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"and this is my partner Detective Terrible Detective."
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"No surprises from the coroner."
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"None of the neighbors heard or saw anything."
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"That is not accurate, sir."
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"Wait, you hooked up with him? Ugh!"
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"Check it out."
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"First of all, I think you're kind of overdoing it"
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"with the manscaping."
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"But more importantly, Detective,"
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"Does anyone here know why it's so important to me"
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"Hmm. Four highly trained detectives"
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"and not one of you can solve this simple mystery."
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"I wanna be briefed on any new developments."
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"Any questions?"
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"I was gonna ask you if you thought I was doing"
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"too much manscaping, but we solved that one."
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"So I'm good."
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"Hey, Boyle."
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"but then stole ham? It doesn't make sense."
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"You gotta brief the C.O. first."
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"You recognize this guy?"
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"I don't know him. I don't know what happened."
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"No more questions."
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"You do know Morgenthau."
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"You knew they were worth a lotta money,"
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"so you tried to steal them from him"
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"Only he was home, so you shot him."
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"Does that sound familiar?"
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"- So I'm... I'm Ratko. - No, no, I'm Ratko."
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"Fine, fine."
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"Kill! And scene."
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"NYPD! Everyone down!"
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"Ma'am, if you could just get down,"
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"Ratko!"
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"I'm getting mad!"
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"How are you still here? Jake!"
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"Don't worry!"
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"So no, I did not brief you."
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"And yes, he did get away."
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"I got you hazelnut."
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"And..."
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"A little spoon there for you."
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"I mean, why do we even have a records room?"
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"You're lucky, man."
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"I wish I could get assigned here full-time."
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"You could not be farther from the action."
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"Sergeant, you know me. I have more arrests than anyone."
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"Will you please tell the Captain how dumb it is"
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"to lock his best Detective in a file cabinet?"
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"That man has forgotten more about being a cop"
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"than you will ever know."
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"In 1981, he caught the disco strangler."
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"Wow."
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"The man is the real deal. You need to listen to him."
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"Gonna be hard to win our bet"
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"when you're on the bench, Peralta."
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"Murderers we let go."
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"And look at that."
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"You're winning."
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"Have fun with your files."
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"Yeah, you know what, I will have fun with my files."
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"That was a slam."
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"Oh, well, just to be safe,"
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"I bought tickets to all of them."
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