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Clips from Transparent - Looking Up (S01E01)

"Yeah, well, Bianca's responsible for what happened to Bianca."
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"Well, I feel like it's absolutely my fault that you got the boot,"
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"Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Sorry, Stevie."
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"Hey, you like Huevos Rancheros?"
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"I'm gonna make you some in the morning"
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"since you're letting me chill here."
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"Okay. Okay, cool."
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"Yeah. You were a horrible patient."
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"Is this Zankou? Where's the garlic stuff?"
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"Oh, I got that from my place, uh, just around the corner."
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"Oh, oh, I just ate the tushy."
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"Mm, delicious."
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"Oh, so now that you want to be a woman all the time,"
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"do you still want to date women?"
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"Yes, I mean, Shell, it's still me."
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"Well..."
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"So we got gay married before it was fashionable."
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"- I can't wait. - Yes, please."
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"- Daddy! Daddy! - Hello. Hi."
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"- Trampolini. - Oh, hi. What trampoline?"
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"Hey."
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"- Hey. - So here's their stuff."
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"I'll pick 'em up in a couple of days."
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"Okay, cool."
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"Tammy is sort of making everything really modern,"
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"She's very specific about how things should look."
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"I... we just had a thing, so, just..."
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"ugh, God, she made me flush all my weed."
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"Oh, that, well, that was since I..."
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"I stressed out after this guy came to Shabbat,"
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"Never got high with me."
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"It actually calms me down."
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"- People use a pen to get high. - I know, it's crazy."
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"You do not."
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"Oh."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"I teach talmud in about half an hour,"
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"- Okay. - Okay. Cool"
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"Josh. What do you want?"
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"You took care of me, you made me an incredible meal."
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"I was a douchebag"
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"and I got caught up in some stupid family stuff."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"- Right, right. - So..."
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"Can I just, like, wait for you?"
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"I'm just gonna... look, I'll just wait here."
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"Yeah. That's how anyone feels after they've boned someone random."
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"No, listen, it wasn't just like that, wanting to ditch out,"
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"it was truly bizarre."
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"like, who I was, how I got there."
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"My pre-school teacher was, like, have your mom cut out letters"
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"so I could hold 'em when I was in the bath."
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"'Cause I'm a tactile learner."
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"You, you're a vaginal learner."
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"Really?"
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"It's like you have to stick stuff in there"
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"in order to understand it."
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"That's what it seems like, at least. Right?"
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"Hey, what is this? Wait a second, hold on one second."
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"- Oh, hey, it's a record. - That's right."
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"- Like that? - You're like, oh, what's this?"
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"It's the Statue of Liberty."
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"There's a lot of things you shouldn't put in there."
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"Josh and I used to listen to this record all the time."
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"That's actually Josh's record."
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"What do you mean?"
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"He gave it to me."
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"Really? You and Josh trade records."
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"yeah, we hang out."
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"hey, Josh, what are you doing, you want to hang out?"
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"Huh."
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"Like telling the kids about my dad,"
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"we should have done that together."
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"Well, I knew we were unhappy,"
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"but it didn't occur to me to do anything about it."
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"I gotta get my shit together."
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"I got a date tonight."
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"What? You have a date?"
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"What are you, tendering already?"
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"No, it's, uh, Melanie."
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"Melanie Torres. You mean, your assistant?"
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"Oh, my God. That's disgusting."
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"you've just been thinking about tossing it in her?"
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"- But I didn't. - But you wanted to."
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"That's the important part, I didn't"
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"until you gave me the go ahead."
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"- What are her tits like? - No."
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"What are her tits like?"
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"Are they big? Are they little?"
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"They're small-ish."
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"Do you like them? My God, you like them?"
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"- They're fine. - You like them?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna ask you something and do not lie."
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"These were overwhelming for you?"
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"Is that... were these overwhelming?"
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"No, I think I managed them quite well."
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"Let me tell you something."
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"Nobody beats your tits."
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"Tammy loves these mammer jammers."
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"- Well... - Not couches."
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"- We agree on... - Tits."
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"- Two things. - Which is the other one?"
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"Both of your tits."
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"I should get the office, I should get the assistant."
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"None of that really matters,"
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"because the only thing that matters is"
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"being the first one to find that band that's untouched."
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"this is the sound that's gonna break through."
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"See, I think I'm, like, the, literally, exact opposite of you."
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"I just try to take really, really, really old shit"
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"that people have heard a million times,"
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"and then I try to make it sound new again."
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"Raquel, Bianca. Bianca, Raquel."
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"- What's up? - What's up?"
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"Bye. Later."
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"- Um... - What is that?"
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"Uh, she is, uh, crashing here..."
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"She's my sister's new girlfriend's, uh, ex's stepdaughter."
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"We can take a second, if you need to, and get your story straight."
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