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Clips from Celtic Pride (1996)

"I'll play a game. I'll flip through every station on this TV."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"And if I don't see one of your commercials, I'll let you go."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"OK. Let's play. I'll start with two here."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Want to pick up the pace?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"..in a limo this small."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I've got 1 25 channels on the dish."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Keep changing channels. You're almost out. This is it."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Untie me, baby. I'm home free. - No, we got ESPN-2 coming up."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- ..still got my thumbs. - ..This awful rash..."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Let's play. A pack of Oscar Mayer fat-free turkey dogs for the winner."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Here comes my favourite part!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I'll play one-on-one with this hot dog any day!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"It's Carol and Tommy. Get him in there!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Carol, Tommy, hey! What a surprise."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"It's not really a good time right now."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"We just stopped by to bring some stuff you might need and to say goodbye."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- What is this? - The rest of your stuff."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You think I'll spend the rest of my life with Jimmy?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I can't live with someone who refuses to grow."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I can grow, are you kidding me? I'm practically sprouting right now!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Carol, look. I was thinking a lot about it, and you were right."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You were right! I think I've become a little bit..."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Obsessed. - Obsessed with sports. You're right!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You're just repeating what I said to placate me."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Hey, you know what I was thinking? We'll go back to that therapist!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"We can talk it out. We'll talk, we can hold each other."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"We can even cry! And I promise I won't try to smack him this time."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Fine. I'll call Dr Kaufman and make an appointment for Monday."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Doc Kaufman's on Monday!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You miserable son of a bitch!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Think I got a girl in there? - It didn't take you long."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- He's whipping up a bundt cake. - Good one, Dad. Bundt cake."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"And...why is this man tied up?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"For fun."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"-Just guy stuff. - Having fun with the guys."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Hey, you're Lewis Scott! - Who is Lewis Scott?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Who is...? Are you kidding me?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"That is exactly what is wrong with our relationship."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I kidnap the greatest player in the NBA, and you don't know who he is!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Mr Scott, I think you're the greatest."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"He says thanks for the compliment."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You are sick! You need help!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You don't know what's going on! We have a plan!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I have a plan. I am calling the cops, then I'm divorcing you. Let's go."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- You're still my hero. -Thanks."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Not you, Dad. I meant Lewis."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I haven't seen Carol that mad since '8 7, when I drop-kicked her Chia pet."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I remember."
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"Let her go. Who needs a loving, supportive wife like that?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"A strong-jawed, athletic, rim-minded gym teacher like you?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Every woman in Boston must want to get into bed with your pasty, bloated ass."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Shut up before I bring your head over here and use it as a cue ball."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Excuse me, gym teacher. May I use the bathroom?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- We're not falling for that trick. - Do you think I wore a pamper here?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You should go in there with him just to be safe."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- That is not going to happen. - Fine. There's bars on the window."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"If you try anything, he'll blow holes through this door until you're dead."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Yeah, that's me, John Dillinger. - Relax, I'm just going to pee."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"She very well might, knowing her the way I do."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Who's that? - I want my rent money, Jimmy!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- I don't have it. - Cough it up."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I'm installing a whirlpool spa next week, and Friday I'll have..."
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"- Write it anyway. -Jimmy!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Mikey, there's a $20 penalty for writing out bounced cheques."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- You don't deserve a friend like this. - Damn straight."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Thanks for the hostage-tality, guys. But I really gotta go."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I don't believe what I just saw!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Nick, lock it up! - Was that Lewis Scott?"
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"There!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Keep up. Take a warning shot. - I'm a terrible aim. I might hit him."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Yeah, it's me. Step on it. - Get out of my cab."
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"- This is an emergency. - After what you did to my Celtics?"
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"- Get out of my cab now. - What is this? The Twilight Zone?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Hi, Grandma. - Hi, Peanut."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Mikey and I'll take care of it. See you."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Hey! - This way, dumb ass!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Lewis, come on!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Hey! Where are you going? Hey!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I wish the Utah fans were this passionate."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Hey, Cramden, where are we going?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Nowhere. We're just going to drive around till after the game."
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"Sure."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Hey! Turn it off! Give me the gun, I'll shoot myself in the head."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Hey, listen. I got a little business proposition for you."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"What if I told you I knew the Celtics were a lock on game 7?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Could we make some money?"
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"Yeah... No, VERY inside information."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Your gaslight's on. - Well, look for a filling station."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Did you see that blonde in the new Guess ad?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I saw that the other night. I was going to call you."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Talking about Michelle? - What, you know her?"
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"- Every nook and cranny. - Get outta here."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- In the biblical sense? -Just say we never made it to church."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Don't say that. You're killing me! - Your fantasies are my reality."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I better give you some toilet paper and WD-40, 'cause I got stories, yo."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You know the Budweiser ad girl? Been there, done that."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"That would depend how drunk I got it."
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"Man, I've been with two women in my whole life."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- That's two more than Jimmy. - That's cruel, but true."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Wow."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Gas. Let's stop for gas."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You pump, I'll pay. And you, you wait in there."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I hope you die!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- OK, wide ass! Unchain me. - Get back in the van."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Let him go, Jimmy! - Otherwise we'll have a weenie roast!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I'll sacrifice for our boys in green."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You're willing to sacrifice my nuts? What is the matter with you?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Did he get in your head again? - No, it's completely blank."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Then you must be willing to die. -Jimmy! Jimmy!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"No one's dying. That lighter hasn't worked since Dukakis was governor."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Oh, yeah?"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- Let him go, Jimmy! - Give me that thing! Get in the van!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I'm soaking wet, and the van smells like gasoline! Give me a light."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Let me go. I won't turn you in, I swear. You don't want to go to jail!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Mike, you got a wife and a kid!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"Jimmy, you've got...Mike, and he's got a wife and a kid."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"- What, and you do? - At least I'd appreciate it."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I would cherish every minute of every game."
Celtic Pride (1996)
"I wouldn't skip practice or be ragging on my team-mates! I'd work hard!"
Celtic Pride (1996)
"You don't think I work hard? I gave up everything for the game!"
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