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Clips from Celtic Pride

Movies 1996 91 min ★ 5.3/10 (11,289 ratings) 993 clips
Comedy Sport

Credits

Pivot into the triple threat position,
"Pivot into the triple threat position,"
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You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay-up.
"You go backdoor towards the basket for the lay-up."
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Are there any questions? What?
"Are there any questions? What?"
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Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody!
"Josh doesn't have to stand in line, everybody!"
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- Hey, Mike. - Hey, Carol. What's up?
"- Hey, Mike. - Hey, Carol. What's up?"
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I'm sorry I've been acting like such a jerk.
"I'm sorry I've been acting like such a jerk."
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- You saved them? - Yes!
"- You saved them? - Yes!"
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I spoke with my therapist. I know that part of this obsession
"I spoke with my therapist. I know that part of this obsession"
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Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update.
"Squashed like a squirrel on the highway. Thank you for the update."
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Hey, kids, listen up!
"Hey, kids, listen up!"
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My dream is dead! OK?
"My dream is dead! OK?"
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taking something pure and twisting it around!
"taking something pure and twisting it around!"
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OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it!
"OK, I said it! I am not ashamed of it!"
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Bounce!
"Bounce!"
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I am not a hero. It's my house.
"I am not a hero. It's my house."
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I don't wanna raise your kids. I don't even like kids.
"I don't wanna raise your kids. I don't even like kids."
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Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag.
"Yeah, yeah. That's really nice of you, douche bag."
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Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do.
"Everybody, just stay calm. Let them do what they do."
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Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!
"Let the other goalie... That net was wide open!"
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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Plunger.
"Plunger."
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- Can you put the phone by the TV? - No problem. Hold on a second.
"- Can you put the phone by the TV? - No problem. Hold on a second."
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- Dad, what happened? - Tommy.
"- Dad, what happened? - Tommy."
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There was a time in this country when sports were revered.
"There was a time in this country when sports were revered."
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See you, Dad!
"See you, Dad!"
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- Hi, darling. - Hi.
"- Hi, darling. - Hi."
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We'll be celebrating the first Celtics' championship of the 90s.
"We'll be celebrating the first Celtics' championship of the 90s."
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- Excited? - Yeah.
"- Excited? - Yeah."
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Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship.
"Last time you broke up, the Celtics won the championship."
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That thought crossed my mind.
"That thought crossed my mind."
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Not brutally. I held back. I didn't want to hurt the poor kid.
"Not brutally. I held back. I didn't want to hurt the poor kid."
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He had this to say about Tuesday's game.
"He had this to say about Tuesday's game."
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Hey, Ed, here we go!
"Hey, Ed, here we go!"
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- Shall we begin? - Indeed, sir.
"- Shall we begin? - Indeed, sir."
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Go home, Jazz! It's over!
"Go home, Jazz! It's over!"
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Donny and Marie-loving freaks!
"Donny and Marie-loving freaks!"
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Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom!
"Hey, Scott! I hear Manute Bol was banging your mom!"
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before it's going down.
"before it's going down."
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Go!
"Go!"
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Heads up, right side!
"Heads up, right side!"
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Yeah!
"Yeah!"
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- Why don't you try passing the ball? - Worry about your own game.
"- Why don't you try passing the ball? - Worry about your own game."
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Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!
"Celts, Celts, Celts, Celts!"
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I love the Celtics!
"I love the Celtics!"
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What do you want, punk?
"What do you want, punk?"
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I got married. I'm up in New York.
"I got married. I'm up in New York."
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Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap.
"Haven't seen you since '86, when Buckner had that mishap."
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- You guys want to go to Doyle's? - See you there.
"- You guys want to go to Doyle's? - See you there."
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- You still on that Buckner thing? - Yeah. Chris McCarthy!
"- You still on that Buckner thing? - Yeah. Chris McCarthy!"
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- There it is. - You can't stop me!
"- There it is. - You can't stop me!"
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Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house.
"Good thing they're tearing this place down, 'cause I'm wrecking your house."
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Hey, guys.
"Hey, guys."
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- I mean it! Get out of here, now! - Not going.
"- I mean it! Get out of here, now! - Not going."
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Give it.
"Give it."
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Bing! Gotcha!
"Bing! Gotcha!"
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Maybe you two should switch.
"Maybe you two should switch."
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- The Celts are getting killed, Mikey. - They've got to work it to the post.
"- The Celts are getting killed, Mikey. - They've got to work it to the post."
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Switch, switch!
"Switch, switch!"
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Defence!
"Defence!"
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No!
"No!"
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Maybe I shouldn't. I'm starting to see double.
"Maybe I shouldn't. I'm starting to see double."
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- Flaherty Plumbing. - It's Patty and Timmy.
"- Flaherty Plumbing. - It's Patty and Timmy."
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You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott!
"You won't believe who's in here. Lewis Scott!"
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- What? You're pulling my chain. - He just left us a $ 1 00 tip.
"- What? You're pulling my chain. - He just left us a $ 1 00 tip."
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- And he's dancing. What an asshole! - Thanks.
"- And he's dancing. What an asshole! - Thanks."
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I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in.
"I just want to look him in the eye. Cover me. I'm going in."
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Money for nothing and chicks for free, right?
"Money for nothing and chicks for free, right?"
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Your whole team hates you, and so do I.
"Your whole team hates you, and so do I."
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You're just a selfish ball hog, and...
"You're just a selfish ball hog, and..."
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- This is a great party. - It's great here!
"- This is a great party. - It's great here!"
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- Really? This is... - I'm Larry Bird. How are you?
"- Really? This is... - I'm Larry Bird. How are you?"
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- I mean Mike O'Hara. - And...
"- I mean Mike O'Hara. - And..."
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- Yeah, he sucked. - Sucked.
"- Yeah, he sucked. - Sucked."
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- Where are our drinks? - Right away.
"- Where are our drinks? - Right away."
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You pulled a triple-double, 42 points, 20 rebounds, 1 1 assists. What a game!
"You pulled a triple-double, 42 points, 20 rebounds, 1 1 assists. What a game!"
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- That's Lewis Scott, the ass-kicker. - I've still got the ticket.
"- That's Lewis Scott, the ass-kicker. - I've still got the ticket."
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- Get it down! - Right down there!
"- Get it down! - Right down there!"
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The first drink I'm going to make is called...
"The first drink I'm going to make is called..."
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Lewis Scott!
"Lewis Scott!"
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-Jimmy's got one. - This one is called Jimmy's dick.
"-Jimmy's got one. - This one is called Jimmy's dick."
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I'd love to stay and throw up.
"I'd love to stay and throw up."
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I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber.
"I'm not a hero, I'm a plumber."
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Plumber...
"Plumber..."
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Put a Celtics hat on the guy.
"Put a Celtics hat on the guy."
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Oh, man! Wait till the boys see this!
"Oh, man! Wait till the boys see this!"
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-Jeez. He's coming to. -Just relax and enjoy the ride!
"-Jeez. He's coming to. -Just relax and enjoy the ride!"
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Let go of me! You're the two guys at the club.
"Let go of me! You're the two guys at the club."
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I'll tell you what. You take the bad crap and this basketball,
"I'll tell you what. You take the bad crap and this basketball,"
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we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white.
"we'd tie up Cal Ripkin Jr. He's white."
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Then why don't you go get his white ass?
"Then why don't you go get his white ass?"
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..it's sad.
"..it's sad."
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Hi, Mike. What's up?
"Hi, Mike. What's up?"
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Officer, I'm the guy who had his car stolen.
"Officer, I'm the guy who had his car stolen."
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- I wanted to ask you something... - What about my fucking car?
"- I wanted to ask you something... - What about my fucking car?"
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You know, I was thinking... Lewis Scott is killing us.
"You know, I was thinking... Lewis Scott is killing us."
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I hate that guy.
"I hate that guy."
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And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it.
"And I'm crazy enough to do it. I'd do it."
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My team-mates will come looking for me.
"My team-mates will come looking for me."
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You won't shoot me. You don't have the berries.
"You won't shoot me. You don't have the berries."
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That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball.
"That was my 1 986 Bill Buckner ball."
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No! Of course not.
"No! Of course not."
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- Yeah, OK. Give my love to Deb. - See you later.
"- Yeah, OK. Give my love to Deb. - See you later."
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You think Larry Bird has a picture of you,
"You think Larry Bird has a picture of you,"
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your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd?
"your hand down a toilet, wrangling a turd?"
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He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him.
"He doesn't even know you exist, and you met him."
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How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob,
"How about New Year's, when you're sitting here playing with your knob,"
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- You have no identity of your own. - He treats me just fine.
"- You have no identity of your own. - He treats me just fine."
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He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes.
"He wouldn't even let you make the banana pancakes."
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I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you.
"I wouldn't be surprised if he comes back with some hot pants for you."
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I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down,
"I'd like to get him in a room, tie him down,"
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and beat the living snot out of him!
"and beat the living snot out of him!"
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our lives go down in flames and we have nothing to show.
"our lives go down in flames and we have nothing to show."
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It wouldn't be a fair win.
"It wouldn't be a fair win."
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There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book.
"There'd be an asterisk next to it in the record book."
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It would have our names next to it.
"It would have our names next to it."
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Lurch, we're going to run the plays. Do the best you can. That's all I ask.
"Lurch, we're going to run the plays. Do the best you can. That's all I ask."
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I hate my life.
"I hate my life."
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He's going all the way! Oh, yeah!
"He's going all the way! Oh, yeah!"
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You guys are really good at this. You ever think about going pro?
"You guys are really good at this. You ever think about going pro?"
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- Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? - He had that rotator cuff surgery.
"- Big Jim Fulton! How's his shoulder? - He had that rotator cuff surgery."
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