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Clips from Louie (2010) - Pregnant (S02E02)

"Lily got a mango pop and I didn't get one."
Louie (2010)
"Yup."
Louie (2010)
"I don't know even know what that means."
Louie (2010)
"- Why does she get one, and not me? - Cause she's a separate person from you."
Louie (2010)
"You're never gonna get the same things as other people. It's never gonna be equal."
Louie (2010)
"- I get something else yummy. - No, nobody."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, nobody gets anything."
Louie (2010)
"She got something. She got a mango pop."
Louie (2010)
"And you're not particularly lucky."
Louie (2010)
"Maybe later you'll be lucky."
Louie (2010)
"- Maybe... - But it's so not fair!"
Louie (2010)
"You only should be concerned with what somebody else--"
Louie (2010)
"- with... - You are not fair."
Louie (2010)
"is to make sure that they have enough."
Louie (2010)
"You don't look at your neighbour's bowl to see if they have.."
Louie (2010)
"as much as them. You want to just make sure that they are..."
Louie (2010)
"Make sure your sister gets one too."
Louie (2010)
"- Thank you, daddy. - Yeah, you're welcome."
Louie (2010)
"Oh my God!"
Louie (2010)
"God!"
Louie (2010)
"- Where are those little pieces of shit? - Girls!"
Louie (2010)
"- Hello! - Girls!"
Louie (2010)
"- It's your aunt Gretchen. - Oh... my... God."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, I want to kill you both, I hate you so much."
Louie (2010)
"- Dude, I'm fine. - Shut up yourself."
Louie (2010)
"Come on, get in."
Louie (2010)
"- They're sleeping now. - Huh. Wow."
Louie (2010)
"It's 8 o'clock. You're amazing. And good dinner too."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah, well..."
Louie (2010)
"Seriously, Louie. Some of didn't know if you were gonna show up for this."
Louie (2010)
"Well, I get a lot out of it too."
Louie (2010)
"- Yeah. - You know it's not boring, I mean..."
Louie (2010)
"Alright, there are times when I wish that... they weren't alive."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"- Please, don't. - She sucks shit out of a sprinkler."
Louie (2010)
"Listen, I gotta be at peace with her, you know?"
Louie (2010)
"I mean her folks probably say the same shit about me."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sure they do. And F them, and F her."
Louie (2010)
"I had to go to that stupid wedding of yours and pretend. Not anymore."
Louie (2010)
"- Please stop. - Yeah, but kinda keep going, right?"
Louie (2010)
"You had to live with that but I didn't."
Louie (2010)
"So, I get to say that pasty,"
Louie (2010)
"big tittied, black-eyed Guinea bitch can suck my dick."
Louie (2010)
"Oh, wow, daddy, that's harsh."
Louie (2010)
"Okay."
Louie (2010)
"- Maybe. - Maybe?"
Louie (2010)
"- Okay. - No, there is no dad."
Louie (2010)
"Donor number 647."
Louie (2010)
"And after we lost the last one..."
Louie (2010)
"I am sorry."
Louie (2010)
"When we lost the last one..."
Louie (2010)
"We just went through too much."
Louie (2010)
"You know I'm in my 40s. I'm fatter than shit."
Louie (2010)
"I don't want a man, I wanna be a mom."
Louie (2010)
"Yeah."
Louie (2010)
"- You're going to be an uncle. - Good, man."
Louie (2010)
"When you get divorced, you don't get divorced right on time."
Louie (2010)
"Nobody gets divorced right,"
Louie (2010)
"perfect. It just went bah, just now! Let's stop."
Louie (2010)
"That's not what happens."
Louie (2010)
"You get divorced after being in a... just a shit"
Louie (2010)
"And you were only aware of it for one"
Louie (2010)
"because... by the way I know you're all getting quiet and sad."
Louie (2010)
"It's not... It's not..."
Louie (2010)
"I'm not saying don't get married. By the way: go ahead and get married."
Louie (2010)
"And raise your kids properly in two well-adjusted happy homes."
Louie (2010)
"What can be better than that?"
Louie (2010)
"Would you rather grow up in a home full of just gnarly [beep]."
Louie (2010)
"You know, like an unbroken chain of shitty marriages."
Louie (2010)
"And they're all like weigh on this one little child's head. This big."
Louie (2010)
"And the parent and the kids like..."
Louie (2010)
"And the kid carries it through their life,"
Louie (2010)
"until he finds someone else to give him the half of it."
Louie (2010)
"...to go let his kid be in two houses full of people"
Louie (2010)
"that are just [bleep] and having fun."
Louie (2010)
"And not yelling at each other."
Louie (2010)
"Ahh."
Louie (2010)
"Louie!"
Louie (2010)
"You're having a baby right now?"
Louie (2010)
"No, it hurts in a different kinda hurt."
Louie (2010)
"Oh no. Get me to the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"- I'm calling 911. - No, no, get me to a hospital!"
Louie (2010)
"Alright, just a second."
Louie (2010)
"- Get me to the hospital. - Who's knocking at"
Louie (2010)
"What?"
Louie (2010)
"- Who are you? - We are neighbours from across the hall."
Louie (2010)
"We heard screaming."
Louie (2010)
"I'm sorry, we're having a pregnant emergency right now."
Louie (2010)
"No, friend, you misunderstand. We didn't come to complain, we came because someone's hurt."
Louie (2010)
"- We came to help. To help you. - No, thank you very much."
Louie (2010)
"Think. Take a breath. Thinking will help. Hyperventilating will not."
Louie (2010)
"Tell me your situation."
Louie (2010)
"Why she's screaming? We don't think you're hurting her, but tell me what's going on."
Louie (2010)
"Okay, okay, okay."
Louie (2010)
"It's okay."
Louie (2010)
"My sister's pregnant, and she's having a bad pain."
Louie (2010)
"And I'm alone with her, but I have my kids here. I don't know what--"
Louie (2010)
"It's okay. Peter will stay with the children, you and I will take your sister to the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"- No, no, no. - Friend."
Louie (2010)
"We are your neighbours. If we steal your kids,"
Louie (2010)
"just come knock on the door, and we'll give them back."
Louie (2010)
"Peter is a born mother. You need help getting her to the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"- 911 is for shit. - Such assholes."
Louie (2010)
"Brother."
Louie (2010)
"because you're awkward with strangers."
Louie (2010)
"Let's go."
Louie (2010)
"Okay. We're going to the hospital."
Louie (2010)
"Do they have any food allergies?"
Louie (2010)
"What? No!"
Louie (2010)
"Take her please. Take her."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you!"
Louie (2010)
"Help!"
Louie (2010)
"Help now! Help!"
Louie (2010)
"I'm fine."
Louie (2010)
"Thank you very much, I'm sorry."
Louie (2010)
"Dude."
Louie (2010)
"So, you going to be OK?"
Louie (2010)
"Well we should do that sometime."
Louie (2010)
"Yes? Yes?"
Louie (2010)
"I know it was just a fart, but..."
Louie (2010)
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