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Clips from Dr. Ken - Ken Helps Pat (S01E01)

"You leaving the yacht?"
Dr. Ken
"Not a yacht!"
Dr. Ken
"we each got assigned a different Scarlett Johansson movie,"
Dr. Ken
"but I said no."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, yeah. Madison got her period."
Dr. Ken
"See ya, Klompers!"
Dr. Ken
"Bye!"
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Klompers, your shoe's unvelcro'd!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"That was not friendly. That was taunting."
Dr. Ken
"Excuse me, boys."
Dr. Ken
"Dave might be okay with being called Klompers,"
Dr. Ken
"Is it you?"
Dr. Ken
"I feel like it's you."
Dr. Ken
"And from now on, you will call him Dave,"
Dr. Ken
"and you will call me Mrs. Pork. Got it?"
Dr. Ken
"Why is that funny?"
Dr. Ken
"Mrs. Park."
Dr. Ken
"Sure thing, Mrs. Pork."
Dr. Ken
"Bye, Mrs. Pork."
Dr. Ken
"Could've just thrown money at it."
Dr. Ken
"The mall walkers are having"
Dr. Ken
"an après-walk pretzel at Wetzel's!"
Dr. Ken
"I couldn't stand the thought of my friends working"
Dr. Ken
"while I wasn't, so..."
Dr. Ken
"You are... you know, just when I... I can't even..."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, bring it in, my healers."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"And... release."
Dr. Ken
"before I knew you were supporting us like this,"
Dr. Ken
"I took your computer mouse and I..."
Dr. Ken
"Cool."
Dr. Ken
"- Are you serious? - Shut up."
Dr. Ken
"Where are they?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's in my car."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Mr. Ken, I brought the Jewish donuts you asked for."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, okay, thank you, Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"What? So, I guess I'm a tiny bit out of touch."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Dr. Ken you believe how out of touch I've become ♪"
Dr. Ken
"It's a good song."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry."
Dr. Ken
"What up, master P’s?"
Dr. Ken
"Bad news: Another family member has acquired a nickname."
Dr. Ken
"No, I already had a nickname Klompers, remember?"
Dr. Ken
"But they're calling me Dave again,"
Dr. Ken
"so that's on the up and up."
Dr. Ken
"I think we've all learned that nicknames are stupid,"
Dr. Ken
"Unfortunately, the price has now skyrocketed to..."
Dr. Ken
"- I've got $40. - Deal."
Dr. Ken
"It's Dwayne's suede by Dwayne Wade"
Dr. Ken
"Good news, bad news..."
Dr. Ken
"It's the Jewish Sabbath!"
Dr. Ken
"Not you, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna take the rest of the day off to lounge on my yacht,"
Dr. Ken
"the SS I have a yacht and you don't."
Dr. Ken
"What happened to you, little man?"
Dr. Ken
"and now I got a decent parking spot"
Dr. Ken
"Well, they used to eat in the cafeteria,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm out of control. Help me."
Dr. Ken
""A," we don't have to explain ourselves to you."
Dr. Ken
"that Dave has a new nickname at school."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"You march up to whoever is calling you Klompers"
Dr. Ken
"He should absolutely not take that nickname."
Dr. Ken
""I love it when we garden.""
Dr. Ken
"Well, the idea of that,"
Dr. Ken
"That's literally the last thing I'd ever want to do!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, Ken."
Dr. Ken
"That."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Dave wasn't supposed to tell you I said that."
Dr. Ken
"Like Glue Boy, from the time he ate all that glue."
Dr. Ken
"Besides, bae, he's in the conversation."
Dr. Ken
"I have a patient who was nicknamed Julia Louis Doofus"
Dr. Ken
"when she was a kid because when she got nervous,"
Dr. Ken
"All right, just under the buzzer, yeah."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"of my at times turbulent marriage,"
Dr. Ken
"full of hot metal..."
Dr. Ken
"No, quite the opposite."
Dr. Ken
"I know it's crazy. What do I do?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank God."
Dr. Ken
"But?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank God."
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Mom."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, God, it's happening again."
Dr. Ken
"I meant "park", okay?"
Dr. Ken
"I'm-a just get you a new one."
Dr. Ken
"I've arranged for all of you to park in the valet lot."
Dr. Ken
"And I brought bagels."
Dr. Ken
"What?!"
Dr. Ken
"A good song."
Dr. Ken
"- Dave, sandwich? - Ah!"
Dr. Ken
"Thank you, Juan-Julio."
Dr. Ken
"He's got to learn to stand up for himself."
Dr. Ken
"I didn't want to give that speech anyway."
Dr. Ken
"No. Saturdays are happening."
Dr. Ken
"This is great, man."
Dr. Ken
"But this is by far the weirdest."
Dr. Ken
"What? That's crazy."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no."
Dr. Ken
"To increase productivity,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm still the same Kenny from the block."
Dr. Ken
"I demand it!"
Dr. Ken
"What? Oh, no, sorry. I'm on with my wife."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, thank God."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, I think I've got everything"
Dr. Ken
"Are you kidding me with this rain?"
Dr. Ken
"I realized it when the car kept locking,"
Dr. Ken
"No, Dave's just my regular name."
Dr. Ken
"♪ Whoa, Dr. Ken you believe how out of touch I've become ♪"
Dr. Ken
"So now they eat in their cars."
Dr. Ken
"but there are way worse nicknames"
Dr. Ken
"Like."
Dr. Ken
"And to you, sir."
Dr. Ken
"Then I need to rest."
Dr. Ken
"Ah!"
Dr. Ken
"but now there's this whole vermin situation."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, I am an out-of-touch jerk."
Dr. Ken
"- Sorry... my wife. - Oh."
Dr. Ken
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