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Clips from Night Court - Welcome Back, Momma (S01E01)

"Harry."
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"I'm your mother."
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"Oh."
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"Pleased to meet you."
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"- Harry. - Did you catch..."
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"- He had this talking bird on... - Harry!"
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"- What? - That woman out there."
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"Could she really be your mother?"
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"Dad never talked about her and frankly, after he died, I never thought much about her."
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"...what she was doing, whether she was dead or alive?"
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"Honestly, I never thought about it."
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"I mean, when I was a kid growing up..."
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"...Mother's Day didn't mean anything more to me than Groundhog's Day."
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"Never had one of those, either."
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"...to buy food for those bathing beauties?"
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"- Sure. How are they getting along? - Well, as far as I can tell..."
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"...on looks alone."
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"I just hope they know that at 30..."
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"...the party's over."
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"This is Houston Street."
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"Here's Third."
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""Dan's apartment.""
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"Yes! Dan's apartment."
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"Good."
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"Hello."
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"My name's Bull."
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"Bull. You know, like the animal?"
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"Bull. Like this."
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"Bull."
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"- You've got to talk to her. That's a given. - How does this look?"
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"It would look better if they were lighted, wouldn't it?"
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"...and you're emotionally upset."
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"- I am not upset! - Why don't I make you a nice cup of tea..."
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"...to calm you down? - I don't want any tea."
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"- I've got your favorite, cherry Kool-Aid! - Lana!"
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"Okay, okay."
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"Maybe you're right. I mean, some woman waltzes in here with strange claims."
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"I mean, that's no reason for us to jump to any definite conclusions."
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"Your Honor? My client would like to have a few minutes with you, if possible."
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"...l've got things to..."
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"...collate."
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"Talk with your head..."
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"...but listen with your heart."
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"We have no idea why he killed himself."
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"Miss Brandon, have a seat."
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"Thanks, Harry."
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"So..."
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"- I know what you're thinking. - No, I don't think you do."
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"Well..."
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"...here it is in a nutshell:"
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"When I had you, I was young."
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"I couldn't handle anything then."
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"- Miss Brandon... - What I'm trying to say is..."
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"...I wasn't well. Emotionally, that is."
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"I mean, let's face it."
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"Anybody who would leave their child can't be emotionally well, can she?"
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"Miss Brandon, you're upset, and maybe you're a little mixed-up."
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"All you've done is broken a window. It's not that serious."
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"Miss Brandon, lots of little boys had little red wagons."
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"And you used to take your dog Oliver for rides in it."
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"- That's true. - Oh, you loved animals then."
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"Oh, I don't want anything, Harry."
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"...that your mother loves you."
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"Miss Brandon."
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"Let's talk."
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"And it's shaped like a little star."
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"I bet Harry could just die!"
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"- Have you seen it? - Why, no."
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"Now, just give this piece of paper to the cabby."
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"And tell him to take you there."
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"I assure you there will be no funny business..."
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"...if you don't want any."
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"Now, this is just an offer to help you..."
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"...until you can get back home."
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"Well, so you did."
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"...his hair was dark like his Uncle Otto."
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"And this is Dan's apartment."
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"I understand you're diverting yourself. I mean, it's very hard to handle..."
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"- I'm not upset. - Oh, yes, you are."
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"Hi, Mom."
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"Well, if you'll all excuse me..."
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"Your Honor."
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"- He sounds like a wise man. - Yeah."
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"Very young."
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"Yeah. In fact, there was this bird on The Merv Griffin Show..."
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"I don't want anything from you."
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"Uncle Otto. How many thumbs did he have?"
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"...to the spirit of easing international..."
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"Story here about a man who ate nothing but seaweed for three years."
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"I've got this blurry 30-year-old photograph. Could be her."
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"But what do I know?"
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"Oh, Liz told me about the store owner..."
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"...or a sanitarium or something."
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"- They're allowed visitors. - So how come I never see you there?"
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"Mom, can we not go into this now, please?"
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"I don't understand a word you're saying."
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"I'm going to sentence you for contempt of court."
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"The man at the pet store told me I overfed them, though."
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"Oh, Ma."
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"Hi."
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"I admit that it's possible that she's not your mother..."
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""Good.""
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"Well, I've taken up enough of your time."
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"And if you can't see that now..."
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"Can I show you something in a bubble-gum cigar?"
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"Nobody was there when we called, but they will be and she'll be taken there."
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"Would you tell her that? No, go ahead. Tell her that."
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"Are you all right?"
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"It is the sentence of this court that you be held in contempt and jailed..."
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"I don't think so."
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"Can you say "Dan"?"
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"I like your dress."
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"No, no, no. Not a cow."
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"I couldn't handle it. I wasn't ready for it."
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