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Clips from Hot in Cleveland - Tornado (S01E01)

"Oh, why pretend?"
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"It's a booty call."
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"Do people still say that?"
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"People do, but I'm not sure Joy should."
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"Oh, yeah, the one with no long-term potential."
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"is the short term."
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"I don't mean to be crude,"
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"but I really need a good rogering."
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"In this weather?"
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"Oh, would you relax?"
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"Elka says tornadoes never hit Cleveland."
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"She also said Lebron wouldn't leave."
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"who hasn't gotten lucky."
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"I've dated the guy I thought was my son"
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"and the guy I thought was a murderer."
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"So what do you know about this guy?"
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"Nothing! And that's the beauty of it."
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"between 12:00 and 1:00."
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"I've clocked it."
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"because if this tornado gets any worse,"
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"I want to be able to get a hold of you."
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"Fine."
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"Her clothes are gonna fly right off!"
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"That's the plan!"
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"What is all this stuff?"
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"Wow."
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"Is that a tiara?"
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"Who are you?"
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"the last surviving member of the Romanov dynasty."
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"You are?"
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"Is all of this yours?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"And now I'm going to have to kill you!"
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"How could that be?"
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"It takes you 20 minutes to walk to our mailbox."
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"It's not mine. It's my husband's."
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"But I thought you told us your husband was an accountant?"
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"He was."
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"But... after he died,"
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"I discovered he was also a fence for the mob."
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"Wow, and you never knew?"
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"Well, he never let me in here."
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"Oh, I was so relieved."
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"turn all this stuff into the cops?"
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"And ruin my husband's good name?"
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"You know, holding on to all of this stuff"
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"I mean, you could go to jail."
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"Well, there's that too."
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"So are we the only people who have seen this?"
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"Well, there was one time..."
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"What you have here, Mrs. Smith,"
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"is a genuine Faberge egg."
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"Oh, what?"
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"I couldn't resist. I love that show."
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"I use a mixture of herbs and such"
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"for a special polish polish."
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"Oh, my God."
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"This is what smells like pot."
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"This is why you always smell like pot."
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"Why didn't you tell me?"
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"It was fun messing with you."
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"Victoria,"
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"do you have a pill that can help with this situation?"
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"To share?"
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"I have some potato whisky right here."
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"Grab some Roman goblets."
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"Here, make mine a double."
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"Ohh, I cannot believe that I'm trapped down here."
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"and cannot get to the daytime Emmy awards"
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"to receive her public lauding from her peers"
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"after being overlooked for such a long time..."
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"Listen, even if you can't be there"
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"to get the award, you could still win."
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"Oh, but what's the point,"
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"I'm sorry, forget about the Emmy."
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"Let's put the tiara on."
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"I needed cheering up."
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"Something kind of big happened today."
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"She had sex with a stranger."
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"I'd be happy to insult you back,"
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"but I'm still kind of on edge."
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"Joy, what happened?"
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"It started off great."
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"I was feeling so liberated."
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"Since I knew there was no future in the relationship,"
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"Would you like a back massage or... whatnot?"
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"I just want to do it."
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"in between rounds."
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"but it wasn't turning me off."
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"I like funyuns."
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"It's probably just my friend Melanie."
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"She available for round two?"
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"I'm sorry, she's kind of freaked out about the weather."
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"Maybe don't talk."
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"The message isn't from my friend."
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"It's from my son."
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"Is that the son you put up for adoption?"
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"You never know with you."
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"gave him my information."
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"That's amazing."
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"Well, the nooner thought differently."
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"Not well enough to use confidently."
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"No, you don't understand, da... fra..."
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"See, I gave him up for adoption,"
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"and this is the first time I've heard from him, ever."
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"Just kind of emotional right now."
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"Oh, great."
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"See, a million years ago,"
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"my boyfriend and I were in a little hotel room,"
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"just like this one."
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"gets pregnant the first time out."
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"Listen... I love sex,"
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"My mom's place doesn't have any room for kids, so..."
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"I don't need sex with you."
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"I have my son."
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"You said that?"
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"Oh, you know what I meant."
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"Well, what did you end up writing back to your son?"
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"Nothing."
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"The storm knocked out all of the reception."
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