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Clips from NewsRadio - Daydream (S03E03)

"Oh..."
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"Oh, it's nothing. It's just..."
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"JOE: Beth?"
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"What? Oh. Okay. Cool."
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"Fone Bone's Follies, as you requested."
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"I didn't want you to actually put this crap on the radio!"
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"Well, I-I..."
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"When the big man comes at the small man--"
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"What?"
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"It's just me."
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"Oh, that's it."
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"Six thousand and twenty."
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"Hey, Dave, what-- What'd the Dow close at today?"
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"Six thousand and thirty."
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"Six thousand and thirty? Mm-Hm."
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"BETH: Was anybody else"
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"having really weird daydreams today?"
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"Lisa. Home."
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"Give you any trouble?"
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"Why's it so hot in here?"
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"Oh, the thermostat's broken,"
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"Yeah, he's probably rewired it"
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"so it's getting the Playboy Channel by now."
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"Our ratings suck."
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"Well, no, no, I wouldn't say that."
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"Then what would you say?"
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"Well, I would say that, you know,"
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"due to the idiosyncracies of the current economic climate"
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"Iced coffee."
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"[BETH GIGGLES]"
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"Oh. Guess I left them in the freezer too long."
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"I'm sorry. Oh, sorry, guys."
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"I know. It's hot. It's just I don't think"
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"it's the heat so much as the fact"
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"You never saw a scary movie? No."
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"My parents let me watch The Wizard of Oz"
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"when I was 5, and it gave me nightmares."
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"No, Dorothy."
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"that a house was gonna fall out of the sky"
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"and crush me and that some farm girl"
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"was gonna come along and steal my flashy red shoes."
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"Come on, Beth. Come here. Huh?"
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"Come here. Come on. It's okay."
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"Dave, I'm so hot."
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"Dave, remember when I hired you, I promised I'd never tinker"
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"with your creative decisions?"
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"Damn! I was hopin' you'd forget that because"
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"Aw. Ah! Oops. Sorry."
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"Matthew, we're a little busy right now."
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"Got the perfect way to beat the heat."
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"Take your shoes off. You soak 'em in water."
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"and... they feel great."
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"Yeah. That's the point. Why?"
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"Oh."
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"Ah... All right, I know it's hard to concentrate"
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"with this heat."
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"JOE: I'm workin' on it."
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"Joe is working on it."
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"so, uh..."
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"Look, is anybody listening to me?"
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"What?"
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"Because our ratings are terrible in drivetime,"
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"Mr. James has decided to replace the hour of news"
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"Well, as long as our ratings are good."
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"to change the schedule."
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"Dave, if you're gonna change the drivetime schedule,"
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"During drivetime, instead of news and traffic,"
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"we will be airing Fone Bone's Follies."
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"Could we wrap this up? It's almost drivetime,"
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"and unless someone's changed the schedule,"
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"Bill and I have to go do news and traffic."
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"At drivetime, we will be airing"
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"Fone Bone's Follies."
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"No news and traffic?"
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"with the best idea to improve our drivetime ratings"
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"All right, let's meet back here in an hour with some ideas."
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"JOE: I'm workin' on it."
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"Okay, so now you're just letting"
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"Mr. James change the schedule whenever he wants?"
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"Well, because the only way to teach him this lesson"
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"is to let him have whatever he wants"
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"No. I think that the only way"
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"is to just tell him that--"
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"No. No, no, no, no."
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"You see, it's-- It's like in judo."
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"When the big man comes at the small man"
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"who steps aside."
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"Then...?"
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"Then... Then what?"
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"What is--? What? Never mind."
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"You know, this is how it starts."
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"and then they tinker with that,"
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"and before you know it you are broadcasting live"
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"from some spring break bikini beach party,"
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"Oh, Bill..."
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"[♪]"
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"My entire life up till now has been merely prelude"
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"to this wonderful moment."
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"But we mustn't."
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"My temptation must not be denied."
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"Pure animal lust with no emotional ramifications"
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"Bill, are you listening to me?"
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"Winning the lottery. Mm."
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"I don't know."
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"Joe,"
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"Yeah, I almost got it fixed, Dave."
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"I am a specialist."
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"[REMOTE BEEPS] You were saying, Dave?"
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"and everything else than I do."
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"Hm. Thanks, chief."
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"mechanical and human alike."
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"Can you get me a soda?"
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"Huh? Oh. Um. I'm fixin' it, all right?"
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"You're just sittin' on your toolbox, staring into space."
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"Now, just please focus."
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"Hey, could you get me a soda?"
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"Get your own soda."
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"More like F.D. aren't."
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"WOMAN: Fone Bone, you're a maroon."
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"[WHISTLE NOISE]"
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