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Clips from Will & Grace (1998) - The Truth About Will & Dogs (S01E01)

"So far, I only know phalanges,"
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"3:00 tomorrow."
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"And I don't want you massaging anyone else."
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"- Don't hate me. - Don't talk to me."
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"- I have to talk to you. - I have to hate you."
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"How long are you gonna stay mad at me?"
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"Did I or did I not get you the lowest possible price?"
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"Here is the new purchase price agreement"
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"Now, if I can just get a signature."
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"It's okay, Grace. You can sign it."
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"This was supposed to be easy, and fun,"
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"Iike the TV Guide crossword puzzle. Who are they kidding?"
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""Close Encounter of the blank Kind"?"
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"and put on your business bonnet."
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"- Why don't you do that? - I can't come back another time."
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"You know what the funny part is?"
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"There is no funny part."
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"My life is so unfunny, Mr. Hutt,"
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"it's not even--"
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"My life is already a mess."
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"I'm still renting an apartment, I don't have a driver's license,"
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"I'm not married, I live with a gay guy--"
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"Do I look like a ma'am?"
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"Miss Adler, I'm so sorry. I had no idea."
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"No, Mr. Hutt, I'm sorry."
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"Grace, you may--"
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"Miss Adler, it's not much,"
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"but perhaps I could lower the price a bit more."
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"Think about it."
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"All right?"
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"I guess you'll just have to touch me dirty."
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"Blow."
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"Stop it! It's over!"
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"You want to go back to serving shrimp puffs"
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"at museum fundraisers?"
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"and when I come back, we're just gonna do it!"
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"No!"
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"We don't talk, there's no emotion."
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"- I have a pink five. - Oo-ooh."
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"I guess then you'll have to mortgage"
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"that little tenement on skid row. Sucks for you."
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"Stick to Candyland, girlie."
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"What is it with you?"
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"Mine only had four letters in it, but yeah."
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"on the 18th hole"
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"except maybe Billy?"
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"don't tell me that you're gonna pull out the gay card."
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"out the gay card, I'm pulling out the girl card,"
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"Okay, I'm not losing this. I will call Jill,"
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"That's a good move, because I happen to know a differently-abled"
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"what's this?"
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"Okay. Seems like a decent deal."
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"Okay, okay, okay, let's go."
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"I love people, as long as they're not hairy."
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"or have the dreaded "backne.""
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"Backne."
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"Jack, I don't need a masseur."
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"All right, I guess we're ready."
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"Ah, yes. "Lower back pain."
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"and the-- the-- that's all folks!"
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"First of all, there was no other buyer, was there?"
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"Please."
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"and the jabs. You go, boy."
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"I've been waiting for those hands all day."
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"I was doing what you asked me to do."
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"If you prick me, I bleed, and right now,"
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"I am bleeding because of a particularly unforgivable prick."
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"ma'am!""
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"I didn't bring it."
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"So I'm going in there, and take off my clothes,"
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"or closes a deal over brewskis at Billy's Topless."
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"- It is a lot harder for a gay man-- - Because if you're pulling"
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"Or smelly,"
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"Hey, you know, I have told her about this."
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"and I will be your massage therapist.""
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"That means you're holding onto something.""
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"I wanna know more about what you think is fair."
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"- It was just business. - No, it is good business."
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"I took an oath in front of God, and my mother!"
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"Don't make me get my friend Joni over here."
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"Do you think I'm a good businesswoman?"
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"I'm acting like a straight guy, and it's making me sick."
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"And I was in Bloomingdales this morning waiting on line"
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"and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable."
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"Big news!"
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"and hate me at a more appropriate time,"
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"to buy wrinkle cream, and this..."
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"I'm tired of being just a pair of hands to you, Karen."
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"Don't buy the place if it's gonna make you feel like this."
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"That's like a tchotchke on the coffee table"
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"- I want to hear you say the words. - Come on, Grace."
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"I have the chance to buy my studio."
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"Boy, you didn't even have to search for those insults."
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"You naughty, naughty."
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""Are there any specific areas that are troubling you?""
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"I don't think you know Grace at all."
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"my African-American, bi-curious, dyslexic--"
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"transsexual with split ends, and that beats the house, mister."
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"- Smelly. - Hairy."
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"Wait a minute. You didn't sign anything?"
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"I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands."
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"Insert laugh here."
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"I just don't want to do it."
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"To me..."
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"I'm not even that crazy about massages in the first place, honey."
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"I got him to knock off 5%. Sucka!"
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"and that Princess Anne with her horse teeth."
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"Honey, I don't want to hear it!"
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"Grace? Time to take off your exposed nerve hat,"
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"Grace?"
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"Yeah, love and light. Got it."
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"I think I can fix this thing with your landlord,"
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"Wait a minute. Why go there? It's negative."
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"Just went--"
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"Oh, do I love doing that."
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"- I'm not signing anything. - Grace, please sign it."
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"I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it."
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"Is that a five? Allow me."
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"It's the way I have to do it."
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