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Clips from Nathan for You - Pet Store; Maid Service (S02E02)

"They told me how to engage with my audience more."
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"We manufacture most of them in this building, yes."
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"And they also had some fashion tips to make me more relatable."
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"I think a V-Neck would go well with you."
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"was that it was hard for the group to stay focused"
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"while we were mobile."
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"- Whoa! - Ohh..."
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"by bolting down the tables and strapping them in"
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"while the truck was moving."
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"to become more in line with their tastes,"
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"and a more likable me was starting to take shape."
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"Oh, there we go."
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"We also do facial and head, too."
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"The group was absolutely loving who I was now."
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"- plain water? - Just the water, just clean,"
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"- pure-- just water, yes. - Just water."
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"Wow. That's so interesting."
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"- There you go. - Good! Good."
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"And even though I was still getting used to it,"
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"it seemed like I had become a better version of me."
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"And we'll see that in a bit."
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"But first..."
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"Having a professional maid come to your home"
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"Oh, you wanna clean in here now?"
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"Okay. (laughs)"
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"And after some small talk, we got down to business."
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"A lot of people just want two people there for two hours,"
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"and they usually can do a general cleaning of things."
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"So one maid takes four hours."
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"Two maids takes two hours."
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"40 maids could clean a house in six minutes."
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"Yes."
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"she could do in a day, but her customers would likely pay"
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"a spotless home in the time it takes"
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"to go out and grab a cup of coffee."
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"The plan: For The Help to offer the fastest clean in the country"
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"Well, if a customer, I mean, asked for that--"
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"if they want 20 people, 40 people in their house,"
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"I could provide it because I have the teams."
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"a turbo-clean or anything like that."
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"No one knows to ask for something"
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"It just-- I don't know how it would work."
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"Candy was intrigued,"
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"I first needed to do a test."
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"Do you know that measurements of this room?"
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"and mapped out a detailed floor plan of the inside of his house."
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"Oh, is there something?"
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"stepped in dog shit outside and brought it in here, so..."
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"So I guess they'll get that, too, then."
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"And I parked it at a central location"
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"Candy was able to assemble the 40 we needed from her roster."
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"the team leaders assigned each individual maid a specific task."
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"And after all the maids loaded onto the bus,"
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"Candy had to head back to the office."
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"So it was all up to me to make this work."
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"Knowing that this would have to be executed like clockwork,"
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"had her individual role down pat."
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"What's your job?"
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"I'm doing the mopping under the b-- the, uh, bed."
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"You seem a bit unsure, so I just--"
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"You can't be second-guessing when we're in there."
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"- The sink? - Mm-hm. Yeah."
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"There was nothing more I could do to prepare them now."
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"Okay. Now?"
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"was in the hands of a bus full of maids."
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"All right. Ready, go!"
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"Go, go, go."
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"Faster. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Pick up the pace."
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"Hurry in."
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"Oh, yeah. This is amazing."
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"L.A. Is a really tough town (laughing)"
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"to meet good people."
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"Um, well, you know, we were pretty serious"
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"Yadda, yadda, yadda."
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"Realistically, it hasn't looked this good since I moved in."
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"And this place was dirty, too, I mean..."
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"Yeah. It looked terrible."
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"All right, guys."
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"We didn't hit our six minutes exactly."
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"We were 8 minutes and 16 seconds."
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"Regardless, Jim was very happy with his clean."
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"He's such a great guy for hosting you, huh?"
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"And, uh... he's single..."
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"Ladies? I don't know if you're rested in any of them."
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"- Thank you. - If you're lucky,"
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"(clears throat)"
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"And the next day, I returned to see if Candy"
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"to see how they get there at the same time."
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"But I think the cleaning itself, I mean, seems like it's doable."
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"Other tasks, other opportunities."
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"Yeah, yeah. W-whatever."
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"- I guess. - Mm-hmm."
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"What are you doing... later tonight?"
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"I'm gonna go have, I guess, a late snack or something."
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"Oh, yeah? Alone or..."
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"With my husband."
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"With your husband."
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"That's sweet."
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"- Yeah. - Uh..."
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"- Okay, well... - That's cool."
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"♪ ♪"
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"(whistles)"
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"a private investigator named Brian Wolfe"
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"I was able to transform into a more likable person."
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"So for my final test, I visited Brian at his home"
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"to see what he thought of the new me."
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"Before I go in tonight to talk to Brian,"
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"- Is all the... outfit? - You look good."
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"You're dressed, again-- it fits you perfect,"
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"the V-Neck and the blazer."
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"This is you. Be proud of who you are."
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"Brian."
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"Nathan. How you doing? How you been?"
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"I want to tell you something, Brian."
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"Last time I was here, I was a little nervous."
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"Okay."
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"And I wasn't really being myself."
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"So I thought we could do this again."
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"- Okay. - And this time,"
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