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Clips from Shameless - Father Frank, Full of Grace (S01E01)

"We'll just make sure to double-bag his itsy-bitsy johnson first."
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"One more person deserting them."
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"I've got a job offer, you know? I could start bringing in some steady cash."
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"That's the Sophie's choice you're agonizing over?"
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"That by day three or four, Carl will be saying, Fiona who? when you call?"
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"Sweetie, you are too easy on them."
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"Getting pretty good at that, huh?"
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"Fucking fathers, huh?"
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"No, I am."
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"...the moon orbiting the Earth."
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"For those of you who were solving world peace or doing brain surgery..."
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"...or whatever you were doing, this is what happened last week on Shameless."
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"Did you tell her, Jimmy? Family, dropped out of med school, different name?"
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"- I remember you from the neighborhood. - I like you, Fiona. You're dirty."
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"We'll find you another skanky girl. Guess what car got reported stolen."
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"- I think he suspects something. - No, he's just jealous. I'm careful."
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"- Up to you. Turn yourself in. - What's the second choice?"
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"- Well, Steve... - My brothers were just arrested."
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"- My daddy and I went to a purity ball. - Show up, confess your transgressions."
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"I'm just glad that my dad's not around anymore to call me a whore!"
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"No lattes or anything, but they did have hot chocolate for Debbie."
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"- When can I see them? - If Lip's not charged as an adult..."
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"...you can see them in court tomorrow. - Charged as an adult?"
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"He's 17. They may charge him with felony grand theft auto."
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"- If they didn't steal it... - They didn't!"
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"They have to tell the detectives who gave them the car and agree to testify."
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"I get convicted, I can't enlist."
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"Good. I was planning on knee-capping you in your sleep..."
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"...to keep you out of Kandahar anyway."
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"Isn't that where Todd lggulden's brother lost a foot?"
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"Yeah."
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"And a handicapped placard to hang from the mirror of his mom's Civic."
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"No relation to our favorite overnight guest, Frank, I hope."
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"And this is your first felony bust?"
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"Getting a late start for a Gallagher, aren't you?"
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"And Ian."
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"- Another Frank progeny? - Afraid so."
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"You always let your brother speak for you?"
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"I can talk."
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"Come on, Ian."
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"Just said last call, Frank."
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"So there's still time."
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"Rot-gut, cheapest stuff you got in the house."
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"...you happen to know the age of consent in Illinois?"
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"It's me. Leave a message."
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"Steve, Lip and Ian have just been arrested driving a stolen car."
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"Did they get it from you?"
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"Where the fuck are you?"
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"What were you, the puck? Hey, where's my Cayenne?"
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"You were supposed to be delivering it yourself."
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"Beeler needs it in the container before the ship leaves."
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"Yeah. Don't worry about it."
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"It's almost 1. I gotta get going before Hal decides I'm having another affair."
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"Let me drive you home. You can get some sleep."
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"And then come back first thing in the morning."
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"You want me to take Debbie? She could sleep at our house tonight."
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"I wanna stay with Fiona."
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"I saw you from the window."
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"Are you cold?"
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"I'm up to 13."
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"Come on, sweet man."
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"Jail? Why didn't you call me?"
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"- Jasmine was there. - Who?"
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"One of the moms from Deb's school."
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"She was there when the cops called. Gave us a ride."
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"Gave them a public defender for their first court appearance."
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"Fuck that. We need a real one, not some just-out-of-law-school..."
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"...liberal do-gooder with a 2000-ghetto-kid caseload."
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"She's right. My husband's public defender..."
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"...never met Clyde before the arraignment..."
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"...then suggested he plead guilty to child molestation and sexual abuse."
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"What about Dickie Day? He helped Marty with that arson thing."
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"Marty got six years."
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"Well, Tony says the judge might just release Ian to me."
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"- I mean, he doesn't have priors. - But what about Lip?"
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"They might charge him as an adult. He's had scrapes with the cops."
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"But no felonies, though."
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"Stolen Porsche, you said?"
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"Still no Steve?"
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"- Gallagher? And has bail been set yet? - Turk, take 12-36, man."
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"Trashed the back end. Ha, ha."
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"No bail. Haven't been arraigned yet."
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"Probably make it into court today or tomorrow."
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"After everything she's been through with her father."
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"The humiliation and rejection."
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"I'm just so worried that she's gonna make some terrible mistake..."
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"...that she regrets the rest of her life."
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"Hi, sweetie. How did you sleep?"
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"Karen, sweetie, do you wanna have some breakfast?"
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"- More cookies to sell? - Is Jimmy here?"
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"He's back in school in Michigan."
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"No."
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"He's living 96 blocks away on the South Side..."
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"Look, there's no easy way to say this..."
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"It's my boy."
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"Lip. I'm sorry. I can't do it to him."
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"You and me. I mean, it was amazing. Earth-shattering."
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"The world turned on its axis and all of that."
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"It was for me too."
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"And... But I'm..."
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"I'll still be there for you, of course."
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"...or the toilet needs plunging."
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"A man has to be able to look his son in the eye."
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"A man has to have the courage to fight the things in his nature that..."
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"You understand, his passions, his needs and desires."
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"Well, okay. There. I've said it."
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"You go back to Lip. I'll go back to your mother."
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"Good. Good."
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"Get yourself something nice."
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"Your Cayenne."
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"- What? - I need my end."
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"- Yeah... All right, I got a job. - Not interested."
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"Bring me two Lexuses. Black if possible, 450-LSs."
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"But there's only 3 grand in here."
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"Bring me the 450s. I'll give you 10 next week."
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"I'm not gonna be here next week, not gonna be here tomorrow."
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"All right. Come back tonight. I'll give you the 10 grand."
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"- What? - Hold on to my money."
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"- Detective. - Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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