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Clips from Ocean's Twelve

Movies 2004 125 min ★ 6.5/10 (443,872 ratings) 1,436 clips
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Credits

- How'd it go? - Lousy.
"- How'd it go? - Lousy."
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The left heel was worn way down.
"The left heel was worn way down."
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what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair ...
"what kind of conditioner he uses, if he streaks his hair ..."
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You know, having those extra men really paid off.
"You know, having those extra men really paid off."
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I was a high school basketball coach.
"I was a high school basketball coach."
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Yes, they're housed in our vault.
"Yes, they're housed in our vault."
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- In your vault? - It's over 100 years old.
"- In your vault? - It's over 100 years old."
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That must have been quite an experience.
"That must have been quite an experience."
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That's too oxblood.
"That's too oxblood."
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What do y'all do?
"What do y'all do?"
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Let's talk about something important. I can't find a restaurant for tonight.
"Let's talk about something important. I can't find a restaurant for tonight."
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Tess ...
"Tess ..."
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Hello, Tess.
"Hello, Tess."
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He's got two weeks.
"He's got two weeks."
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and his new girlfriend, Tanya.
"and his new girlfriend, Tanya."
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And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead ...
"And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead ..."
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Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to --
"Excuse me, everybody. I'd just like to --"
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Admitting to her in front of everybody ...
"Admitting to her in front of everybody ..."
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and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center ...
"and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center ..."
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The photographer. Jesus, he's just a friend. You met him at The Mint, remember?
"The photographer. Jesus, he's just a friend. You met him at The Mint, remember?"
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You, with all your connections. What was that?
"You, with all your connections. What was that?"
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Seems like every time I see you, you're playing the race card, Frank.
"Seems like every time I see you, you're playing the race card, Frank."
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It's all on you, Linus.
"It's all on you, Linus."
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Okay. Good.
"Okay. Good."
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There appears to be a slight problem with your card.
"There appears to be a slight problem with your card."
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No, Mr. Benedict.
"No, Mr. Benedict."
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Old Terry.
"Old Terry."
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because she's been staring at me all night. So suddenly ...
"because she's been staring at me all night. So suddenly ..."
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and her eyes are all fiery.
"and her eyes are all fiery."
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And it's like -- It's electric.
"And it's like -- It's electric."
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And I say to her, "Mom ...
"And I say to her, "Mom ..."
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Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty. I'm worried about him.
"Oh, yeah. My friend Rusty. I'm worried about him."
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losing a lot of money, and he's got no life.
"losing a lot of money, and he's got no life."
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- I mean, it's like ... - Hello?
"- I mean, it's like ... - Hello?"
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You used some nasty words. I got sensitive ears.
"You used some nasty words. I got sensitive ears."
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Think about that night a lot, don't you?
"Think about that night a lot, don't you?"
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I've been asked to show restraint. Otherwise, you would've gone out ...
"I've been asked to show restraint. Otherwise, you would've gone out ..."
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to your favorite car of all the 17 you own, and as soon as you turned on the ignition ...
"to your favorite car of all the 17 you own, and as soon as you turned on the ignition ..."
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One could make the argument that because it was Danny's idea --
"One could make the argument that because it was Danny's idea --"
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it seemed we all agreed to call it "the Benedict job."
"it seemed we all agreed to call it "the Benedict job.""
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- Rusty. - Rusty.
"- Rusty. - Rusty."
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how much does everybody owe? - $ 17.34 million.
"how much does everybody owe? - $ 17.34 million."
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What, you think the stock market's some great mystery ...
"What, you think the stock market's some great mystery ..."
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You don't know what it's like to create something from scratch.
"You don't know what it's like to create something from scratch."
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- How? - What?
"- How? - What?"
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I haven't spent it all, but I will.
"I haven't spent it all, but I will."
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He didn't find us on his own.
"He didn't find us on his own."
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We're too hot to work anywhere in this country.
"We're too hot to work anywhere in this country."
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- So we go abroad. How about we go --? - We're on the 5:00.
"- So we go abroad. How about we go --? - We're on the 5:00."
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Rusty.
"Rusty."
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I was wondering if I could come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate.
"I was wondering if I could come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate."
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- Okay. Yeah, I mean -- - But -- But -- But ...
"- Okay. Yeah, I mean -- - But -- But -- But ..."
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I almost wasn't gonna come over and say anything.
"I almost wasn't gonna come over and say anything."
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Then I'd still be sleeping.
"Then I'd still be sleeping."
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The fact that we're unemployable shouldn't enter your mind.
"The fact that we're unemployable shouldn't enter your mind."
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And if he does, tell him everything.
"And if he does, tell him everything."
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Right. Stay on point. And don't forget the other thing I told you.
"Right. Stay on point. And don't forget the other thing I told you."
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Relax. Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead.
"Relax. Remember, if we don't get this job, we're dead."
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So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says:
"So finally, she slams her vodka tonic down on the tray and says:"
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will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television.
"will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television."
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Yeah. Hey.
"Yeah. Hey."
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To be where I have been
"To be where I have been"
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- No, don't tell him about it. - I'm sorry.
"- No, don't tell him about it. - I'm sorry."
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But don't let van der Woude's eccentricity fool you.
"But don't let van der Woude's eccentricity fool you."
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- What are we after? - It's a document.
"- What are we after? - It's a document."
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- That's the bad news. - He never leaves.
"- That's the bad news. - He never leaves."
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- Not in 10 years since he moved in. - Does he believe in fresh air?
"- Not in 10 years since he moved in. - Does he believe in fresh air?"
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It's a closed-loop system with two servers locked in titanium cases next to his bed.
"It's a closed-loop system with two servers locked in titanium cases next to his bed."
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- Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets. - Dumb idea.
"- Dumb idea. One lane, one-way streets. - Dumb idea."
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The outside is covered by five surveillance cameras.
"The outside is covered by five surveillance cameras."
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- This guy is a freak. - Super freak.
"- This guy is a freak. - Super freak."
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We don't need to be an organization that labels people.
"We don't need to be an organization that labels people."
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You know, a handicapped guy?
"You know, a handicapped guy?"
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- Yeah? - But ...
"- Yeah? - But ..."
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- Right. - What?
"- Right. - What?"
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Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet. Come on.
"Otherwise, I'm gonna shit on your feet. Come on."
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Show me them specs.
"Show me them specs."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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- Okay. Good. - Maybe.
"- Okay. Good. - Maybe."
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What?
"What?"
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There's no clear shot, even with Basher.
"There's no clear shot, even with Basher."
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In the physical universe we occupy, it cannot be done.
"In the physical universe we occupy, it cannot be done."
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What about the guy from the Bulgari job?
"What about the guy from the Bulgari job?"
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Really interesting stuff, though. He can reproduce anything 3-D.
"Really interesting stuff, though. He can reproduce anything 3-D."
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- You know what we haven't thought of? - What?
"- You know what we haven't thought of? - What?"
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- What'd you wanna do? - It's not attached to the adjacent buildings.
"- What'd you wanna do? - It's not attached to the adjacent buildings."
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It's really our best plan, considering it's our only plan.
"It's really our best plan, considering it's our only plan."
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Master thieves who practice the long con live separate lives as civilians.
"Master thieves who practice the long con live separate lives as civilians."
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or in Hong Kong in 1996, or he's still alive.
"or in Hong Kong in 1996, or he's still alive."
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only one is worth mentioning in the same breath as LeMarc:
"only one is worth mentioning in the same breath as LeMarc:"
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What?
"What?"
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Hi, Isabel. Well, we could really use your help on this one.
"Hi, Isabel. Well, we could really use your help on this one."
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He set it and never left the house again.
"He set it and never left the house again."
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Yeah. Thanks.
"Yeah. Thanks."
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Do we know each other?
"Do we know each other?"
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No, I love Rome. I love it.
"No, I love Rome. I love it."
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Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973.
"Then he did it in Istanbul in 1973."
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Wait a minute.
"Wait a minute."
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You don't know these people by name, of course, because they enter oblivion.
"You don't know these people by name, of course, because they enter oblivion."
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You know this word, "oblivion "?
"You know this word, "oblivion "?"
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That's the guy who dimed us to Benedict.
"That's the guy who dimed us to Benedict."
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- What will this information cost me? - Don't worry. Nothing.
"- What will this information cost me? - Don't worry. Nothing."
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And this information is definitely worth something.
"And this information is definitely worth something."
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- Such as? - Restraint on your part.
"- Such as? - Restraint on your part."
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He was here. Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell.
"He was here. Around 3:30 this morning. I can tell."
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God.
"God."
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- Why does he have it out for us like this? - How did he get that code?
"- Why does he have it out for us like this? - How did he get that code?"
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It's gonna get out. Then we'll be dead, and no one will wanna work with us.
"It's gonna get out. Then we'll be dead, and no one will wanna work with us."
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Housekeeping.
"Housekeeping."
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Of course, you've been seeing plenty of me, haven't you?
"Of course, you've been seeing plenty of me, haven't you?"
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I like this one.
"I like this one."
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I call it "thief à la mode."
"I call it "thief à la mode.""
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Schumann Special, huh?
"Schumann Special, huh?"
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The French police think he's better than LeMarc.
"The French police think he's better than LeMarc."
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Well, he is French.
"Well, he is French."
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Any message for Frank? He's been hanging around the station.
"Any message for Frank? He's been hanging around the station."
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On what charge?
"On what charge?"
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In the next 48 hours, your pictures will be in every police station.
"In the next 48 hours, your pictures will be in every police station."
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She's gonna have the hotel under surveillance.
"She's gonna have the hotel under surveillance."
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is an opportunity in disguise.
"is an opportunity in disguise."
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