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Clips from The Detour - The Tub (S02E02)

"You know, some serious health concerns, you know?"
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"You don't know what this feels like."
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"It's so..."
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"Oh, God, I love them so much."
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"No. Get off in me."
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"Oh, God, baby."
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"From the impotent sound recordist?! Next!"
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"Oh, come on! They're doing it upstairs now?!"
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"sometimes doors are closed for a reason."
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"We're gonna take off."
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"Petirroja, your breasts,"
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"What time is it?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"I love them so much."
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"We'll go up, have some drinks, make some chitchat,"
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"I just... That's going on."
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"Okay, yeah, I'll... I got to..."
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"- Welcome. - Thank you."
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"I'll take skid marks over 24-hour constant attention."
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"- What? No. Keep it on. - You want me to keep it on?"
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"Stop saying "baby" in that context!"
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"Oh... my God!"
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"I'll re-fold them. Let's go, come on."
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"- Let me just pee. - It's not gonna last that long."
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"Let's go. Come on, come on, come on."
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"Oh, God. It's gonna smell like minty hummus."
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"We should take her to see somebody."
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"I miss the smell of these. Is that weird?"
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"Now all I get is filthy teenage underwear."
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"'Cause I can't do this with an 8-year-old."
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"What are you do... Delilah!"
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"If you can't trust your government..."
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"It's so good! My God!"
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"She's stuck in tunnel traffic! We need your help!"
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"Uh, he's got his own set of problems."
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"- It's all natural! - Oh! Oh!"
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"That's nothing."
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"I think I need some time alone."
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"Mm. Awesome. Like... Like podcasts and stuff?"
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"- Yeah. - Okay, cool. Me too."
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"There's nothing sexy about irresponsibility."
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"I don't... Sorry, I don't have my glasses on."
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"Get off! I don't want another baby."
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"ship."
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"Oh, come on, please."
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"God, it feels like a starfish"
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"It's so good!"
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"and it eases the transition from the amniotic sac into..."
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"I don't want them to scratch the baby's face."
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"'Cause I've done enough. You do it."
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"Ugh. She's ruined pizza for me."
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"What do you watch, basketball?"
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"Can't believe it's the same layout as ours."
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"Oh! Don't touch!"
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"Mm, mm."
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"It's so good!"
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"First things first... Let's sterilize the area, okay?"
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"Or you could try my method..."
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"The Colonel runs a very... tight..."
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"Women like me have been birthing without professional help"
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"I'm gonna need towels, hand sanitizer, and gloves."
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"she calls a vagina?"
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"I know, I know. I've been worried about her."
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"Place is great."
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"We're rolling."
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"- What are you doing? - Closing the blinds."
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"It's a good sport."
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"Why don't you just put on a condom?"
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"Oh, God, no, I don't need that garbage."
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"Oh, yeah, of course I did."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"All right!"
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"impotence."
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"40... Jesus Christ!"
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"Oh, baby. Baby, stop..."
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"No, I want to cum on your back and go to Italy."
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"Keep breathing. In, 2, 3, 4, 5, out."
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"- You get a hug. - Girlfriend."
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"No offense. It's just a little too crowded in here."
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"Mm, seriously."
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"Guys, stop doing it! I'm coming in!"
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"I have."
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"- I have to pee. - No, do it first, then pee."
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"It's getting worse, right?"
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"- Shh! Shh! - 10 seconds from now."
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"Oh, no, don't move, don't move, don't move."
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"- No, we can't ignore it. - It's the middle of the night."
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"Get out!"
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"And it doesn't hurt?"
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"You can pull out. It's not effective."
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"- That's... That's not true. - I read it."
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"Okay. Let's get you out of this tub."
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"Oh, very much so. I love the leaves."
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"The pill is unhealthy, IUD... barbaric."
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"Mnh-mnh, come on. It's fine, it's fine."
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"- Cock bock! - Damn it."
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"Oh, I'm a freelance audio documentarian."
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"- See? - 2%. 2% if done correctly."
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"So, you guys probably have some questions about what you saw."
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"I'm gonna need hot water."
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"Hey. You must be Judith. Hi."
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"And your kids don't need you anymore, which is great."
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"I mean, this guy, he's got to be pruned by now, no?"
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""jhey" are... "jhey" are not so petit,"
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"- I've never done this before. - Me neither."
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"quit dicking around and put one inside me, okay?"
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"If I don't pee, I'm gonna think about it the whole time."
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"No need to, though."
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"Okay, okay, sure, sure, sure, sure."
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