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Clips from The Detour - The Tub (S02E02)

"Mm-hmm. Would you like them elsewhere?"
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"- Yes. - Yes."
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"12:00 a.m."
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"Midnight snack."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- Shit. - What?"
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"- What? - It's okay."
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"I should worry about it."
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"Oh, come on, babe. Let's be bad."
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"Let's live on the edge."
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"- What? - I know what you're doing."
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"- What? - We'll do other things."
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"It's not garbage. I know it's not, but you know what I mean."
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"Just, let's go. Let's do it."
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"No, I don't want another baby."
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"it's like only 2% less effective than condom use."
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"- You're not looking it up. - Yeah."
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"No, babe... Baby..."
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"The... The mood is gonna..."
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"The mood will get back. It's fine."
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"There's no Wi-Fi in the bed... specifically in the bedroom."
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"Are you not doing Wikipedia?"
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"I'm not gonna get on Wikipedia."
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"It's not reliable."
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"It's just so slow back here."
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"I know. It's Edge Network."
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"It's useless."
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"I can't believe I got that right."
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"That's a dot-gov."
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"All right, let's do it."
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"I bought that for you."
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"Here we go."
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"All right."
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"- No, no. - What no?"
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"- Up, up, up, up. - No, I wasn't aiming there."
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"I know. It's too far."
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"There we go."
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"Oh, shit."
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"- What? - Oh, shit."
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"- What? Are you hurt? - Oh, God."
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"- What's up? - Oh, my God."
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"Um... I do?"
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"No, you don't. Not... where I'm sitting."
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"- Okay, just don't... Mm-hmm. - Oh... God!"
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"It feels like I'm inside the Velveteen Rabbit."
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"Shh, shh, shh! Don't talk. Just move, just move."
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"Well, I have to move. I'm gonna move."
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"No, you don't have to swim laps in a hot tub, do you?"
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"No, you just sit there, you enjoy it."
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"- I want this to last. - Okay, that's really..."
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"Okay, I mean, correct."
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"- Correctly. - Correctly."
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"Oh, my God. Why have we only done this once before?"
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"Because we decided we didn't want to have any more kids."
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"Holy shit."
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"Oh, my God. I love them so."
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"Best thing that ever happened to us."
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"Remember when all they could do is walk around the coffee table,"
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"they'd have to hold themselves up like that?"
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"- So much. - Cum inside me."
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"Hmm? What'd you say?"
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"- Cum inside me. - No."
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"Get off me. Get off in me."
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"- Oh, baby! - Get off! No!"
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"Get off me! I'm serious! Get off!"
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"Shut up!"
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"These walls are so thin."
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"Oh, wow."
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"- No. - Yeah, I think you did."
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"I... I didn't. I had an orgasm."
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"I just didn't ejaculate."
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"It's a thing I've been working on."
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"Okay, well, if you're not gonna finish off properly,"
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"I'm gonna have to get the Colonel"
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"to give you a direct order."
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"- Who? - Colonel Kegel."
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"Ke... Oh!"
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"Oh, oh."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Wha..."
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"Yeah."
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"What is that?!"
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"That was the Colonel."
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"Colonels aren't in charge of boats."
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"Oh! Have you always known how to do that?"
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"- I was saving it? - For 14 years?!"
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"- For a special occasion. - Oh, f..."
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"One shot, man, please."
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"I just want one."
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"No, I want a vasectomy."
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"I want a crib. Isn't that weird?"
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"I want to take them to their first haircut"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, no. Oh, thank God."
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"- Okay, off, off, off, off! - Ignore it, ignore it."
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"That's when it's most important."
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"- It's fine. - Come on."
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"Okay, see? It stopped. It stopped."
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"Come on. Come on, you can do this."
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"The... The doula!"
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"Yeah, I'll come, I'll come. I'll come with you."
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"No, I'm not coming with you. Get off. Off, off, come on."
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"- Come on. - Oh, my God."
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"Oh, shit."
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"- Ahh. - What?!"
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"No!"
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"Yeah. What a waste."
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"Can you hand me a sock or something."
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"2, 3, 4, 5."
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"I'm not a doctor, but I think we should get you to a hospital."
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"No!"
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"for a millennia."
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"Okay. Yes."
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"If you don't need help, why am I here?"
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"Where's Harris?"
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"- He... What are we gonna do? - You got this."
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"- I do not got this. - You could've been a doctor."
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"You... You're right. You're right."
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"- Maybe a scalpel. - Wha... For what?"
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"- This is a hot mess. - No, it's the water I need."
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"It soothes, it calms, it purifies,"
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