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Clips from Bruno

Movies 2008 94 min ★ 6.9/10 (119 ratings) 1,086 clips
Drama

Credits

I am the host of Funkyzeit,
"I am the host of Funkyzeit,"
Bruno
apart from Germany.
"apart from Germany."
Bruno
Funkyzeit is uber influential.
"Funkyzeit is uber influential."
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In fact, Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my "In or Out" list.
"In fact, Austrian fashionistas live their lives according to my "In or Out" list."
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mit everyone in the Euro-fashion world.
"mit everyone in the Euro-fashion world."
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Can you look into this camera and just say,
"Can you look into this camera and just say,"
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"You're watching Funkyzeit mit Bruno"?
""You're watching Funkyzeit mit Bruno"?"
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Yeah, that's cool. Can you do it, like, even more like a kind of black guy?
"Yeah, that's cool. Can you do it, like, even more like a kind of black guy?"
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But it's the hardest job in the world, isn't it?
"But it's the hardest job in the world, isn't it?"
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to put your right leg forward and then put your left leg forward
"to put your right leg forward and then put your left leg forward"
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Yeah, that is good.
"Yeah, that is good."
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Bruno has known true love twice in his life.
"Bruno has known true love twice in his life."
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mit a pygmy flight attendant called Diesel.
"mit a pygmy flight attendant called Diesel."
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This is a prototype. It's a Velcro suit made by Frederic Worms.
"This is a prototype. It's a Velcro suit made by Frederic Worms."
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Pretty cool, right?
"Pretty cool, right?"
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It is. I was looking at it, and can I have one?
"It is. I was looking at it, and can I have one?"
Bruno
-Well, it's a prototype. It's a one-off. -Okay.
"-Well, it's a prototype. It's a one-off. -Okay."
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We'll get out, but don't push me.
"We'll get out, but don't push me."
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-You go out now. -Yeah.
"-You go out now. -Yeah."
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Yeah, wait a second.
"Yeah, wait a second."
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Bruno was aus.
"Bruno was aus."
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-No. -Okay.
"-No. -Okay."
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-I'm on the front row. -I don't think so.
"-I'm on the front row. -I don't think so."
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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...ich was fired from Funkyzeit.
"...ich was fired from Funkyzeit."
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Ich was going to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler.
"Ich was going to be the biggest Austrian superstar since Hitler."
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Diesel, I love you. Diesel.
"Diesel, I love you. Diesel."
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und cunningly avoided being snapped by the waiting paparazzi.
"und cunningly avoided being snapped by the waiting paparazzi."
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the biggest gay movie star since Schwarzenegger.
"the biggest gay movie star since Schwarzenegger."
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Maximum Santzgaut!
"Maximum Santzgaut!"
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Also, ich headed to my first meeting mit a Hollywood uber agent.
"Also, ich headed to my first meeting mit a Hollywood uber agent."
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You're here because you are looking to do feature films.
"You're here because you are looking to do feature films."
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I wanna be a star.
"I wanna be a star."
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-In? -In a huge Hollywood movie.
"-In? -In a huge Hollywood movie."
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-Background. -Action.
"-Background. -Action."
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,"
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has served our municipality for more than 12 years as city controller.
"has served our municipality for more than 12 years as city controller."
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-Less. Okay. -Yeah.
"-Less. Okay. -Yeah."
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I'm afraid it gives me no pleasure at all to speak to you this afternoon.
"I'm afraid it gives me no pleasure at all to speak to you this afternoon."
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-Okay. -Thank you.
"-Okay. -Thank you."
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-Should we just go again? -Okay.
"-Should we just go again? -Okay."
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As you know, the defendant
"As you know, the defendant"
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but the team that do it were booked up for the next 4 days
"but the team that do it were booked up for the next 4 days"
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They say that after a waxing, there's enough to stuff a mattress.
"They say that after a waxing, there's enough to stuff a mattress."
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All right. I think, guys, we're finished.
"All right. I think, guys, we're finished."
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Once again, "Can you take my finger, your finger out of my ass,"
"Once again, "Can you take my finger, your finger out of my ass,""
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is what the guy just said on the phone.
"is what the guy just said on the phone."
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Play it back. Talking about what? His asshole.
"Play it back. Talking about what? His asshole."
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-Hi. How are you? -Hi.
"-Hi. How are you? -Hi."
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Yeah, if you sit here.
"Yeah, if you sit here."
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Also, so tell me about your humanitarian work.
"Also, so tell me about your humanitarian work."
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Yes, yes, I understand. But I was thinking...
"Yes, yes, I understand. But I was thinking..."
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Okay, but... Okay. Okay.
"Okay, but... Okay. Okay."
Bruno
Yes. Thank you.
"Yes. Thank you."
Bruno
Reese Witterspinzel?
"Reese Witterspinzel?"
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Me und Lloyd, we haven't actually spoke since the other day
"Me und Lloyd, we haven't actually spoke since the other day"
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when I was getting my anus bleached.
"when I was getting my anus bleached."
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-We won't go there. Yeah. -That was a very
"-We won't go there. Yeah. -That was a very"
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And it's very important what scores you give it,
"And it's very important what scores you give it,"
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because if the show scores over an 85%,,
"because if the show scores over an 85%,,"
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-It's totally great. -Okay.
"-It's totally great. -Okay."
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Okay, let's see what she's got in her stomach.
"Okay, let's see what she's got in her stomach."
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and the ears, like, have not been developed yet.
"and the ears, like, have not been developed yet."
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That's right. It's the time you've all been waiting for.
"That's right. It's the time you've all been waiting for."
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What's that?
"What's that?"
Bruno
Bruno!
"Bruno!"
Bruno
The last bit was? Lloyd's?
"The last bit was? Lloyd's?"
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Well, there's always 2. There's always 2.
"Well, there's always 2. There's always 2."
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You'd have to borrow the needles from me.
"You'd have to borrow the needles from me."
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Lloyd, we need to distract him
"Lloyd, we need to distract him"
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No logical person would consider a show like this
"No logical person would consider a show like this"
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Oh, my God.
"Oh, my God."
Bruno
Well, I don't even know because it's pretty conventional.
"Well, I don't even know because it's pretty conventional."
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But the message is not ordinary.
"But the message is not ordinary."
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Sure.
"Sure."
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There's no ice bucket, but I know a good place to put it.
"There's no ice bucket, but I know a good place to put it."
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Do you want some strawberries
"Do you want some strawberries"
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Ich decided to seek advice from the wisest guy I'd ever known.
"Ich decided to seek advice from the wisest guy I'd ever known."
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He says he's in a place with green trees and flowers.
"He says he's in a place with green trees and flowers."
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There's something that he could do that could make me incredibly happy.
"There's something that he could do that could make me incredibly happy."
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Well, I'm really into issues.
"Well, I'm really into issues."
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Now, I think that would be... That's something to get involved now,
"Now, I think that would be... That's something to get involved now,"
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so, we can just help ease the...
"so, we can just help ease the..."
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In order for everyone... It's just a beneficial thing to be involved with now.
"In order for everyone... It's just a beneficial thing to be involved with now."
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-Okay. -Is that still cool or...
"-Okay. -Is that still cool or..."
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-I don't know, like elephants or something. -And then make bracelets?
"-I don't know, like elephants or something. -And then make bracelets?"
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-Save what? -Save Dafar.
"-Save what? -Save Dafar."
Bruno
Is that in, like, Iraqi or something like that?
"Is that in, like, Iraqi or something like that?"
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Yeah, that's in the... It's in... Yeah.
"Yeah, that's in the... It's in... Yeah."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Is there anywhere in the world that no celebrity has tried to fix?
"Is there anywhere in the world that no celebrity has tried to fix?"
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But which one?
"But which one?"
Bruno
Sting's got the Amazon, and Bono's got AIDS.
"Sting's got the Amazon, and Bono's got AIDS."
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the Middle-earth.
"the Middle-earth."
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Lutz! Lutz! Start the car!
"Lutz! Lutz! Start the car!"
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Lutz!
"Lutz!"
Bruno
Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food. Okay? We eat it. They eat it.
"Hummus has nothing to do with Hamas. It's a food. Okay? We eat it. They eat it."
Bruno
Well, do you both agree on that?
"Well, do you both agree on that?"
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We both agree that hummus is very healthy.
"We both agree that hummus is very healthy."
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Let's try and get a solution, right?
"Let's try and get a solution, right?"
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agree to give the pyramids back to the Israelis?
"agree to give the pyramids back to the Israelis?"
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This is in Egypt. Not in Palestine.
"This is in Egypt. Not in Palestine."
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that I hope is gonna bring you two together
"that I hope is gonna bring you two together"
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Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace
"Ich bin Bruno, dove of peace"
Bruno
-To the whole world? -Yeah.
"-To the whole world? -Yeah."
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So what, the whole world gets to see
"So what, the whole world gets to see"
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I am going to say something that is gonna get you so angry
"I am going to say something that is gonna get you so angry"
Bruno
Your hair is sun damaged.
"Your hair is sun damaged."
Bruno
Lose the beards, because your King Osama
"Lose the beards, because your King Osama"
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Mein little afrikanischer Freund was going to get me
"Mein little afrikanischer Freund was going to get me"
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Also, ich hired a top photographer
"Also, ich hired a top photographer"
Bruno
Why not? Come on. Whatever.
"Why not? Come on. Whatever."
Bruno
Fine. Yeah, I don't mind her being up on a crucifix.
"Fine. Yeah, I don't mind her being up on a crucifix."
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her mixing the pots of acid and that type...
"her mixing the pots of acid and that type..."
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A little sensitive subject here. How much does she weigh?
"A little sensitive subject here. How much does she weigh?"
Bruno
Great. Fantastisch news.
"Great. Fantastisch news."
Bruno
O.J., you're going to be on television.
"O.J., you're going to be on television."
Bruno
Welcome back to Today with Richard Bey.
"Welcome back to Today with Richard Bey."
Bruno
Now, our next guest is a single parent. Please welcome Bruno.
"Now, our next guest is a single parent. Please welcome Bruno."
Bruno
I'm from Austria.
"I'm from Austria."
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