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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dave's Sex Talk (S01E01)

"I'm the one who said Molly should give him the talk."
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"If you had done your job as a parent,"
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"Oh, come on! I'm sorry!"
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"I shouldn't have shirked my responsibility!"
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"Hey."
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"Hey."
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"I'm breaking up with you!"
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"Attaboy!"
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"I'm sorry. What?"
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"And you know what? It is your loss!"
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"I don't even like Thai food,"
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"but I eat it with you all the time!"
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"I even go so far as to make adorable puns about it!"
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"But you know what, if that is not enough for you,"
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"well, then you can Thai me a river!"
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"Oh, God, were you not coming here to break up with me?"
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"You know what? Forget what I said."
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"Want to grab dinner? Hey, how about Thai? Mmm!"
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"Clark, Clark, Clark, Clark!"
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"I actually did come here to break up with you."
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"Aha!"
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"The plot maintains its exact thickness!"
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"See, I knew you were going to,"
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"so that's why I broke up with you, but..."
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"God, I don't want to. I don't want to either."
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"you were this hot-blooded nurse"
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"who just wants to do whatever I want to do."
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"Yeah, but that's just..."
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"It's because I like you so much"
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"You won't if you're yourself."
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"I'm not gonna dump you because you hate Thai food."
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"I'm not a monster."
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"In my defense, a guy did once break up with me"
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"because instead of "cashew," I say, "ca-shew!""
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"I'm just as scared of screwing this up as you are."
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"We have to just be ourselves and hope that that's enough."
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"So are you."
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"Aww!"
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"Come on, let's get out of here."
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"- Yikes. - Have a good night."
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"- Don't pander to them. - Okay."
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"Ah... good old PEB."
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"- Works every time. - No, it doesn't."
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"Yeah."
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"I got wind of the fact you were gonna dump me,"
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"and I beat you to the punch."
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"Oh."
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"You thought I was gonna break up with you?"
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"Hmm. Interesting."
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"Well... you were, weren't you?"
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"Maybe."
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"Well, you know, it doesn't matter."
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"Point is, you never got closure,"
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"so you're still intrigued."
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"Ha! I am not!"
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"No?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, you want to go get dinner,"
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"followed by an erotic re-awakening?"
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"Damn it, I do."
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"I can't resist your sneaky ass."
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"Hey, Al, I took the Christmas lights down."
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"I also got your brakes fixed."
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"Admittedly, I may have waited a little long on that one."
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"I couldn't stop when I pulled into Arturo's..."
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"Came in kind of hot."
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"delegating our son's sexual education"
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"to someone who thought heavy petting"
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"was what you do to an overweight house cat."
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"Well, just so you know,"
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"there's a reason I never gave Dave the talk."
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"Yeah."
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"You're terrified of awkward conversations,"
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"which is strange"
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"because you create them on a daily basis."
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"He's just an innocent kid,"
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"getting his butt kicked by his dad in Operation."
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"I know you lost."
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"Technically, we never finished,"
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"Look, once he knows all about adult stuff,"
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"and I'm just not ready for him to grow up yet."
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"Okay. I get that."
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"But part of being a parent is putting aside your own issues"
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"and being there for your kids when they need you."
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"You're right, Al."
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"All right, I'll give him the talk."
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"You know, being a parent sucks."
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"It sucks... so bad."
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"Mom?! What happened?!"
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"You're back in beige!"
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"Well, in the 20 minutes it took me"
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"to get into that skirt,"
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"I had some time to think."
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"And I realized, while I needed a change,"
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"this stuff just isn't me."
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"I don't want my feet to bleed on a Monday."
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"I guess that's where we're different."
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"So..."
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"what are you gonna do with all the things we bought?"
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"I'll just return them."
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"- Wait a minute! - Hmm?"
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"You know what, Mom?"
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"What if you just gave all that stuff to me?"
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"You'd do that for me?!"
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"Well, here you go."
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"I'm just so glad that all worked out!"
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"Mm, you're welcome."
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"Dude, I think you just got played."
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"Uh, really?"
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"You knew?"
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"Then why did you even give..."
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"Because she won't always be interested"
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"I guess Dave's not the only one growing up too fast."
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"We need to enjoy these moments while we can."
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"You're right."
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"Speaking of enjoying moments..."
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"maybe you and I should have the sex talk first,"
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"Or to work..."
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"in some kinks..."
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"if you know what I sayin'."
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"I know what you sayin'."
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