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Clips from Rock Star

Short Films 2001 1 min 911 clips
Short Comedy

Credits

Those days were amazing.
"Those days were amazing."
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The music deserved that.
"The music deserved that."
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All right, ladies. Spread them.
"All right, ladies. Spread them."
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Play it like that.
"Play it like that."
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Hey, Jeremy, no.
"Hey, Jeremy, no."
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'Lubricator', signed by all five band members with the original cover.
"'Lubricator', signed by all five band members with the original cover."
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And put it through a bloody blender!
"And put it through a bloody blender!"
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Em, I'll be right back, okay?
"Em, I'll be right back, okay?"
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Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day.
"Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day."
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Oh, that was awesome!
"Oh, that was awesome!"
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Heavier than the 'Demented' tour.
"Heavier than the 'Demented' tour."
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-I ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked.
"-I ask you, did they not rock? -They totally rocked."
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-If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing?
"-If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. -What are you doing?"
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You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue.
"You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue."
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You can make me his pants.
"You can make me his pants."
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Move it.
"Move it."
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-Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking--
"-Get out of here, pig! -God-- Fucking--"
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He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn.
"He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn."
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-Good one. -Did they do Black Babylon?
"-Good one. -Did they do Black Babylon?"
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Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
"Who's buried in Grant's tomb?"
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The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14.
"The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14."
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It's pathetic.
"It's pathetic."
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-Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan's allegiant.
"-Get a haircut. -Okay, Satan's allegiant."
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Love you too.
"Love you too."
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-I love you. -You do this every time.
"-I love you. -You do this every time."
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I question his sexuality, Ma. I do.
"I question his sexuality, Ma. I do."
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Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in.
"Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in."
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I'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure.
"I'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure."
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It's 1-2-3. Pop that down, push this.
"It's 1-2-3. Pop that down, push this."
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Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access--
"Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access--"
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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Bye-bye.
"Bye-bye."
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Sorry about that.
"Sorry about that."
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When's Marci getting back?
"When's Marci getting back?"
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She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while.
"She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while."
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George Michael's a wuss. I'm gonna give Rob shit for it.
"George Michael's a wuss. I'm gonna give Rob shit for it."
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You want to do the other one?
"You want to do the other one?"
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-No way! -That's right. That's my boy.
"-No way! -That's right. That's my boy."
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All right, ladies, who had the weenies?
"All right, ladies, who had the weenies?"
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I keep putting this shit on till I want to fuck myself.
"I keep putting this shit on till I want to fuck myself."
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-Get up. -I am not freezing my balls--
"-Get up. -I am not freezing my balls--"
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Just stand up and drop it.
"Just stand up and drop it."
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If you want, take them off. I am not taking off--
"If you want, take them off. I am not taking off--"
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All right!
"All right!"
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...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute...
"...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute..."
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And a special thanks to my brother, Joe...
"And a special thanks to my brother, Joe..."
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...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it.
"...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it."
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That's right! This one's for Emily!
"That's right! This one's for Emily!"
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She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what?
"She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what?"
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They don't care.
"They don't care."
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If you don't, you don't deserve to play it.
"If you don't, you don't deserve to play it."
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All right, you need to get a grip.
"All right, you need to get a grip."
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Plug that fucker back in.
"Plug that fucker back in."
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Here we go again.
"Here we go again."
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-Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight.
"-Hit him in the bollocks. -That wraps it up for tonight."
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Cut it.
"Cut it."
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-What are you doing here? -Bradley's our new front man.
"-What are you doing here? -Bradley's our new front man."
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You made your point. Get him out now.
"You made your point. Get him out now."
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Bobby's leaving the band anyway.
"Bobby's leaving the band anyway."
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-We're a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band.
"-We're a tribute band. -No, dude. We are a cover band."
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The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon.
"The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon."
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I love you, man, but you're mental.
"I love you, man, but you're mental."
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Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself...
"Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself..."
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You can write a song about why I would wanna do that!
"You can write a song about why I would wanna do that!"
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Last time.
"Last time."
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Are you done making fun of me yet?
"Are you done making fun of me yet?"
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...first time I laid eyes on you...
"...first time I laid eyes on you..."
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I was just singing someone else's lines.
"I was just singing someone else's lines."
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Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing.
"Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing."
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-Maybe you've heard of us. -I don't have time.
"-Maybe you've heard of us. -I don't have time."
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Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right?
"Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right?"
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If this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife?
"If this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife?"
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But I figured you're so busy.
"But I figured you're so busy."
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There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow.
"There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow."
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-Is that all you brought? -My manager.
"-Is that all you brought? -My manager."
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I should let Kirk explain everything to you.
"I should let Kirk explain everything to you."
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Are those your breasts?
"Are those your breasts?"
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-Look at that. -See the dragon?
"-Look at that. -See the dragon?"
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Look!
"Look!"
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And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood.
"And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood."
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Lovely.
"Lovely."
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I saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me.
"I saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me."
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-Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby.
"-Cocksuckers! -That would be you, Bobby."
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You think some child can replace me?
"You think some child can replace me?"
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You calm down, you wanker!
"You calm down, you wanker!"
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-Kim was a guy? -Yeah, Kim was a guy.
"-Kim was a guy? -Yeah, Kim was a guy."
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-As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me.
"-As if we give a toss. -Just keep your dick away from me."
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I am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing!
"I am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing!"
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Give us a break.
"Give us a break."
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Yeah. We'll see.
"Yeah. We'll see."
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My scarf.
"My scarf."
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-Take it. -Yeah, I will.
"-Take it. -Yeah, I will."
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Heard you the first time.
"Heard you the first time."
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What you looking at?
"What you looking at?"
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Get your own life. It's like being bloody Elvis.
"Get your own life. It's like being bloody Elvis."
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We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro.
"We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro."
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I'm sorry.
"I'm sorry."
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We wasting our time here?
"We wasting our time here?"
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I love you.
"I love you."
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Well, mate, do you want the gig, then?
"Well, mate, do you want the gig, then?"
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You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you.
"You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you."
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Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude.
"Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude."
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Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy.
"Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy."
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That's why I'm in the band.
"That's why I'm in the band."
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Stand up and shout
"Stand up and shout"
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My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises--
"My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises--"
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Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy.
"Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy."
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-I messed up my accent. -It was great.
"-I messed up my accent. -It was great."
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-Nice way to handle that pussy line. -I can't argue with him.
"-Nice way to handle that pussy line. -I can't argue with him."
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-Did you see all the people? -I know. Just breathe.
"-Did you see all the people? -I know. Just breathe."
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-True. -Be yourself, Chris.
"-True. -Be yourself, Chris."
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-Don't get-- -Izzy.
"-Don't get-- -Izzy."
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-Are you okay? -Yeah.
"-Are you okay? -Yeah."
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You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right?
"You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right?"
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-Up you go. -All right, Mats.
"-Up you go. -All right, Mats."
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Fucking scintillating, baby!
"Fucking scintillating, baby!"
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Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. In we go.
"Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. In we go."
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Lock it up! Thank you!
"Lock it up! Thank you!"
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The Dragons!
"The Dragons!"
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Get the hell out of here.
"Get the hell out of here."
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