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Clips from Commando

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Credits

Maybe they changed the schedule.
"Maybe they changed the schedule."
Commando
Oh, shit.
"Oh, shit."
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Don't worry. We won't.
"Don't worry. We won't."
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You think the Japanese invented that? Bullshit. We did.
"You think the Japanese invented that? Bullshit. We did."
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You like Cadillacs? Come around, brother, get in this Cadillac.
"You like Cadillacs? Come around, brother, get in this Cadillac."
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A guy like you is not gonna have any problem.
"A guy like you is not gonna have any problem."
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Jackson. Harris.
"Jackson. Harris."
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John?
"John?"
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- What's going on? - Jenny, how are you?
"- What's going on? - Jenny, how are you?"
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- Jenny, I need to talk to your Dad. Okay? - Yeah? Got a warrant?
"- Jenny, I need to talk to your Dad. Okay? - Yeah? Got a warrant?"
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Someone's killing your men.
"Someone's killing your men."
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It could have been the Syrians, the South Americans...
"It could have been the Syrians, the South Americans..."
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We were going to make a normal life here.
"We were going to make a normal life here."
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Is it bad?
"Is it bad?"
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Then it can't be bad.
"Then it can't be bad."
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I've got to get my rifle from the shed. Keep an eye out. They'll be coming.
"I've got to get my rifle from the shed. Keep an eye out. They'll be coming."
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The air current may tip them off.
"The air current may tip them off."
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Where is she?
"Where is she?"
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Your daughter's safe, colonel. Whether she stays that way is up to you.
"Your daughter's safe, colonel. Whether she stays that way is up to you."
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He's coming at us with no brakes.
"He's coming at us with no brakes."
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Don't move, motherfucker.
"Don't move, motherfucker."
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I've waited to pay you back.
"I've waited to pay you back."
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Payday.
"Payday."
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Do you remember me, colonel?
"Do you remember me, colonel?"
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You do not understand a country like val verde.
"You do not understand a country like val verde."
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A president who has an understanding of discipline.
"A president who has an understanding of discipline."
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You're going to return to val verde...
"You're going to return to val verde..."
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Because president Velazquez trusts you, colonel.
"Because president Velazquez trusts you, colonel."
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After all, he made you the hero of the revolution.
"After all, he made you the hero of the revolution."
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Captain Bennett left, shall we say, under a cloud. Yes?
"Captain Bennett left, shall we say, under a cloud. Yes?"
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Yeah. He enjoyed killing a little too much.
"Yeah. He enjoyed killing a little too much."
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Fuck you.
"Fuck you."
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You think there's more, sir?
"You think there's more, sir?"
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Sully will make sure you get on the plane.
"Sully will make sure you get on the plane."
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Hasta luego, fellas.
"Hasta luego, fellas."
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First class, 7-a.
"First class, 7-a."
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Ladies and gentlemen, we are now preparing for departure.
"Ladies and gentlemen, we are now preparing for departure."
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Excuse me. How long is the flight?
"Excuse me. How long is the flight?"
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Yeah, the bird has flown. Cargo's aboard.
"Yeah, the bird has flown. Cargo's aboard."
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Your father seems to be cooperating.
"Your father seems to be cooperating."
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Take her below.
"Take her below."
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So how about dinner? Yeah.
"So how about dinner? Yeah."
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- Maybe we should do it another time. - Sounds like he's mad at you.
"- Maybe we should do it another time. - Sounds like he's mad at you."
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Well, love and careers it's tough, ain't it?
"Well, love and careers it's tough, ain't it?"
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- Sounds like you need a date. - Well, I don't.
"- Sounds like you need a date. - Well, I don't."
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Hey!
"Hey!"
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- I'm not going to hurt you. Step aside. - You said, "don't move."
"- I'm not going to hurt you. Step aside. - You said, "don't move.""
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- I can't help you. - You're not gonna make it.
"- I can't help you. - You're not gonna make it."
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Don't get offended by this question, but are you gonna kill me or something?
"Don't get offended by this question, but are you gonna kill me or something?"
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I suppose you wouldn't tell me if you were.
"I suppose you wouldn't tell me if you were."
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- Listen, if you're in a hurry, I can just. - I'm almost through with you.
"- Listen, if you're in a hurry, I can just. - I'm almost through with you."
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Try to bring him over here. I will do the rest...
"Try to bring him over here. I will do the rest..."
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No.
"No."
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And he's a paranoid maniac and he's kidnapped me...
"And he's a paranoid maniac and he's kidnapped me..."
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That's right.
"That's right."
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I don't think I can handle him alone.
"I don't think I can handle him alone."
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I'll be right there. Wanna see me kick some ass?
"I'll be right there. Wanna see me kick some ass?"
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He's one gigantic motherfucker.
"He's one gigantic motherfucker."
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This used to be a great place for hunting slash.
"This used to be a great place for hunting slash."
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- Oh, shit! - Son of a bitch!
"- Oh, shit! - Son of a bitch!"
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- Stop or I'll shoot! - No!
"- Stop or I'll shoot! - No!"
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Wait! Wait for me! Don't you go anywhere!
"Wait! Wait for me! Don't you go anywhere!"
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Who the hell are you, huh?
"Who the hell are you, huh?"
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You steal my car. You rip the seat out. You kidnap me.
"You steal my car. You rip the seat out. You kidnap me."
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And then you get me involved in a shootout where people are dying.
"And then you get me involved in a shootout where people are dying."
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- No. - No? No? Oh, my God! Watch out!
"- No. - No? No? Oh, my God! Watch out!"
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- Where is she, Sully? - Kiss my ass.
"- Where is she, Sully? - Kiss my ass."
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- I can't hear you. - I'll say it louder then. Get fucked.
"- I can't hear you. - I'll say it louder then. Get fucked."
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What is important is gravity.
"What is important is gravity."
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I have to remind you, Sully...
"I have to remind you, Sully..."
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Her only chance now is that I get to her before they find out what I'm doing.
"Her only chance now is that I get to her before they find out what I'm doing."
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Yeah?
"Yeah?"
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You scared, motherfucker? You should be.
"You scared, motherfucker? You should be."
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These guys eat too much red meat.
"These guys eat too much red meat."
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Let's go.
"Let's go."
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This must be Cooke's car.
"This must be Cooke's car."
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Let's go. We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it.
"Let's go. We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it."
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This is it. Patria enterprises.
"This is it. Patria enterprises."
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I think this is where I was this afternoon.
"I think this is where I was this afternoon."
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- You go this way and wait for my signal. - Okay.
"- You go this way and wait for my signal. - Okay."
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- What about your daughter? - Arius and Bennett aren't here.
"- What about your daughter? - Arius and Bennett aren't here."
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Yeah, let's look at that invoice.
"Yeah, let's look at that invoice."
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To fly this plane to the island and back.
"To fly this plane to the island and back."
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- How long does it take to fly? - About two hours.
"- How long does it take to fly? - About two hours."
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Shopping?
"Shopping?"
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- Stick him in the truck. - Come on. Come on.
"- Stick him in the truck. - Come on. Come on."
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If you call general Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you.
"If you call general Franklin Kirby he will explain everything to you."
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- Hey! Hooker. - Not bad.
"- Hey! Hooker. - Not bad."
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What do you think she's doing?
"What do you think she's doing?"
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- I think she's got something for us. - I bet she does.
"- I think she's got something for us. - I bet she does."
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- Jesus Christ! - Whoa!
"- Jesus Christ! - Whoa!"
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- Where did you learn how to do that? - I read the instructions.
"- Where did you learn how to do that? - I read the instructions."
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Do you think he's going to give us any problems?
"Do you think he's going to give us any problems?"
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- It's all clear. - Good.
"- It's all clear. - Good."
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Did anybody ever tell you you have a lot of hostility?
"Did anybody ever tell you you have a lot of hostility?"
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I hope I can fly this plane.
"I hope I can fly this plane."
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Oh, my God! This plane is older than I am!
"Oh, my God! This plane is older than I am!"
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Come on!
"Come on!"
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I've only trained on a cessna!
"I've only trained on a cessna!"
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- Hurry up! - I'm trying!
"- Hurry up! - I'm trying!"
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Shit!
"Shit!"
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Come on, you piece of shit! Fly or die!
"Come on, you piece of shit! Fly or die!"
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All right, here we go.
"All right, here we go."
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This is a highly restricted area.
"This is a highly restricted area."
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You must contact general Franklin Kirby.
"You must contact general Franklin Kirby."
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They shoot the shit out of this area all the time.
"They shoot the shit out of this area all the time."
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- Can you go below radar? - Not marine radar.
"- Can you go below radar? - Not marine radar."
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Your soldiers are nothing.
"Your soldiers are nothing."
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I don't have to try.
"I don't have to try."
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When matrix finishes the job, he'll be back for his daughter.
"When matrix finishes the job, he'll be back for his daughter."
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- Is that it? - That's the one.
"- Is that it? - That's the one."
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Okay, here we go.
"Okay, here we go."
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How will I know?
"How will I know?"
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Jenny!
"Jenny!"
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Jenny?
"Jenny?"
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Daddy?
"Daddy?"
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Daddy?
"Daddy?"
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- Jenny! - Daddy?
"- Jenny! - Daddy?"
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No. Not daddy.
"No. Not daddy."
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- John! How's your arm? - Come over and find out.
"- John! How's your arm? - Come over and find out."
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