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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S03E03)

"Let me ask you something, Ted."
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"Wait... so you haven't had sex"
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"So, uh..."
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"Assistant Undersecretary of Only Okay."
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"I was afraid of this. You're 14."
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"It's been five months for you, too?"
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"How I Met Your Mother 3x18 - Rebound Bro"
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"and our hearts."
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"In my defense, they were staring at me."
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"So what does this mean for you? Is she ever gonna want to get intimate?"
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"I'm calling you up to the majors."
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"Ted, of course it's gonna be worth it."
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"Oh, it's gonna be easier than you think, bro."
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"- You ready? - Yes."
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"So, here's the plan."
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"Okay, Randy,"
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"Haley, that's a pretty name, Haley. Haley..."
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"Okay."
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"just saying words to women."
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"You're doing really, really well. Now ask her what she's doing later."
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"- Ah, bah, bah, bah, bah. - but nothing."
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"Come on."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Now, kids, the spring of 2008 was a complicated time in your old man's life."
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"The last time I had seen Barney was shortly after I found out"
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"he had spent the night with Robin."
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"Are you saying you don't want to be bros anymore?"
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"I'm saying I don't want to be friends anymore."
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"It's Barney."
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"Dude, seriously, you need to stop calling me."
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"Ted, I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls."
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"Yeah, I never called you."
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"You called me 15 times and my parents twice."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I gotta let you go."
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"There's just too many good wingmen out there."
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"Ted, are you crying?"
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"No, I'm not."
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"Let it out. Let it out."
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"Good-bye, Barney."
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"So, are you two back together?"
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"I miss Barney."
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"I haven't high-fived anyone in like a week."
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"I think I might be starting to lose my fist bump callus."
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"Why are you so much madder at Barney than me?"
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"Yeah, she had just as much sex with Barney as Barney had with her."
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"You know what? I'm not sure that's true."
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"And I think I'd actually prefer it if you were mad at me; this is too weird."
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"I'm not mad at anybody."
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"I've forgiven you, and I've outgrown Barney as a friend. It's that simple."
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"I'll tell you why he's not mad."
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"It's 'cause he's so happy with Stella."
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"She was right."
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"Stella and I had been dating for two months,"
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"and things were going really well."
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"She had met my friends and passed with flying colors."
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"There was just one little problem."
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"You guys haven't had sex yet?!"
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"When Marshall and I were two months in, we were doing it 24/7."
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"I know, I was in the top bunk."
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"I also sat next to you guys at football games."
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"So what are you guys waiting for?"
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"I think she wants to make sure we're serious first."
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"That's why she hasn't introduced me to her daughter, either."
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"She wants to take things slow."
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"since, like... Thanksgiving."
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"Do you know how many big federal holidays have come and gone since then?"
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"Ooh, baby, do you remember Martin Luther King Day?"
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"Yeah, I do."
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"We honored that dude big time."
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"Look, I'm crazy about this girl, and if waiting is what it takes,"
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"then I am fine with that."
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"On a totally unrelated note, does anybody have any gum"
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"or ice or a piece of bark they're not chewing?"
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"Hey, Barney, new SkyMall came in."
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"Word around the blogosphere is that you're looking for a new wingman."
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"I want to let you know I am available."
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"Just say the word, or don't even say the word."
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"Just do something with your eyebrow."
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"Was that it?"
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"No offense, Randy, but there's a long list of candidates for this slot."
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"This slot is Vice President of Awesome,"
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"and you're, like,"
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""Assistant Undersecretary of Only Okay.""
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"Thank you. I won't let you down."
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"So Uncle Barney began the search for a new wingman."
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"Pete! Barney Stinson."
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"Hey, I've been meaning to call you. It's been a while."
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"Yeah, yeah, so listen. You should meet me at MacLaren's tonight."
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"You're never gonna believe this: I'm at the hospital."
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"Just had a baby daughter."
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"So what do you think, 9:30, 10:00?"
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"Stapleton! Barney Stinson."
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"What up, chief?"
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"Need a new bro. What do you say?"
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"Dude, I'd love to, but right now I'm bros with Doug Stein."
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"Oh, I understand."
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"Doug Stein's a good bro."
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"I'm happy for you. Best of luck."
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"Crazy Willie! Barney Stinson."
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"What up, B-Dog? Long time, no bro. So we gonna tear it up tonight or what?"
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"Yes, finally!"
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"Here's what's on the rock-it docket."
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"My wife and I put the cheese out at 7:00,"
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"Cranium at 8:00, 9:00 p.m. we watch 27 Dresses."
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"Everybody's home by 11:00. Boo-yah!"
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"Hello?"
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"Hanging up on you once wasn't enough."
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"So I lanced this thing on this guy's back,"
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"and I'll be honest with you, I didn't even know what it was,"
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"and then it exploded like a volcano."
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"Pus everywhere."
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"Let's have sex. Right now. I'll lock the door."
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"Oh, there's no lock on that door."
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"We can do it against the door. It'll be hot!"
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"It'll be like a three-way: you, me, and the door."
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"Yeah, but then it's just gonna be weird between me and the door tomorrow."
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"I'm sorry."
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"We're waiting. It's cool."
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"You've been so patient, Ted."
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