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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Harry Belafonte (S03E03)

"- What does it do? - It does this."
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"[chuckling] And it does this."
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"Oh, what?"
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"Hey, you!"
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"What a wonderful trick."
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"Do that again."
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"- Hm? - Ahh."
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"It's very simple, Link."
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"There. And then it will undissolve you thusly."
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"[Link's voice] Exactly as we were before."
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"[Piggy's voice] Uh, maybe not exactly."
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"This is terrible. I can't live my life being you."
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"Ha! You think you got troubles!"
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"Well, of course, I am kind of cute this way."
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"Strangepork, this is all your fault."
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"What do you have to say for yourself?"
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"I mean, really."
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"[Strangepork's voice] Something has gone wrong"
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"with my dissolve-atron."
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"This is not my scene."
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"Oh, Kermie. Kermie! Help!"
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"Where are you, Kermie?"
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"[Swedish Chef's voice]"
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"- Kermie! - [Kermit's voice] That does it."
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"The sketch is cancelled. Kill the lights."
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"Strike the scenery. Curtain!"
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"[playing bluesy music]"
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"[buzzing]"
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"[buzzing echoing]"
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"- [horn muted] - [buzzing continues]"
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"[spitting]"
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"[applause]"
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"Ha, ha, ha!"
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"Ha!"
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"[screaming]"
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"[screaming]"
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"Oh, no."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Oh! This is so embarrassing."
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"[straining]"
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"I wonder if this ever happened to Neil Simon."
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"- Oh, boy. - Hey, Fozzie."
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"Oh! Hi. Hi, Rowlf."
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"- How's it going? - Oh, well, gosh, I..."
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"I, uh... I, uh..."
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"- Um... - You're stuck, huh?"
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"- Yeah. - Well."
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"Listen, it happens to all writers."
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"- This does? - Sure."
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"It's what's called writer's block."
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"Oh! Oh, oh, oh, yeah."
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"Where you can't come up with the next line."
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"Yes, I can't come up with the next line."
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"Maybe I can help. Let me see what you last wrote here."
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"[screaming]"
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"Hello, sports fans."
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"Lewis Kazagger bringing you the wild world of Muppet sports."
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"You join us today for the start"
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"of the 100 meter blindfold sprint."
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"And the finalists are on their marks."
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"And they can't see a thing."
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"Not even the starting flag."
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"So, we'll try the pistol."
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"And there they go. And there and there and over there."
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"Number seven looking like a man of action."
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"Number zero knocked down again, this time by number six."
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"Zero off to the side, six is off."
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"but number seven is quite good."
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"I think he's found it. I think he's found the finish mark."
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"Here they come, ladies and gentlemen!"
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"- And we have a winner! - [cheering]"
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"And we need a stretcher!"
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"Uh, uh, back to the regular program."
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"I think that number raises a pertinent question."
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"- What's that? - Why did they do it?"
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"[laughing]"
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"How's the writing going, Fozz?"
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"Oh, boy, I didn't know it would be that tough, Harry."
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"But you know. You write a lot of stuff."
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"No, not really. No, well, I write songs."
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"Yeah, they're terrific."
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"How do you get ideas for all those songs?"
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"They don't come easily. You have to get inspired."
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"I discovered that song in Africa."
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"I was in a country called Guinea."
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"I went deep into the interior of the country"
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"That storyteller went way back into African tradition"
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"which means the sun,"
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"and about the water, about the earth."
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"He pointed out that all of these things together"
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"turn the world around."
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"In that time that we're here"
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"there really isn't any difference in any of us,"
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"And the question is, do I know who you are,"
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"do you know who I am,"
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"do we care about each other?"
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"'Cause if we do, together we can turn the world around."
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"[♪ Turn the World Around]"
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"♪ We come from the fire Living in the fire ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the fire Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ We come from the fire ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the fire ♪"
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"♪ We come from the fire Living in the fire ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the fire Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ We come from the water Living in the water ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the water Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the water Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ We come from the water Living in the water ♪"
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"♪ We come from the mountain Living on the mountain ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the mountain Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ We come from the mountain Living on the mountain ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the mountain Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ We come from the mountain Living on the mountain ♪"
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"♪ Go back to the mountain Turn the world around ♪"
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"♪ Whoa-oh So is life ♪"
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"♪ Whoa-ho So is life ♪"
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"♪ Ah-ha So is life ♪"
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"♪ Do I know who you are? ♪"
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"♪ See we one another clearly ♪"
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"♪ Do we know who we are? ♪"
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