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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Double Date (S01E01)

"I know."
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"This trust thing only works if it goes both ways."
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"- I hated doing it. - Good."
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"- Would you have? - What?"
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"- Lied for us? - To Mrs. Kim?"
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"- Yeah. - No."
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"- Why? - Because that lady's scary."
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"I can't lie to another mother. That's breaking the code."
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"So what were we supposed to do tonight?"
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"I know Mrs. Kim and Robert Duvall in The Great Santini..."
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"share a striking resemblance. But she is Lane's mom."
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"You have to respect that and I really have to respect that."
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"- So we were in a no-win situation tonight? - Yep."
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"- Great. - Sorry."
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"You know the one good thing we learned from this?"
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"- What? - That I'm a babe."
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"- What's up, Rapunzel? - Don't take it the wrong way..."
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"but in all my fantasies of who may appear at this window..."
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"you never actually made the list."
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"So how are you? I haven't heard from you in days."
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"I'm okay, I guess."
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"- I was afraid to call. - I think that's best for now."
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"Your mom's really mad?"
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"The words convent and Siberia were used several times..."
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"and at least once as a combo."
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"- I'm really sorry. - It's not your fault."
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"I shouldn't have arranged it."
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"You arranged it because I asked, and I'm glad you did."
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"You are?"
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"If you hadn't set me up with Todd, I'd still be in love with him."
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"Not the guy for you?"
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"Or for anybody who can read, write, talk, or function on a basic human level."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I was so bored I couldn't see straight."
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"I've been on Korean meditation weekends that have had more laughs."
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"He liked you, though. Dean told me."
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"- I know. He called. - You're kidding."
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"I pretended to be my mom and wouldn't let me speak to him."
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"- Was that mean? - I think he'll survive."
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"He and Dean went muffler shopping today."
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"That's nice."
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"- How long before you can get out? - I don't know."
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"I have to be in the house at all times, except for school and church."
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"- She didn't give you any time frame at all? - Nope."
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"- I miss you. - I miss you, too."
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"Yeah. Don't tell anyone I went out with Todd, okay?"
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"I promise."
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"You break, you buy."
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"- But it was sticking out in the aisle. - You break, you buy!"
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"I didn't put it in the aisle."
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"- You have eyes? - Yes."
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"- These eyes work? - Yes."
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"- They can make out shapes, sizes, colors? - Yes, they can do all that..."
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"Eyes work! They see lamp in aisle, they send message to brain:"
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"'Lamp in aisle, move. ' You move, you don't break lamp."
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"You have no eyes, not my problem, it's between you and them."
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"You break, you buy!"
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"We appreciate your business."
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"I was wondering if I could maybe talk to you for a minute."
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"- I'm working. - Right."
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"This is gonna be so quick, you'll be amazed."
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"Fine. Come."
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"Look, I am really sorry about what happened the other night."
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"- Rory's never lied to me like that before. - That you know of."
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"No, I'm pretty sure that was the first time, and it definitely was the last."
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"- Fine. - I just didn't want you to feel..."
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"like you couldn't send Lane over to our house anymore."
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"Because you can, believe me."
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"Those girls go nowhere without me knowing about it."
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"In fact, I was thinking of having some house arrest ankle bracelets made."
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"Maybe cute ones with a leopard print or zebra stripes."
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"Maybe a little glitter design."
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"Lane won't be coming over. She'll stay in our house."
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"I was talking about later. She's not gonna be grounded forever, is she?"
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"Lane lied to me, and she must be punished."
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"I totally agree."
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"But she's a really good kid."
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"I don't think I've ever met a kid who respects her parents more than Lane does."
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"Lying is not showing respect."
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"She's 16. She had a crush on a boy."
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"Lane is not allowed to date boys unless we have approved them."
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"She knows our rules. She broke them. That is unacceptable."
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"Okay. Yes, you're right."
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"But teenagers sometimes slip up."
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"I don't care what teenagers do. I care what Lane does."
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"It doesn't always work to lock a kid up and throw away the key."
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"I didn't throw away the key. It's in the kitchen."
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"but all right, I'm with you now."
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"When I was a teenager, my parents tried to keep me locked up."
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"They tried to force me to become what they had in mind."
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"I'm not talking exactly about Lane here, but in my case, it really didn't work."
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"You blame your parents for getting pregnant?"
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"No. I think if I'd had a little more space or someone to listen to me..."
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"things might have turned out different."
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"Totally the best thing that could have happened."
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"But let's be honest."
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"I certainly don't want Rory to turn out like me."
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"I don't want Lane to turn out like you either."
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"I believe that's the first thing you and I have ever agreed on."
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"I think you are doing a great job with Lane. She's a really great kid."
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"Bye."
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"I know, 'You break, you buy. ' I heard earlier."
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"That's $35, right?"
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"An 'A' minus. I am very impressed."
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"- Annoying boy in back of me... - Yes?"
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"...'B' plus. - Loser."
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"I know. It's all very exciting."
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"Did I tell you Sookie and Jackson have another date tonight?"
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"- What is that, the third one this week? - Yeah."
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"But if she tells me the story of how Jackson cultivates mealworms..."
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"to help fertilize his plants again I'm gonna Romeo and Juliet them."
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"- It's sweet. - Mealworms."
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"You know the rules: No pages before French fries."
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"- My God, it's Lane. - You're kidding."
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"- Where are you going? - Outside."
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"- Why? - Luke hates cell phones."
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"- So? - I don't want to incur the wrath of Luke."
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"- Why not? It's fun. - I'll be back."
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"Goody-goody."
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