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Clips from Dawson's Creek (1998) - Alternative Lifestyles (S02E02)

"That I should just take off all my clothes and throw myself at him?"
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"You can borrow one of my dresses"
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"of the bed before you can say "Joey Potter is a virgin. ""
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"- No, I've got to stay here and finish my project with Jen."
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"- Well, Laura practically did the whole thing."
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"- See it looks like Joey has some career aspirations after all."
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"- Hey."
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"- Thanks I borrowed it."
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"- Why do we need two Range Rover's? Compromise Jeff."
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"A couple weeks in Europe.. we drive a cheaper car."
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"- Yeah I'm selfish!"
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"- Hey Bessie I was telling Laura about our financial problems."
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"- Anyway, she had some really great ideas."
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"- Look, you don't have to snap at me like it's my fault."
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"- Well, I thought you were coming in earlier, we needed you tonight."
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"I am not your full-time slave."
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"- Oh is it?"
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"- Yeah!"
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"- Oh, Joey, I'm sorry my baby and"
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"- Listen, can I just get a cup of coffee, man? I'm desperate."
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"- Why? What'd you do to her?"
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"- Yeah, but your sister drives a Saab man. And all those nice clothes..."
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"- Yeah it's the last remains of a decaying dynasty."
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"- Finally, huh? Mission accomplished."
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"- How about a massage? Get rid of a little bit of that tension."
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"You mind if I just crash here for the night?"
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"- Yeah, I do mind. You should probably go home."
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"- So what? We can't hang out together anymore is that it?"
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"It's Joey, isn't it? She's been putting ideas in your head about me."
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"- Meaning?"
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"- I'm not humiliating anybody, Dawson."
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"- Who are you? What happened to Jen?"
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"She got bored. Decided to liven things up a bit."
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"- Went to Duke's. Met some new people. Danced a little. You?"
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"I'm glad you had a good time tonight, Mitch."
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"- Yes, you did. You were right."
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"I don't want to be the one robbing you of your childhood, the fun of being young."
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"- Bessie, these are my problems because you and I are a team, you know?"
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"And you can't fire me because I'm not going anywhere and I won't be fired."
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"I mean, this assignment helped me understand how much you have to deal"
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"with and how much stress you are under. I think you're amazing."
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"can be directly applied to your future lives. Therefore, I hope, I hope,"
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"I hope that you gave this project's it's deserved attention."
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"- And that way we can spend more money on the honeymoon."
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"had snot all over his face. I just didn't want to get ill."
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"So Andie, where's your project?"
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"- Pacey Witter! Nice of you to join us. This your project?"
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"- Pacey, hey!"
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"- Don't sweat it."
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"left out of this conversation here, okay?"
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"- Okay."
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"- That means all of our kids are stuffed into a 2-bedroom apartment."
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"except for spoiled, trust fund casualties from Rhode Island."
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"...or you go back to Mr. Drake..."
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"write him a very large check and make our marriage another statistic."
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"I love him and I want him back."
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"- You are so in denial."
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"- Denial. You can't except the fact that the little boy"
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"that you brought into the world is grown up. I mean, he's a sexual being."
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"- No, I did not say that, but I am a sexual being responsible,"
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"- A sexual being?"
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"- The sooner you accept that, the sooner you and I will have an honest relationship."
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"But one day, down the road, I'm going to have sex."
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"And you're acting all paranoid..."
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"just let things take their natural course."
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"Let Joey and me hang out in my room, alone at night, unsupervised."
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"- No."
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"- Why not?"
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"- Because, Dawson, the fact is I am a parent, alright?"
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"my 15 year old son upstairs in my own house having sex!"
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"You can psychologically deconstruct me all you want, but here's the deal."
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"Parent me. Child you, alright? Parent, me. Child... you."
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"- You think so?"
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"Uh, Joey, will you come with me please?"
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"What did I just say, Dawson, what did I just say!"
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"- You, Jane, Me Tarzan?"
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"- No you won't."
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"- Nevermind."
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"Yesterday I got a call from the health department."
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"Can you go over there?"
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"- Yeah, just make sure everything is put away and spic-and-span. You know,"
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"the last thing I need is the health department slapping us with some big,"
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"- You seem to be forgetting something and it's called first period."
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"- Oh, come on, Joey, it will only take a minute and"
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"I've got to take Alexander to the sitter's."
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"Hang on. Here, here, here. Oh, and Joey,"
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"while you're there can you just wipe down the counters real quick so it looks clean?"
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"- Fine."
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"- Oh, and the freezer! Can you mop behind the freezer?"
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"I can't even remember the last time we did that."
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"in the backs of cars and movie theaters."
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"- You're right, I was."
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"So by restricting my access to Joey what you're really trying to do is liven up my sex life?"
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"Did you hear that, Mom?"
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"- Did you ever notice that whenever your parental authority"
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"is in question that you just start barking out orders?"
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"- Bye Mom."
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"- Bye honey."
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"He has become the master of manipulation."
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"- Meaning that you both can come to incredible rationalizations especially"
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"when it comes to acting out your sexual impulses."
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"- Oh, listen, Gail, this whole idea of an open marriage..."
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"You against it?"
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"- No, enough said."
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"- No, if what you need is to get even with me and sow your oats then.."
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"- Gail! Let's just drop it."
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"- You don't?"
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"I love you, Mitch. I'll see you after work."
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"- I have a very important question for you and I need an answer immediately."
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"They have no cultural interests, no inner lives of their own..."
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"all they do is play football and swap pornos. They're a couple of..."
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"- Oh, God... here we go. Okay, Andie, I'm having a really mellow morning."
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"- Yeah, look, I'm sure there are a thousand dimwits with highlights"
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"and C-cups that you'd rather be talking to but you're the only person"
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"Don't give me the homework guilt trip, alright?"
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"Did I say anything? I did not say anything."
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"I'm just freaking out because what if Mr. Matick calls on me in class?"
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"There's just, there's just no way."
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"It's not like you're flunking out of school."
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"- Yeah, I know that, but you get behind by one day,"
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