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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Officer Krupke (S07E07)

"Stop overacting, just keep it on the down, okay?"
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"Come on. All right?"
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"You're Larry David. Who are you?"
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"- I'm Larry David. - And what do you happen to enjoy?"
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"- I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties. - Perfect, that's it."
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"- I'm very comfortable with that. - Very comfortable."
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"Listen, I got big fucking news."
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"Huge. You ready for this?"
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"I got a call from Virginia. She can't do the part."
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"She's in a neck brace."
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"- You're kidding. - No."
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"- Oh my god. - Yes, and you know what that means."
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"- Cheryl's gonna do the part. - Cheryl's gonna do the part."
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"- This is fantastic. - Yes, it's unbelievable."
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"What... what happened?"
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"She wouldn't tell me. I said, "what happened?""
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"And she said, "it's not important.""
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"- Hmm. - Yeah."
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"- Interesting. - What?"
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"- As far as I know... - Yeah?"
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"- There's only two ways you can injure your neck. - Mm-hmm."
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"- The other's cunnilingus. - Mm-hmm."
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"If it wasn't a car accident,"
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"It could've been a car accident. You don't know."
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"Let's check her car."
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"All right, let's check her car."
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"- All right, who are you? - I'm Larry David."
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"And what do you happen to enjoy?"
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"- I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties. - Let's go."
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"- ( Toys clatter ) - hey."
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"What are you, an idiot?"
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"- I didn't... sorry. - Ouch."
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"- It's clean. - Clean."
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"So..."
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"I have some news."
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"Virginia can't do the part."
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"You're playing George's ex-wife."
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"I'm gonna play George's ex-wife?"
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"Congratulations. And everybody's on board with this?"
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"- Jerry... Jerry said yes... - Yeah."
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"- And you talked it over and... - yeah."
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"I can't believe you didn't call me as soon as you heard the news."
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"- I wanted to, you know, save it. - This is so fantastic."
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"Huh? - So I can tell my mom and everybody?"
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"Tell all your family. Tell them all, yeah."
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"That's unbelievable. Thank you."
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"- I kinda put the whole thing together. - Thank you, Larry."
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"Wow, so what happened with Virginia?"
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"Why can't she do it?"
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"What an interesting question."
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"Why can't she do it?"
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"Well..."
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"It seems as if Virginia hurt her neck."
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"- Mmm. - Ooh."
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"- How did she hurt her neck? - ( Laughs )"
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"Very good, very good."
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"What? You're good. You're good."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"You're gonna do very well in this part."
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"- How did she hurt her neck? - How did she hurt her neck?"
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"- We all know... - Mm-hmm."
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"There's only two ways a person can injure their neck."
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"One is a car accident."
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"And she was not in a car accident"
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"because I checked the car."
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"Okay. The other is cunnilingus."
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"she performed it on you in a threesome."
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"- Come on. - What are you talking about?"
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"Listen, we're adults."
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"- Let's just get past this. - Oh my god."
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"besides having to go down on someone."
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"- That's ridiculous. - Name one."
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"Ugh. - You know, I never saw Michelangelo in a brace."
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"( Cell phone ringing )"
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"Hello? - She doesn't believe me. She doesn't believe me."
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"She's gonna leave me. She's gonna leave me, man."
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"- I'm fucked! - All right, calm down."
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"But I left my pants in the dressing room."
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"He went to jail."
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"You don't have to really wear them."
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"you were telling me the story of how you met."
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"Hey, mister, did you steal those pants?"
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"I have to bring them back and I'm going to, but I didn't steal."
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"Hi. Virginia Sloan."
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"- Go ahead. - Okay."
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"- That's smart. - Yeah."
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"- So what? - Okay."
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"- Good to see you. Bye. - Okay, thanks."
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"All right, we'll go with Virginia."
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"I thought it was a done deal."
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"- I'm sure she's thrilled. - She'll be okay. She's not you."
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"Oh, really? From what website?"
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"- One is a car accident. - Yeah."
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"And I submit"
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"Because I told you about Dennis and the three-way."
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"* the trouble is he's grown *"
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"* gee, officer krupke"
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"Virginia: Yeah, I bet, exactly."
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"See anything?"
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"Nothing."
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"Susie: Jeffrey, where are you?"
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"* gee, officer krupke, we're very upset *"
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"* the trouble is he's crazy *"
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"* what are we to do?"
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"( voices overlapping )"
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"* the trouble is he's growing *"
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"* gee, officer krupke, we're down on our knees *"
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"to my kids out there by the lemonade stand?"
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"- Jerry: Oh. - Hi."
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"- Yeah, she's pretty good. - That was insane, okay?"
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"Next stop, comedy town."
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"- My pants were left in the dressing room. - They were?"
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"Yeah yeah."
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"Yes, it's more money."
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"Right there at the site. Hi, Larry, what's up?"
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"* krupke, we've got troubles of our own *"
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