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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - Officer Krupke (S07E07)

"Well, Virginia, if you must know,"
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"I was at banana Republic and a fire alarm went off."
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"- Virginia: Uh-huh. - And I was just waiting"
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"and the store didn't open back up, so I just thought I'd take off."
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"But you know what was amazing,"
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"when I was outside the store,"
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"I was talking to an officer"
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"and his name was krupke."
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"- Uh-huh. - And he'd never heard"
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"of the character from "West Side story.""
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"- Isn't that unbelievable? - Unbelievable."
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"* we're disturbed, we're disturbed *"
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"* we're the most disturbed *"
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"* like we're psychologically... *"
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"all right, all right. Enough enough."
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"- Really? Fascinating. - Yeah."
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"- Virginia: Amazing. - I know the whole thing. It's interesting."
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"Sometimes you think you know somebody,"
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"but you really don't know them at all."
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"Hey, Larry, I'm auditioning for the reunion show,"
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"for the "Seinfeld" reunion show tomorrow"
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"for the part of George's ex-wife."
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"Dennis: She'd be great."
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"- Don't you think she'd be great? - I really hope I get it."
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"Huh, okay."
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"So before Larry walked in,"
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"Go ahead. I wanna hear."
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"- It was great. - Larry: All right, okay."
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"- I was building this strip mall... - hold it a sec."
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"I really have a hard time"
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"with "how we met" stories, okay?"
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"- So I'm gonna... - Well, I wanna hear it."
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"- We don't have to tell it. - Larry: No, you can hear it."
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"Well, fine. I wanna hear it."
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"They were in the middle, I wanna hear it."
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"Why don't you go take a walk around the block, okay?"
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"By the time you're back, they'll be finished."
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"- Okay, fine. - Fine, bye."
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"- Bye. - All right, so?"
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"I was building a strip mall in hesperia..."
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"Let me guess how it ends."
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"- You get together in... in the end? - Bye, Larry."
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"- So you were the architect... - And she was into real estat."
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"- Lemonade. - Mister, come here."
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"- We have the best lemonade. - You wanna buy some lemonade?"
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"Hi, selling lemonade, huh?"
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"- Yep. - Good for you."
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"Good for you. You're entrepreneurs."
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"An alarm went off in the store and I had to leave the store."
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"I mean, don't they want your pants back?"
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"Anyway, I'll have some lemonade."
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"- How much is it? - A buck."
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"A buck? Fine."
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"Thank you very much. Here you go."
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"Are you kidding me?"
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"Oh my god. This is awful."
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"I'm not even joking. Who made that?"
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"- Us. It's beautiful. - You made it?"
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"- Give me my money back. - Kids: No."
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"- Girl: You can't. - I want my dollar back."
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"Just get out of here if you don't like it."
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"Fine, I'll get out. It's terrible."
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"I'm gonna report you guys for that."
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"- Boy: Go ahead! - I'm going to."
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"- Boy: Turd! - Girl: Loser!"
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"( Knocking )"
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"- Is that it? - No, I couldn't."
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"Oh, god."
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"What are you looking at?"
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"- What are you, self-conscious? - No, you're looking me over."
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"Don't know what you're talking about."
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"- Hi. - Hi, susie."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"Are you the gentleman who was just talking"
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"I was by the lemonade stand talking to some youngsters."
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"Because apparently some guy came over"
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"and started making fun of their lemonade."
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"- Yeah? - Was that you, perchance?"
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"If they're gonna charge a dollar and give you this much lemonade..."
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"I felt a little ripped off."
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"- You knew it was kids at a stand... - Right, it's kids."
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"Selling lemonade. Your choice."
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"The stand needs a little supervision, that's all I'm saying."
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"You know what? They're in that little kid bubble."
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"They're buds, and you just... you know, just piss all over it."
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"I didn't piss on the buds."
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"No, I helped the buds. I'm helping the buds grow."
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"- I'm good for buds. - Stay away from the buds, Larry."
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"- May I be excused? - Susie: Get the hell out of here."
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"Let me tell you something. Yeah, you."
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"You talk to my kids again, calling the cops."
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"Duly noted."
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"- Please sign in. - Okay."
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"Oh my god."
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"You're auditioning?"
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"Yeah."
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"For the same part, how strange."
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"- Hmm. - That is so weird."
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"Why would you have to audition? It's based on you."
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"Well, you know,"
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"I think it's a part... Part of the process that..."
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"- Hey, how's Dennis? - He's really good."
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"- Is he? - He's really good, yeah."
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"You know, actually, I'm meeting him"
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"for lunch later today."
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"- Do you want to maybe join us? - I would love to."
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"Yeah? Yeah, catch up with you guys."
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"- Okay, I'm next. - Good luck."
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"- You're gonna get it. - Well, who knows?"
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"Cheryl's here to read for Amanda."
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"- Jerry: Hi, Cheryl. - Hey."
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"- This is... - How are you doing?"
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"- Hey, I'm good. - Why don't you go?"
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"- All right. - All right."
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"- Hey. - Hey, Larry."
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"This is weird. Oh my god."
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"What's going on with that?"
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"Well, I was in a store yesterday."
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"I was going to... I was just trying these on"
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"We all went out of the store,"
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